Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#38889 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>WHY? Chix isn't around any longer, so why can't I go to the Palace?
I am close-by, Frmr, I am close-by.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38890 Jan 10, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
Return at one, in my Batmobile, and you can have back your fez, and your precious cheese.
I'm keeping the fluffy pink bath towels, though, and I believe that Frmr would agree with me.
Bat wings, don't hold your breath on thinking I will agree on anything with you.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38891 Jan 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Because it is MY Palace and I say so!
So, that doesn't mean a thing to me. I am going over to the Palace for dinner, so be sure to set an extra large platter for me.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38892 Jan 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I am close-by, Frmr, I am close-by.
SO? That doesn't mean a thing chicken. YOu are no longer a family chicken, you are now living the life of a bachelor, partying and having Taco's, harem girls over to the Chicken Wing.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38893 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>So, that doesn't mean a thing to me. I am going over to the Palace for dinner, so be sure to set an extra large platter for me.
F*** off, Frmr! No dinner for you!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38894 Jan 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I never said any such thing!
FIBBER!
YES you did too say that. Or was it a fib so I couldn't sell that chicken any of the chicken feather quilts I made?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38895 Jan 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>F*** off, Frmr! No dinner for you!
Oh dear! Oh dear! Watch your language Mrs. Chix. Why? No dinner for me? But why?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#38896 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>SO? That doesn't mean a thing chicken. YOu are no longer a family chicken, you are now living the life of a bachelor, partying and having Taco's, harem girls over to the Chicken Wing.
That's a terrible lie, Frmr, about the Harem Girls, who are, to Katia's ever-lasting dismay, stuck to Taco like glue, Frmr, glue.
Here am I, in my lonely tower, of the Chicken Wing, with only rats, Cooties, Cootie-Babies, Viking Kittens, Pestilence, the Wolf, Precious Girl, Chewie, Drs. Kwak & Pullem, clams, oysters, Judge Fryem, Nits, the cook, and Elvis, for company.
Oh, the piglet drops by sometimes, usually while Kootzia's out, playing bingo.
Don't think that I don't suffer, because I do.
It's lonely, at the Top.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38897 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>YES you did too say that. Or was it a fib so I couldn't sell that chicken any of the chicken feather quilts I made?
You made that up, Frmr. Chix wouldn't buy your "quilts" because they are crummy.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38898 Jan 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's a terrible lie, Frmr, about the Harem Girls, who are, to Katia's ever-lasting dismay, stuck to Taco like glue, Frmr, glue.
Here am I, in my lonely tower, of the Chicken Wing, with only rats, Cooties, Cootie-Babies, Viking Kittens, Pestilence, the Wolf, Precious Girl, Chewie, Drs. Kwak & Pullem, clams, oysters, Judge Fryem, Nits, the cook, and Elvis, for company.
Oh, the piglet drops by sometimes, usually while Kootzia's out, playing bingo.
Don't think that I don't suffer, because I do.
It's lonely, at the Top.
Really? I don't think so chicken. They all go over to the Palace to eat all the time. So are you saying that Mrs. Chix is fibbing about having to cook for the family?
Phooey chicken! I have seen the harem girls at your chicken wing, and I have seen you dancing away till the wee hours of the morning.
Batman

Albuquerque, NM

#38899 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Really? I don't think so chicken. They all go over to the Palace to eat all the time. So are you saying that Mrs. Chix is fibbing about having to cook for the family?
Phooey chicken! I have seen the harem girls at your chicken wing, and I have seen you dancing away till the wee hours of the morning.
(emphatically)

I've seen the same, exact thing, Frmr, with my very own eyes!
Hey, if you're not busy later, want to o for a swim in the Bat-Pool?
No bathing suits required.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38900 Jan 10, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
(emphatically)
I've seen the same, exact thing, Frmr, with my very own eyes!
Hey, if you're not busy later, want to o for a swim in the Bat-Pool?
No bathing suits required.
I know I am right, I am always lurking.
H*** NO! Back off Bat wings!
Precious Girl

Albuquerque, NM

#38901 Jan 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That's a terrible lie, Frmr, about the Harem Girls, who are, to Katia's ever-lasting dismay, stuck to Taco like glue, Frmr, glue.
Here am I, in my lonely tower, of the Chicken Wing, with only rats, Cooties, Cootie-Babies, Viking Kittens, Pestilence, the Wolf, Precious Girl, Chewie, Drs. Kwak & Pullem, clams, oysters, Judge Fryem, Nits, the cook, and Elvis, for company.
Oh, the piglet drops by sometimes, usually while Kootzia's out, playing bingo.
Don't think that I don't suffer, because I do.
It's lonely, at the Top.
Mr. Chix!
Did you say that Elvis is over to the Chicken Wing?
So am I, and how is it that he (Elvis) has, so far, managed to elude me?
I'll be in the Chicken Wing arbor, and you better march Elvis right-on in here, no matter how much the Wolf protests.
Re-united with the King, at last!
Batman

Albuquerque, NM

#38902 Jan 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I know I am right, I am always lurking.
H*** NO! Back off Bat wings!
Does this mean that you don't love me any more?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38903 Jan 11, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
Does this mean that you don't love me any more?
I never loved you Batman, anymore than I love that chicken, or Mrs. Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38904 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes I have been lurking. I never see Chix at the Palace eating dinner with the entire family. I have noticed that Batman and Chix eat dinner either out, or at the Chicken wing.
Then someone is fibbing!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38905 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I did too invent the Quill pen, and I used real chicken feathers.
Sure, Frmr sure.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38906 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True. Did you give him some quilts to take with him to his Chicken Wing? I wouldn't have!
Why wouldn't you have given qilts to Chix? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38907 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course I didn't sew the chicken feathers together, it would be impossible. I glued the chicken feathers with Gorilla Glue.
Why would sewing the feathers together have been impossible? It can be done, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38908 Jan 11, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You gave him quilts. Why? I could have sold that chicken some quilts and made a fortune.
I didn't say I did.

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