Do Pilots Think About Crashing?

It's the pilot's job to worry about crashing. It's in their best interest, and yours too.

[Angry White United Pilot]

Everyday! We are nothing more than ethiopian cab drivers with ephalets and ties in the eyes of airline management.

[Angry White United Pilot]

Fed Ex flight 705 (1994).

Fed Ex Pilot Auburn Calloway (a negro pilot) hired by Fed Ex because he was black (affirmative action).

Attempts to commit sucicide by attacking fellow Fed Ex Pilots while the DC-10 was inflight headed from Memphis to Oakland.

The company found out the negro pilot had lied on his application for employment five years earlier, and was in the process of firing his black ass onto the unemployment lines.

Aubrun Calloway (a now angry blackman) wanted revenge, by attempting to crash the DC-10 into the Fed Ex facility in Memphis in retaliation for the white man's attempt to fire this angry negro.

He failed in his attempt, when the white pilot's overpowered the negro pilot, and re-landed the airplane in Memphis.

And now this sorry ass getto negro pilot is sitting in the Federal Pen in Atwater, California with three life terms in prison.

One negro down and millions too go!

This is why America needs an all-white airline.

[Toad]

I gave a BJ to a pilot that thought our aircraft was going to crash once....oh it was a big frothy head and a large well SH@FT and as I was about to go down on it and take his LO@D we somehow landed safely! Then I found out that I was the "BUTT" of a joke...so I lowered my Delta company issued FABULOUS trousers and went down in DOGGIE style! It was WONDERFUL! Best "near" miss I EVER had!

[Prime Outsourcing]

Flying a plane is one of the coolest profession there is but there are some risks that you'll take. I mean it's pretty scary when your up in the sky without knowing if or when your plane would crash.