“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31695 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>OH Mrs. Chix, you are the only one that uses Chix and innocent in the same sentence.
You just did it again, Frmr! <VVVBG>

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31696 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It is not nonsense Mrs. Chix, how can you dismiss it as such?
Easy, Frmr. I dismiss things all of the time.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31697 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I got it all figured out Mrs. CHix, Satan and Queenie are one and the same. So Satan can't be Chix's, pappy, since Queenie for sure isn't my mama.
So, now that you figured all of that out, Frmr, so what?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31698 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Not so Mrs. Chix!
And not so, how? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31699 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it is settled. I don't know why I didn't figure it out before Mrs. CHix. Now I can move on and find something else to torment that chicken about.
I am sure that will be a nice change. We can't wait to see what you come up with next!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31700 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I would explain but I forgot the original question!
So did I. Oh well, it will be one of life's mysteries.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31701 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no MRs. Chix, I can't. You and Chix are a couple and I believe in harassing you both equally.
Chix and I are so thrilled to hear that.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31702 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well of course I will Mrs. Chix. I will never stop harassing you or Chix. You two would think I was mad at yous both.
No, we would figure you had finally found some other thing to occupy your time.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31703 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! YOU are the poster boy for sin, and Satan is your real pappy.
Chix is not, Frmr! You are just making that up!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31704 Oct 8, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah?
Well, guess what, Frmr?
If Satan is my Pappy, your Mama is Queen Of The Night.
Bwaahaahaa!
That is a scary thought, Dear!
It would explain a lot tho.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31705 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I take it all back chicken. Satan and Queenie are one and the same!
That is even a scarier thought!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#31706 Oct 8, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>That is a scary thought, Dear!
It would explain a lot tho.
Now you're starting to catch on, Darling.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31707 Oct 8, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Now you're starting to catch on, Darling.
Thank you, Dear. I try to be observant about that sort of thing.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#31708 Oct 8, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Now you're starting to catch on, Darling.
What about me? I made the connection between Satan and Queenie. Why does Mrs. Chix get all the credit? Oh I know, she is the one pushing the Patron cocktail cart.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#31709 Oct 8, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>That is a scary thought, Dear!
It would explain a lot tho.
At least you have a thought Mrs. CHix, Chix never thinks, he just does.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31710 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What about me? I made the connection between Satan and Queenie. Why does Mrs. Chix get all the credit? Oh I know, she is the one pushing the Patron cocktail cart.
What about you, Frmr? Hmmmm?
Of course I am pushing the cocktail cart! What is so odd about that? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31711 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>At least you have a thought Mrs. CHix, Chix never thinks, he just does.
Thanks a bunch, Frmr. Eep.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#31712 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What about me? I made the connection between Satan and Queenie. Why does Mrs. Chix get all the credit? Oh I know, she is the one pushing the Patron cocktail cart.
That's a bald-face fabrication, Frmr!
I'M the one who "linked" QOTN & your very good friend, Satan, and they're married to each other, very happily, and live in He**, and neither one of them (QOTN & Satan) is Mam nor Pap to me.
My mom lives in France now, with Mr. Pullet, and my Dad's somewhere in freezing-cold Ottowa, which are both far, far cries from He**, where Mr. & Mrs. Satan now reside.
I've met Satan a couple of times.
He's got a very painful handshake.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#31713 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>At least you have a thought Mrs. CHix, Chix never thinks, he just does.
To paraphrase one of the great Philosophers, Frmr;
"I drink, therefore I am."

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#31714 Oct 8, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>At least you have a thought Mrs. CHix, Chix never thinks, he just does.
BTW, Frmr, Chix has lots of thoughts. For example: He is King Of Albuquerque. Chix thought that one out, by himself, and now he IS King! What is your claim to fame? Hmmmm?

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