Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 Full story: WTEN-TV Albany 151

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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Edna Snodgrass

New York, NY

#147 Jun 22, 2013
Mission wrote:
<quoted text>They can relate.
I think it's a little more than unfair to suggest that the police spend a significant portion of their time on duty acting in a manner similar to Mr Palmer, that is to say masterbating while covertly surveilling innocent persons who are viewed as anonomous sex objects.
Nick Turdley

New York, NY

#148 Jun 22, 2013
How many cats do you have Edna?
Mysore Pecker

Bronx, NY

#149 Jul 5, 2013
Anyone have some cornhuskers lotion? How about some udder balm?
Edna Snodgrass

Bronx, NY

#150 Jul 8, 2013
Its none of your business how many cats I own. Gloversville has a limit of 14 cats per household. Otherwise we would become 'the city of cat
Ladies'. I am under the limit and all previous summons have been resolved. So there Mr Smartypants.
Freedom Eagle

Bronx, NY

#151 Jul 24, 2013
This has nothing to do with cats, Edna!

It's about a man masterbating in his car in a parking lot where other people could see him. You might think that's funny. Apparently a lot of people do. Well, the police officers involved don't think scraping seven different ejaculations off the dashboard was funny at all.
Niles Rococo

New York, NY

#152 Aug 7, 2013
That's not funny?
Porkman

Bronx, NY

#154 Sep 19, 2013
This is a very weird foum.
Mrs Weiner

Albany, NY

#155 Sep 20, 2013
My Anthony was at home.
Larry Lardo

Danielson, CT

#156 Sep 25, 2013
I wonder what Mrs Pickle , our 1st grade teacher, would think of Palmer's behaviour?
quisling

Danielson, CT

#157 Sep 26, 2013
Palming the pickle.
jim

Albany, NY

#158 Sep 29, 2013
Aqualung wrote:
Science shows that frequent masturbation can prevent prostate cancer, beat erectile dysfunction, and strengthen your immune system.
yup

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