Who has better chance of getting to h...

Who has better chance of getting to heaven ?

Created by Gorf on Mar 24, 2009

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There is no heaven

“hardcore engine revver”

Since: Dec 07

Fontana, CA

#21 Mar 25, 2009
XENA 54 wrote:
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You are such a mean spirited person, aren't you. You really don't have anything nice to say.
He's ok, he's just confused. He thinks that as long as you say one nice thing, then all is forgiven. A very typical liberal trait. It doesn't matter if you ruin things, as long as you meant well.
Basta

Albuquerque, NM

#22 Mar 25, 2009
Well I hope I get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows I'm dead!!
Adaptation

AOL

#23 Mar 25, 2009
"When I die, take my saddle from the wall,
Put it on my Pony and lead him from the stall.
Tie my bones to the saddle, turn our faces to the West,
And we'll ride the prairies that we loved the best.."

"Ride around, ride around real slow,
but the Fast and the Furious are rarin' to go..."
Get That Fool

Albuquerque, NM

#24 Mar 25, 2009
evil todd wrote:
<quoted text>He's ok, he's just confused. He thinks that as long as you say one nice thing, then all is forgiven. A very typical liberal trait. It doesn't matter if you ruin things, as long as you meant well.
It's called civility Todd, and yes, I do forgive you!(-:
My Heaven

Tulsa, OK

#25 Mar 25, 2009
When I get where I'm going on the far side of the sky.
The first thing that I'm gonna do is spread my wings and fly.

I'm gonna land beside a lion, and run my fingers through his mane.
Or I might find out what it's like to ride a drop of rain.

Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.
I will shed the sins and struggles, I have carried all these years.

I'll leave my heart wide open, I will love and have no fear.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, Don't cry for me down here.

I'm gonna walk with my grandaddy, and he'll match me step for step,
and I'll tell him how I missed him, every minute since he left.
Then I'll hug his neck.

Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.
I will shed the sins and struggles, I have carried all these years.

I'll leave my heart wide open, I will love and have no fear.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, don't cry for me down here.

So much pain and so much darkness, in this world we stumble through.
All these questions, I can't answer, so much work to do.

But when I get where I'm going, and I see my Maker's face.
I'll stand forever in the light, of His amazing grace.

Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.

I will love and have no fear.
When I get where I'm going.
Yeah when I get where I'm going.

~

Songwriters: George Teren & Rivers Rutherford

“Hello De La Muerta”

Since: Dec 08

Die Die Die Die Kitty

#26 Mar 25, 2009
The world is full of kings and queens.
Who'll blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
It's Heaven and Hell.

---
RJ Dio

“Talk is Cheap”

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#27 Mar 25, 2009
My Heaven wrote:
When I get where I'm going on the far side of the sky.
The first thing that I'm gonna do is spread my wings and fly.
I'm gonna land beside a lion, and run my fingers through his mane.
Or I might find out what it's like to ride a drop of rain.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.
I will shed the sins and struggles, I have carried all these years.
I'll leave my heart wide open, I will love and have no fear.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, Don't cry for me down here.
I'm gonna walk with my grandaddy, and he'll match me step for step,
and I'll tell him how I missed him, every minute since he left.
Then I'll hug his neck.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.
I will shed the sins and struggles, I have carried all these years.
I'll leave my heart wide open, I will love and have no fear.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, don't cry for me down here.
So much pain and so much darkness, in this world we stumble through.
All these questions, I can't answer, so much work to do.
But when I get where I'm going, and I see my Maker's face.
I'll stand forever in the light, of His amazing grace.
Yeah when I get where I'm going, there'll be only happy tears.
I will love and have no fear.
When I get where I'm going.
Yeah when I get where I'm going.
~
Songwriters: George Teren & Rivers Rutherford
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =J6Zfx5qra_gXX
In an imperfect world, this poem was so refreshing!
old marine

Ruidoso, NM

#28 Mar 25, 2009
Smokers will be there, they are the ones who are going to pay for everyone else, if there is a tax on heaven you had better hope smokers are there to pay for it.
nicole

Albuquerque, NM

#29 Mar 25, 2009
old marine wrote:
Smokers will be there, they are the ones who are going to pay for everyone else, if there is a tax on heaven you had better hope smokers are there to pay for it.
Sure, and the teeny tiniest violin will be playing just for you, dear.
old marine

Ruidoso, NM

#30 Mar 25, 2009
At least I won't have to see you there

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#31 Mar 25, 2009
I'm going to get bbq'd over my personal feelings but won't be the first time.

I do not believe there is a heaven or hell, I don't believe there is a second life.

Once you die thats it folks, your gone.

