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Michael Jackson's Captain EO Closing For Good at...

There are 44 comments on the Billboard story from Jun 20, 2014, titled Michael Jackson's Captain EO Closing For Good at.... In it, Billboard reports that:

The 3D musical movie starring Jackson, which returned to the Anaheim, Calif. park in 2010 after a long hiatus, has been displaced for a new preview of the upcoming film "Guardians of the Galaxy."

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“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#1 Jun 20, 2014
OK so I went out on a limb and actually watched the entire 14 minute film at the end of this article out of curiosity and honestly, I'm still laughing. Captain PEDO was so ridiculously cheesy and MST3K-worthy that I absolutely cannot believe that someone would actually pay to see it. I can totally see why Japan is already pulled the plug.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#2 Jun 20, 2014
Maybe they will soon be closing the cirque de soleil's disgusting "One" at Madalay Bay Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas next. Of course, we know that there are plenty of tickets for the show still available every single night and many, many empty seats. All because of Wade Robson and Jimmy Safechuck.

<oops>

Captain Pedo should never again be played at Disneyland. Besides, the special effects are old and dated. Wacko on Star Trek with The Muppets. Little kids are bored with fourteen minutes of the dated eighties. lol.

“Agent Provocateur”

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#3 Jun 20, 2014
Captain EO was the most cringe worthy thing I've ever seen, I wish I could unsee that mess.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#5 Jun 21, 2014
It's a little too obvious which age group he was targeting.

Since: Jun 13

Raleigh, NC

#6 Jun 21, 2014
Octopus wrote:
Maybe they will soon be closing the cirque de soleil's disgusting "One" at Madalay Bay Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas next. Of course, we know that there are plenty of tickets for the show still available every single night and many, many empty seats. All because of Wade Robson and Jimmy Safechuck.
<oops>
Captain Pedo should never again be played at Disneyland. Besides, the special effects are old and dated. Wacko on Star Trek with The Muppets. Little kids are bored with fourteen minutes of the dated eighties. lol.
I read somewhere that Immortal was gonna close down after the current leg of tours end, which I think is in August.

Since: Jun 13

Raleigh, NC

#7 Jun 21, 2014
And if this is correct, One will be replaced soon by another Cirque du Soleil show, Kurios.

Didn't know there was a Captain EO showcase at Disneyland Japan.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#8 Jun 21, 2014
Some re-naming suggestions for Captain EO:

Captain PEDO (I know, I already said this one)
Captain CREEPO
Captain PROPOFOL
Captain FELON
Captain JUNKIE

Any other suggestions?

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#9 Jun 21, 2014
Here's another one:

Captain CANCELLED

Since: Apr 10

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#10 Jun 21, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
It's a little too obvious which age group he was targeting.
Right, plus it's very outdated and with the new allegations against the Michael Jackson estate, it's a good time to take it out of the Disney Parks. It should be permanently replaced by another, better attraction worth watching.

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#11 Jun 21, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
Here's another one:
Captain CANCELLED
Haha!

Captain CRINGE
Captain DRUGGIE
Captain SHITBALLS
Captain CRAP
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#12 Jun 21, 2014
I was going to say what is Captain EO because I have never heard or seen it, but after reading what Stormageddon wrote on the first post I watch the first 30 seconds, then my eyes started to burn. I fast forwarded, but it just kept getting worse and worse.

I also would like to know who would waste their time watching this when there are so many other things to do at Disney. I would rather see the Country Bear Jamborie, or It's a Small World for the 100th time than ever watch Craptain Pedophile.

