“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40193 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! There is always a catch for that chicken to part with his money. Yes I do donate Mrs. Chix. Audubon Society, HSUS, and my favorite, the ACLU!
Do you take tax deductions on those organizations?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40194 Feb 1, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not so.
My wife appointed me.
Yes, and I was so proud of you when you became King, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40195 Feb 1, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, in retrospect, Darling, your enthusiasm got a bit the better of you, when you were whacking my shoulders with that sword. I still have painful indentations in my broad, cultivated shoulders, from where you swiftly bore down with them swords, and I bled a little, at the time, through my faux-ermine-lined velveteen Royal Cape.
You missed whacking my head, but I think it was an oversight on your part.
From now on, let's do "virtual crownings", to protect my head & shoulders, okay?
Love you!
Oooo! So sorry, Dear! It must have been all of the excitement that made me careless with the swords.
Will you forgive me?
Lets drink to it!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40196 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Ya know, all those toes are why you trip and fall a lot.
Nonsense Mrs. Chix. I need all those toes for when I hang upside down from the Jungle Jim over at the Aquatic Park playground.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40197 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No, Frmr. Chix makes the donations as a gesture of "luff".
Is Chix the CEO of those organizations? Does he have a monetary interest in them? Will he gain something from giving them money?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40198 Feb 1, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's right, we are, but do you ever oblige us?
You do NOT, and we're vexed, most vexed indeed, with your continuous, shadow-y, lurking presence, wherever we turn.
Get a JOB or something, Frmr!
HEH!HEH! I do have a job, and I enjoy it very much. My job is to keep you & the Missus on a straight & narrow path, therefore I lurk!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40199 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nonsense Mrs. Chix. I need all those toes for when I hang upside down from the Jungle Jim over at the Aquatic Park playground.
Are your stubby toes long enough to wrap around the bars so you won't fall?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40200 Feb 1, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You seem awfully confident in that airy assertion, Frmr, but the slow scuttle-er gets the plaster, so organize all-them feet, and teach them how to effectively scuttle, or else yer 66 feet will become too un-wieldy to manage, with all-that plaster on them.
I invented plaster.
Dream on chicken! There is no way that you will get the opportunity to put plaster on my feet. Oh PHOOEY! You did not invent plaster.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40201 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Is Chix the CEO of those organizations? Does he have a monetary interest in them? Will he gain something from giving them money?
No.
No.
Yes! Chis gets enormous satisfaction helping animals and people less fortunate than we are!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40202 Feb 1, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not so.
My wife appointed me.
Figures! Mrs. Chix does anything to feed your over inflated ego!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40203 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH!HEH! I do have a job, and I enjoy it very much. My job is to keep you & the Missus on a straight & narrow path, therefore I lurk!
The bottom line is that you are a big pest!
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#40204 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, I never had MMjello, but, I would like to try it!
The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40205 Feb 1, 2013
Actually, I think Chix DID invent plaster.

1911

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40206 Feb 1, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".
So, the Unicorns won't sweep up the dust bunnies?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40207 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Are your stubby toes long enough to wrap around the bars so you won't fall?
Of course my toes are long enough. My toes are 6 inches long, but my feet are 6 feet long!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40208 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
Actually, I think Chix DID invent plaster.
1911
Maybe! He is always "plastered"!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40209 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course my toes are long enough. My toes are 6 inches long, but my feet are 6 feet long!
Don't be silly, Frmr. Your toes are only 2 inches long!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#40210 Feb 1, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe! He is always "plastered"!
That's different and you know it!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40211 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No.
No.
Yes! Chis gets enormous satisfaction helping animals and people less fortunate than we are!
Well if that is so, then why does that chicken always cost me money?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#40212 Feb 1, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>That's different and you know it!
HEH! HEH! Yup, that chicken sure did invent being plastered.

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