How many livestock, pets and people will get shot by mistake in the coyote hunt?

Created by Lobo Viejo on Nov 16, 2012

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It will be safer to be in Gaza

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#1 Nov 16, 2012
If Dick Cheney participates in the hunt, the coyotes will be safe, but the lawyers will be in danger.

“More Brains Than .....”

Since: Sep 11

..a Zombie Thanksgiving

#2 Nov 16, 2012
One man plans to "dress in coyote pelts" in an attempt to get shot in defense of old man coyote.

I say shoot the dumbass.
uen Victoria

Albuquerque, NM

#3 Nov 16, 2012
The horny and libidinous stud coyotes will thank us as will the lusty female coyotes.

It will just make them mate better.

Better that unborn children die than than a coyote should sigh.

Better that Sandra Fluke should F**k than an unborn child should live to suckle.
uen Victoria

Albuquerque, NM

#4 Nov 17, 2012
In Saint John's Gospel Christ explicitly admonished his disciples not to cast the first stone against the Adulteress,; but also that she was forgiven and should sin no more.

Which sin is harder for you to combat:

Condemning the woman.

Succumbing to temptation.

Both.

Refusing to accept grace.

Look, I am an observer of that incident.

I don't know or care if that is true.

But if you say that, you have already chosen your side.

uen Victoria

Albuquerque, NM

#5 Nov 17, 2012
The only people that are going to be shot to s**t are the same ones of us who screwed up in high school.

Yes, our a** was grass, and all the hot chicks didn't dig us anyway.

But a ton of hot chicks from HS ain't so hot no more. Some still are.

A lot of people flame out early, and only God can figure out why that happens.

Since: Dec 08

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#6 Nov 17, 2012
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
One man plans to "dress in coyote pelts" in an attempt to get shot in defense of old man coyote.
I say shoot the dumbass.
Do you plan to grill him?

Is your bbq large enough or will you chop him into smaller pieces?
Mayor Mike Bloomberg

AOL

#7 Nov 17, 2012
Uen Victoria- did you skip the Depakote today?
Mayor Mike Bloomberg

AOL

#8 Nov 17, 2012
uen Victoria wrote:
The only people that are going to be shot to s**t are the same ones of us who screwed up in high school.
Yes, our a** was grass, and all the hot chicks didn't dig us anyway.
But a ton of hot chicks from HS ain't so hot no more. Some still are.
A lot of people flame out early, and only God can figure out why that happens.
You've got that backwards. The ones who screwed up in High School and eventually dropped out are the ones who'll be out there shooting at anything with fur. The Governor could pronounce the stockpiling of so many dead animal carcasses a "Public Nuisance" and ban the whole thing if she wanted to.

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#9 Nov 17, 2012
uen Victoria wrote:
The horny and libidinous stud coyotes will thank us as will the lusty female coyotes.
It will just make them mate better.
Don't you think that teaching the coyotes to mate in the Missionary Position, instead of doggie style, would be more effective than shooting them? I mean, after all, they are just a bunch of misguided canine heathens whose souls need to be saved.

Since: Dec 08

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#10 Nov 17, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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Don't you think that teaching the coyotes to mate in the Missionary Position, instead of doggie style, would be more effective than shooting them? I mean, after all, they are just a bunch of misguided canine heathens whose souls need to be saved.
They are waiting for their leader Lobo to teach and demo such things!

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#11 Nov 17, 2012
Bluntly Spoken wrote:
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They are waiting for their leader Lobo to teach and demo such things!
I don't think that the clergy would approve of me being in charge of trying to Christianize the coyotes.

Since: Dec 08

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#12 Nov 17, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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I don't think that the clergy would approve of me being in charge of trying to Christianize the coyotes.
Now don't you go being a pessimist like me.

Give it a try, how else will you know? LOL

“26.2”

Since: Feb 08

Santa Fe, NM

#13 Nov 17, 2012
Bluntly Spoken wrote:
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Now don't you go being a pessimist like me.
Give it a try, how else will you know? LOL
Naw, I think KM has much better qualifications for saving souls than I do.

Since: Dec 08

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#14 Nov 17, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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Naw, I think KM has much better qualifications for saving souls than I do.
You may have a point there.
Yeah

Santa Fe, NM

#15 Nov 17, 2012
Lobo Viejo wrote:
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Naw, I think KM has much better qualifications for saving souls than I do.
but too bad he'd save them for the right wing distortion of religion and not the teachings of Jesus

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