Your alive in memory and how the people you brought into the world remember you but your body is either 6 feet down under dirt or your cremated and your ashes are spread out or out in an urn.

I believe in remembering people as they were.

No funeral for me, no crying over my death, enjoy live, remember me and move on.

Cremate my, spread my ashed over the ocean and mountains as I love both.

(have your fun bashing me and saying what you feel like but those are my personal feelings.)
nicole

Rio Rancho, NM

#32 Mar 25, 2009
old marine wrote:
At least I won't have to see you there
Really? Pray tell, how would you know that?

“Talk is Cheap”

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#33 Mar 26, 2009
Bluntly Spoken wrote:
I'm going to get bbq'd over my personal feelings but won't be the first time.
I do not believe there is a heaven or hell, I don't believe there is a second life.
Once you die thats it folks, your gone.
Your alive in memory and how the people you brought into the world remember you but your body is either 6 feet down under dirt or your cremated and your ashes are spread out or out in an urn.
I believe in remembering people as they were.
No funeral for me, no crying over my death, enjoy live, remember me and move on.
Cremate my, spread my ashed over the ocean and mountains as I love both.
(have your fun bashing me and saying what you feel like but those are my personal feelings.)
There is no one going to bash you from this side of life. We all walk through life and count our blessing on this good Earth. In our time, the flowers that grow are picked only once and then pass on.. There are alot of ways that can kill a man and there is alot of a way a man can die. A person's future is sometimes shrouded in mystery yet we live to understand the question why? So where do we go to and what can we do? Live and then die? The world is a place to do the best we can to aid others along their way so that we may live and that we may die. We give our lives in sacrifice so that others may live. Death should not put it's bondage on us while we live. Simply look your demons in the eye and fear none. So when that time comes when the rain begins to tap upon the leaves outside, you may hear a voice telling you to let go of this life. We need to learn to live and then allow ourselves to die...

“Down in the Bayou”

Since: Apr 08

Vancleave Mississippi

#34 Mar 26, 2009
dead people have the best chance..

Since: Dec 08

Born in New Castle PA

#35 Mar 26, 2009
Daniel in Hobbs wrote:
dead people have the best chance..
Right on Daniel!!
Wrong floors

AOL

#36 Mar 26, 2009
old marine wrote:
Smokers will be there, they are the ones who are going to pay for everyone else, if there is a tax on heaven you had better hope smokers are there to pay for it.
The smoking lounge is located in the floor below.
washington calling

Albuquerque, NM

#37 Mar 26, 2009
skinwalker wrote:
<quoted text>There is no one going to bash you from this side of life. We all walk through life and count our blessing on this good Earth. In our time, the flowers that grow are picked only once and then pass on.. There are alot of ways that can kill a man and there is alot of a way a man can die. A person's future is sometimes shrouded in mystery yet we live to understand the question why? So where do we go to and what can we do? Live and then die? The world is a place to do the best we can to aid others along their way so that we may live and that we may die. We give our lives in sacrifice so that others may live. Death should not put it's bondage on us while we live. Simply look your demons in the eye and fear none. So when that time comes when the rain begins to tap upon the leaves outside, you may hear a voice telling you to let go of this life. We need to learn to live and then allow ourselves to die...
With gobbledegook like that you really should go into political speech-writing, Senor Spindoctor. That was a perfect example of a whole lot of nothing wrapped up in a lovely package ;0)

“Talk is Cheap”

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#38 Mar 26, 2009
washington calling wrote:
<quoted text>With gobbledegook like that you really should go into political speech-writing, Senor Spindoctor. That was a perfect example of a whole lot of nothing wrapped up in a lovely package ;0)
Lol, my friend, i recently lost my precious "BabySis" to a drug overdose. Denver, Co. September 17, 2008. I miss her terribly and wish everyday just to hear her voice and touch her precious hand. She was a RN, worked honestly and with fortitude to help the terminally ill from the young to the aged. When she died, a part of me died that day. She was everything to me, I admired her smoothness, her compassion, her sensitivity to life and then she died. I don't speak weak, insignificant words, my friend, it is whole and in complete circle of life. I know she lives on and I live to do the better for those here who suffer and lack. Please, don't offend me....
dogs rock

Albuquerque, NM

#39 Mar 26, 2009
WorkingStiff wrote:
<quoted text>
Agreed, God Bless,
And if anyone wants to go to heaven sooner, I will help you if I catch you breaking into my house.
That cracked me up.:-)

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#40 Mar 26, 2009
Well to hear the dems/libs talk ALL Repubs are "Bible thumpers" so with that logic I would vote Republicans.

On the serious side I doubt what party each person belongs to matters to God/Jesus.

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