In love with guy that has Syphilis

In love with guy that has Syphilis

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Since: Apr 12

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#1 May 4, 2012
I am falling in love with a guy that has syphilis. We have not had sex yet, but I want to make him happy. What should I do?
Uncle Pervo

Albuquerque, NM

#2 May 4, 2012
Post your picture so others can make sure they don't have sex with you.

Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#3 May 4, 2012
Uncle Pervo wrote:
Post your picture so others can make sure they don't have sex with you.
Topix needs picture capabilities. Muy pronto.

Since: May 09

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#4 May 4, 2012
1) Use a condom!
2) Check if he has a sore, or rash, if so dont have sex
http://ndure-x.com/syphilis-information/ has great info on other tips to prevent it and treatment options.

Since: Aug 08

Flint, MI

#5 May 4, 2012
tricia1978 wrote:
I am falling in love with a guy that has syphilis. We have not had sex yet, but I want to make him happy. What should I do?
Well, make him happy and make yourself sick! It's like running with scissors in your hand.....you know the answer.

Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#6 May 4, 2012
tricia1978 wrote:
I am falling in love with a guy that has syphilis. We have not had sex yet, but I want to make him happy. What should I do?
First let me just say that you've absolutely come to the right place.

So....if you really love him, you should let him have rough anal sex with you until you're unable to sit down comfortably. As an alternative, buy him some Penicillin G, Azithromycin, Doxycycline, Tetracycline, or Ceftriaxone. Do you know why he hasn't been treated already? Loving someone who hasn't gotten treatment is....kind of dumb. But I know you didn't come here to be judged.

You didn't specifically state that you don't want to have sex with him, or that you want him to live, but I'll assume you want him to get better, okay? He'll need large doses of intravenous Penicillin for a minimum of 10 days. if he's allergic to that, the Ceftriaxone is probably your best bet, unless you think he'd be capable of undergoing Penicillin desensitization. But that's potentially problematic. If he's truly gone for years without treatment, he may require three doses of intramuscular penicillin G over a three week period.

But if he's that far gone, the damage won't be reversed, only arrested. If that's the case, you might be better off shooting him in the back of the head with one of those things they use to kill cattle.
You can still love him, but if you don't bury him he will eventually start to smell pretty bad.

I'd hate to see you dealing with maggots and suspicious neighbors, so dig a large hole in your backyard at least five feet deep. Throw him in head first and cover him immediately. If you live in a rural area you may want to put some heavy rocks over the entire area you've dug up, so wild animals don't drag him out (Syphilis can be transmitted to higher mammals).

Consider also that he may be lying to you about the Syphilis. You should probably do some investigation of your own, because if they dig up the body and it turns out he did not have Syphilis, your story will seem less plausible.

Now, there's one other possibility here. It may be that he's been lying to you to save you from hurt feelings, because he doesn't find you attractive and, even though he may love you, is unable to get an erection. This is more common than most women realize; many men don't like to admit things like this, because they've been raised to equate sexual readiness with manhood.

One test of this theory would be for you to expose your genitals after applying lots of lipstick to them. See if he gets sexually aroused as evidenced by an increase in the size and stiffness of his penis, or if he vomits instead.

in any case, please let us know how all this turns out, okay?
lolol

Santa Fe, NM

#7 May 7, 2012
is this a real question ? where is that darn candid camera ?
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if you're a disease groupie then good luck, you probably won't be around long enough to worry about. Ask the aids bunch.
haha

United States

#8 May 8, 2012
tricia1978 wrote:
I am falling in love with a guy that has syphilis. We have not had sex yet, but I want to make him happy. What should I do?
yep ....... Love,hurts...... And sometimes it itches and burns and smells like cheeze trout.

Since: Nov 08

Albuquerque, NM

#9 May 8, 2012
tricia1978 wrote:
I am falling in love with a guy that has syphilis. We have not had sex yet, but I want to make him happy. What should I do?
Clearly you need to ask yourself if you love the man or his disease.
Liz

Portland, OR

#10 May 8, 2012
hey there, here're some safe dating tips for dating with someone with Syphilis or other STDs http://www.stdmingles.com/dating_advices... . hope this helps.

“There is no spoon”

Since: Feb 08

Albuquerque, NM

#11 May 9, 2012
A man was seeing his doctor. the doctor said, "I have good news and bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"Your wife has syphillis."
"Jeez! What could possibly be good news."
"She didn't get it from you."

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A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance has a particular strain of syphillis that I have only heard of once before." The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the
bad news?" "Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."

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Here is a list of four items.
Identify which doesn't belong with the others:
a. Herpes
b. Syphilis
c. AIDS
d. A lawyer

ANSWER: Syphilis. It's the only one you can get rid of.

Since: May 09

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#12 May 13, 2012
LOL

Here is a list of four items.
Identify which doesn't belong with the others:
a. Herpes
b. Syphilis
c. AIDS
d. A lawyer

ANSWER: Syphilis. It's the only one you can get rid of.

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