“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40233 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Is Chix the CEO of those organizations? Does he have a monetary interest in them? Will he gain something from giving them money?
No, Frmr! Chix does this out of the goodness of his heart. Surprised? Well, there are lots of aspects of Chix that you don't know about.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40234 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH!HEH! I do have a job, and I enjoy it very much. My job is to keep you & the Missus on a straight & narrow path, therefore I lurk!
I wish you would do welding full time. We all would be happier if you would!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40235 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Figures! Mrs. Chix does anything to feed your over inflated ego!
I appreciate my husband, Frmr. What is wrong with that? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40236 Feb 2, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".
So, they would just gloss over things? How are they at dusting?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40237 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course my toes are long enough. My toes are 6 inches long, but my feet are 6 feet long!
I would love to see your shoes!<G>

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40238 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe! He is always "plastered"!
Plaster and plastered are different things, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40239 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well if that is so, then why does that chicken always cost me money?
Because you are a big headache, Frmr. You are also not in need of our help like the animals, widows and orphans are. That's why!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40240 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH! HEH! Yup, that chicken sure did invent being plastered.
No. I think the Roamns invented "plastered".

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40241 Feb 2, 2013
Romans!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40242 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Wrong! I had my toes stretched.
You know Dr Stretcho's treatments are only temporary, don't you? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40243 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it was done by Dr. Stretcho & his stretching machine. He is the best.
I would think, after you shrunk down to your original size, that you wouldn't waste any more money on Dr Stretcho's treatments!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40244 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course I had my toes stretched by a true professional, Dr. Stretcho. He came highly recommended by YOUR wife!
You know darn well that I didn't recommend that you went to Dr Stretcho. He is a quack, and everybody knows it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40245 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>On your recommendation!
No way, Frmr! Don't blame me for Dr Stretcho's quack treatments. You found him all by yourself.

8333

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40246 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You did too recommend Dr. Stretcho. You tole me don't trust Chix, if you want the best, see Stretcho!
Boy, do you ever have that backward, Frmr! I tole you to go to CHIX and not to that quack, Stretcho!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40247 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I wouldn't trust that chicken near me! He is not as professional as Dr Stretcho
Chix IS a professional! AND he has the online degrees to prove it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40248 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My nose needs stretching about as much as your beak. NO way that I am letting you near me, even if you are willing to give me a bag of candy.
Take the candy, Frmr. You know you want to!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40249 Feb 2, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Dream on chicken! There is no way that you will get the opportunity to put plaster on my feet. Oh PHOOEY! You did not invent plaster.
Chix has a very gentle touch, Frmr. You would enjoy a little plaster on your toes.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40250 Feb 2, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".
Do you have any MM Jello that I can try, so I can talk to the Unicorns? Please?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40251 Feb 2, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You did?
You had your toes stretched by somebody besides me?
What a bummer!
I would have been happy to stretch them toesies for you, Frmr, if you had only axed me.
Them toes would each be 2 miles long by now, if you'd of let me do the stretching.
What about your nose?
Can I stretch your nose for you?
Please?
Don't stretch Frmr's nose too much, Dear. She would start tripping over it while she is lurking.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40252 Feb 2, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No way, Frmr! Don't blame me for Dr Stretcho's quack treatments. You found him all by yourself.
8333
See you do knw Dr Stretcho, or you wouldn't have known he quacks.

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