Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40313 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, we can't have you without any clean socks.
Most likely, she would sell them (socks) on eBay as genuine Mister Chix's socks! She would make a fortune!
(feverish-ly)

We can't let that happen, Darling, we simply can't!
I want my socks, all 4 of them, that I think she (Frmr) has already purloined, and I'm also missing my soap-on-a-rope, with it's fragrant, delicate 'hint' of Thai Blossom.
I want my soap, and my socks.
You know what would help my mood, a lot, Darling?
a cock-tail cart brimming with Patron.
See to it, would you?
Hurry.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40314 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Because, secretly, you really adore Chix.
I do not like that chicken!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40315 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, that isn't a very nice thing to say, considering Chix just gave you one of his clocks!
He knows you are too "cheep" to buy one.
Oh so are you saying that chicken is willing to take the clock back? Say it is so, P:EASE!!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40316 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not like that chicken!
Fibber!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40317 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Fibber!
I am not fibbing! That chicken and I can not get along. Chix is to blame for that, he provokes me.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40318 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh please! Those socks would go in the Hazard Hamper. Why would I try to sell those socks to some unsuspecting person? I would be sued for selling hazardous waste.
That's not what you said when you tried to steal my loin-cloth.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40319 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh so are you saying that chicken is willing to take the clock back? Say it is so, P:EASE!!
Oh no, Frmr! Chix gave you the clock to keep!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40320 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not fibbing! That chicken and I can not get along. Chix is to blame for that, he provokes me.
Provokes you?! Oh, how lame, Frmr! You are too funny!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40321 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not what you said when you tried to steal my loin-cloth.
Oh Ewww! I would really have needed a Hazmat suit then!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40322 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not like that chicken!
Phooey!
You're wearing my socks, and at that, my favorite socks, the ones my wife gave me, with the skulls on them.
Wait till my wife finds out, that you're wearing my stolen skull socks.
Trouble ahead, Frmr, trouble ahead!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40323 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no, Frmr! Chix gave you the clock to keep!
NO! I wouldn't mind the clocke if it didn't have a picture of that chicken on it.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40324 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Ewww! I would really have needed a Hazmat suit then!
Well, a HazMat suit, for you, is a good idea.
It would keep all of the deadly bacteria from escaping, and your cries for French fries would be muffled.
No French fries for you, Frmr.
Too bad, eh?
(hah hah)

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40325 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Phooey!
You're wearing my socks, and at that, my favorite socks, the ones my wife gave me, with the skulls on them.
Wait till my wife finds out, that you're wearing my stolen skull socks.
Trouble ahead, Frmr, trouble ahead!
I am not wearing your socks chicken. My socks are striped pink and orange to match my jammies.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40326 Feb 3, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Provokes you?! Oh, how lame, Frmr! You are too funny!
That chicken does provoke me, he is always accusing me of something when I am innocent.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40327 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That chicken does provoke me, he is always accusing me of something when I am innocent.
You know what you need you, Frmr?
Some good alibis, is what you need.
You should buy my book, or at the very least, the audio tape.
Them are tried & true, never-fail alibis, too, and great for every occasion.
Buy "The Mr. Chix Big Book Of Alibis", Frmr, and learn, learn, learn.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40328 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You know what you need you, Frmr?
Some good alibis, is what you need.
You should buy my book, or at the very least, the audio tape.
Them are tried & true, never-fail alibis, too, and great for every occasion.
Buy "The Mr. Chix Big Book Of Alibis", Frmr, and learn, learn, learn.
Nope! I should have known that all your allegations were leading up to something. You are the expert on inventing alibis though.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40329 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope! I should have known that all your allegations were leading up to something. You are the expert on inventing alibis though.
You don't know what you're missing, Frmr, by not buying my best-selling "Book Of Alibis".
Without one of my Alibis, you'll never win an acquittal, in front of Judge Fryem, if you get arrested, which might happen, if you don't buy the book (of alibis).
Mrs. Chix & I will come to see you, every other Tuesday, in jail.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40330 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't know what you're missing, Frmr, by not buying my best-selling "Book Of Alibis".
Without one of my Alibis, you'll never win an acquittal, in front of Judge Fryem, if you get arrested, which might happen, if you don't buy the book (of alibis).
Mrs. Chix & I will come to see you, every other Tuesday, in jail.
So are you forcing me to buy your stoopid book? Isn't that extortion?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40331 Feb 3, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, a HazMat suit, for you, is a good idea.
It would keep all of the deadly bacteria from escaping, and your cries for French fries would be muffled.
No French fries for you, Frmr.
Too bad, eh?
(hah hah)
I shower daily chicken. It is your wife that needs a hazmat suit, since she is around you all the time.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#40332 Feb 3, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So are you forcing me to buy your stoopid book? Isn't that extortion?
#A: Yes, I'm forcing you to buy the Big Book Of Alibis, and
#B: It's not extortion if you can't prove it, and besides, I've got the perfect alibi.

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