I would guess that this was played over and over again at NeverAgainLand as an indoctrination into the exclusive Pedo Pan Club. I bet he even wore the furry paws (or whatever that was) when he was fondling his victims.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#13 Jun 21, 2014
How bout these suggestions:

Captain Clown
Captain Wacko
Captain Jackoroo
Captain Grasshopper
Captain Dead
Captain Pinocchio
Captain Morphine

Since: Apr 10

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#15 Jun 21, 2014
Rickey Bobby wrote:
I was going to say what is Captain EO because I have never heard or seen it, but after reading what Stormageddon wrote on the first post I watch the first 30 seconds, then my eyes started to burn. I fast forwarded, but it just kept getting worse and worse.
I also would like to know who would waste their time watching this when there are so many other things to do at Disney. I would rather see the Country Bear Jamborie, or It's a Small World for the 100th time than ever watch Craptain Pedophile.
I would guess that this was played over and over again at NeverAgainLand as an indoctrination into the exclusive Pedo Pan Club. I bet he even wore the furry paws (or whatever that was) when he was fondling his victims.
Hey, I can tell you that I saw Captain EO for the first time, right after it first came out in the 80's, at Disney Resort in Anaheim. It's a waste of fifteen minutes, plus all that time in line, when we could have been in line for a fun ride. It's old and outdated now and it wasn't good when it was new. They took it out once, but put it back after MJ's death as a tribute. It's been five years and more victims are coming forward. Time to get rid of the darn thing.:-)

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#16 Jun 21, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
<quoted text>
Haha!
Captain CRINGE
Captain DRUGGIE
Captain SHITBALLS
Captain CRAP
Brilliantly accurate, especially "CRINGE"!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#17 Jun 21, 2014
Rickey Bobby wrote:
I was going to say what is Captain EO because I have never heard or seen it, but after reading what Stormageddon wrote on the first post I watch the first 30 seconds, then my eyes started to burn. I fast forwarded, but it just kept getting worse and worse.
I also would like to know who would waste their time watching this when there are so many other things to do at Disney. I would rather see the Country Bear Jamborie, or It's a Small World for the 100th time than ever watch Craptain Pedophile.
I would guess that this was played over and over again at NeverAgainLand as an indoctrination into the exclusive Pedo Pan Club. I bet he even wore the furry paws (or whatever that was) when he was fondling his victims.
The entire performance was a nightmare! Lol, if it wasn't Wacko Jacko I might have been embarrassed for him, so I just sat back and giggled enjoying him make a fool out of himself.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#18 Jun 21, 2014
Octopus wrote:
How bout these suggestions:
Captain Clown
Captain Wacko
Captain Jackoroo
Captain Grasshopper
Captain Dead
Captain Pinocchio
Captain Morphine
Lol, so true!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#19 Jun 21, 2014
That's weird why did one of my previous posts go up twice?
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#20 Jun 21, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> The entire performance was a nightmare! Lol, if it wasn't Wacko Jacko I might have been embarrassed for him, so I just sat back and giggled enjoying him make a fool out of himself.
The floons probably think it's an Oscar winning performance. It was probably shot in Neverland, and the little creatures are kids he molested. The whole thing (besides being a nightmare like you said) is very, very creepy.

Since: Jun 13

Raleigh, NC

#21 Jun 21, 2014
^ I know the more reasonable, casual fans who thought the movie was stupid lol it was obviously his attempt to do another version of Thriller.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#22 Jun 21, 2014
BadMan84 wrote:
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I read somewhere that Immortal was gonna close down after the current leg of tours end, which I think is in August.
I've read about a couple of cancellations because of lack of ticket sales for Immortal so I assume that the Las Vegas One must also be doing very badly. Of course, the MJ estate brags how well they are doing by giving out bogus information. Actually, Immoral played in Albany, NY a few mouths back. It definitely was not a sell out. It is reverse psychology public relations that The Jacksons like to spin. Only floons actually believe that the dead clown is on top of the world. In fact, I believe it may have only sold six hundred seats in a fifteen thousand seat arena. That is certainly an extremely poor turnout. I think the estate made money by selling the clown's image for slot machines for use in gambling casinos, which they received in advance. Nobody likes the dead Michael Jackson. It does not surprise me at the slightest that Immortal is finally going to close down before the end of the summer. Mama Jacky was betting on forty billion dollars in a wrongful death suit against AEG for a reason. Of course, she was denied and she lost her appeal. Wade Robson and Jimmy Safechuck should cause The Jacksons all kinds of worries. Karma.

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