Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#36682 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I can't go back to my Hollow Mrs. Chix, it seems there is no roof, again. Guess I will have to weather the storm out over at the Palace. Which wing shall I take this time?
Don't even think about taking the Chicken Wing.
You'll be lucky if we let you sleep in the cistern.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36683 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Benny doesn't like sweetness, he is allergic to sweetness, and I am very sweet.
A little salt bath will solve the problem. Plus, it will get out the "gamey" taste.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36684 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmm, I know you don't mean that. Could you please put out your best guest towels for me? Oh and I would like a pecan CHICKEN salad too.
Yes, I do mean that. You can't.(Stay in the Palace.)

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36685 Dec 6, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't even think about taking the Chicken Wing.
You'll be lucky if we let you sleep in the cistern.
Call the Cooties and tell them to expect Frmr.

9919

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#36686 Dec 6, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't even think about taking the Chicken Wing.
You'll be lucky if we let you sleep in the cistern.
Of course I will stay in the chicken wing. Oh boy! Will there be lots of chickens around? I sure hope so!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#36687 Dec 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I do mean that. You can't.(Stay in the Palace.)
Oh nonsense! Of course I am staying at the Palace, and Chix invited me to stay in the chicken wing.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#36688 Dec 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Call the Cooties and tell them to expect Frmr.
9919
No, no, I am staying in the Palace, in the chicken wing with all the chickens.

8555

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36689 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh nonsense! Of course I am staying at the Palace, and Chix invited me to stay in the chicken wing.
We don't have a chicken wing. Too bad for you, huh.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36690 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, no, I am staying in the Palace, in the chicken wing with all the chickens.
8555
You can't!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#36691 Dec 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>We don't have a chicken wing. Too bad for you, huh.
YES you do too have a chicken wing. Chix even tole me so, and he invited me to stay there with all the chickens. SO there!

1333

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#36692 Dec 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You can't!
Oh yes I can, Chix tole me so.
Cooties

Albuquerque, NM

#36693 Dec 6, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Call the Cooties and tell them to expect Frmr.
9919
We're always excited & happy to welcome Frmr to Cootie Hollow, because she keeps telling us she's bringing us a real, live lemur, even though she never dies.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36694 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>YES you do too have a chicken wing. Chix even tole me so, and he invited me to stay there with all the chickens. SO there!
1333
Oh, nonsense! Fibber!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36695 Dec 6, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh yes I can, Chix tole me so.
No, you can't.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36696 Dec 6, 2012
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
We're always excited & happy to welcome Frmr to Cootie Hollow, because she keeps telling us she's bringing us a real, live lemur, even though she never dies.
Ooooh, too bad about the lemur.
Can you take Frmr in for a couple of night till the storm passes?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36697 Dec 7, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(weeping a little)
Oh Darling, Christmas is when I really miss Dear, Dead, Departed, Ingloriously Slain (by Frmr) Cousin Benny, who is now an Avenging Angel, and dislikes Frmr, for eating him.
While he (Benny) was alive, he was a lot of laughs.
I miss Cousin Benny too, Darling. I wish I had met him.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36698 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Very sweet!
Like fructose corn syrup I bet. Complete with the unpleasant aftertaste.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36699 Dec 7, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Smart thing to do Mrs. Chix, plead the 5th. I always follow the advise of my attorney, Mr. Chix, and plead the 5th.
Yes, I have noticed!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36700 Dec 7, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
This is exactly why I love you so much, Darling.
After all the terrible things that Frmr's tried to do to you, us, really, over the years, your Generous Heart thinks only of sparing her (Frmr) tears.
You're practically a Saint!
P.S.
If you were a Saint, could we still be married?
Need to know, and hurry!
Of course, we still would be married!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#36701 Dec 7, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for your sediments, My Love.
He...he was practically a Saint, Dearest, a Saint.
P.S.
If Benny was a Saint, could he still have been my cousin?
Need to know, and hurry!
Of course, Dear! We are a family of saints!

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