Obama bests Jesus in new poll

Obama bests Jesus in new poll

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Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#1 Dec 31, 2012
I'm thinking we need to add a book to the New Testament.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2012/12...

IN OTHER NEWS, apparently Pat Robertson is the worst prophet in the history of the universe.
911 was an inside job

Austin, TX

#3 Dec 31, 2012
Obama is a public relations man. He will say what people want to hear, even when he intends to do the exact opposite.

Here's one of many possible examples: candidate Obama promised to fight any bill that would retroactively shield the telecom industry for having participated in Bush's illegal warrantless surveillance (in violation of the 4th Amendment of the Constitution, not a small crime). But when the time to act arrives, not only does Obama not filibuster the bill, as he vowed to, but he VOTES IN FAVOR OF IT!

This, of course, was back when Americans thought surveillance without judicial review was a bit scandalous. These days, the Obama administration openly murders people -- Americans and foreign nationals alike and in violation of other nations' sovereignty -- using targeted drone assassinations, again without judicial review and in violation of all kinds of domestic and international laws.

Perhaps Obama is admired for being such an effective and well-groomed PR man. Nice teeth, too.

Since: Dec 10

Albuquerque

#4 Jan 1, 2013
911 was an inside job wrote:
Obama is a public relations man. He will say what people want to hear, even when he intends to do the exact opposite.
Here's one of many possible examples: candidate Obama promised to fight any bill that would retroactively shield the telecom industry for having participated in Bush's illegal warrantless surveillance (in violation of the 4th Amendment of the Constitution, not a small crime). But when the time to act arrives, not only does Obama not filibuster the bill, as he vowed to, but he VOTES IN FAVOR OF IT!
This, of course, was back when Americans thought surveillance without judicial review was a bit scandalous. These days, the Obama administration openly murders people -- Americans and foreign nationals alike and in violation of other nations' sovereignty -- using targeted drone assassinations, again without judicial review and in violation of all kinds of domestic and international laws.
Perhaps Obama is admired for being such an effective and well-groomed PR man. Nice teeth, too.
I think he's most admired for not being completely white. LIke Jesus, actually.
Concerned Citizen

Albuquerque, NM

#5 Jan 1, 2013
Careful. You know what happened to John Lennon after he said the Beatles had been more popular than Jesus!(Y'shuah bar Yosef). BTW, I'm not a Christian (for the benefit of the moron(s) who make(s) assumptions about people's political and religious affiliations based on sparse posts on here)
911 was an inside job

Austin, TX

#6 Jan 1, 2013
walterfm wrote:
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I think he's most admired for not being completely white. LIke Jesus, actually.
Well that's encouraging! I was afraid we had a large percentage of Americans laboring under the delusion that Obama was an upstanding, moral fellow who was a champion of the nation's citizens and "enlightened" principles.
Well

Huntsville, AL

#7 Jan 1, 2013
911 was an inside job wrote:
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Well that's encouraging! I was afraid we had a large percentage of Americans laboring under the delusion that Obama was an upstanding, moral fellow who was a champion of the nation's citizens and "enlightened" principles.
more than most of his critics.
911 was an inside job

Austin, TX

#8 Jan 1, 2013
Well wrote:
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more than most of his critics.
You mean to tell me that a majority of Obama's critics are also facilitating mass murder, among other crimes? That would dampen my hopes for the new year, if true.
Yes

Huntsville, AL

#9 Jan 1, 2013
911 was an inside job wrote:
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You mean to tell me that a majority of Obama's critics are also facilitating mass murder, among other crimes? That would dampen my hopes for the new year, if true.
you are just crazy enough to believe anything, it appears.
- You

Austin, TX

#10 Jan 1, 2013
Yes wrote:
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you are just crazy enough to believe anything, it appears.
have no idea...
lolol

Albuquerque, NM

#11 Jan 1, 2013
obama only cares he is seen as better than moohahmmed, he could give a flip about jeebus, that's for the redneck bible thumping gun toting american extremists he will get rid of
Pavlov Rodriguez

Albuquerque, NM

#12 Jan 2, 2013
Jesus is alive and well. From Roman Numeral 3 (III) above, you can see he is headquartered in El Salvador now (lol). I know El Salvador means the saviour in Spanish, OK, namecallers?

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