Subject:San Antonio ShootingThe idea that I own guns because my wiener is small is ridiculous!
First of all, women don't care about the size of a dude's wiener, and that's just a straight up fact, my friends, so a guy with a small package is no less masculine than a guy with a normal unit. Plus, I'd rather have a teeny-weenie, because it's a lot more comfortable when I'm wearing tight jeans.
Sure, when I wear a gun or talk about guns or even see a picture of one, my balls start tingling and I get a stiffy; but that's perfectly normal, I assure you. And yes, it's true that cannot get or maintain a full erection unless I'm strapped, but again, this is very common.
I'm a normal man, damnit.
On Sunday, 2 days after the CT shooting, a man went to a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his X-girlfriend. After he shot her, most of the people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, CO theater story plus a restaurant! Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting? There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. SHE pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone. So since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened. Only the local media covered it. The city is giving her a medal next week. Just thought you'd like to know.
She's got more balls than you, little finocchio.