Benefits of dating an ugly girl

Benefits of dating an ugly girl

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“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#1 Apr 14, 2008
1. Zero pressure. you dont have to worry about doing anything right, make as many mistakes as you want.
2. No loss. if she somehow decides to dump you, no hard feelings there she's ugly. They're should be no kind of attachments, there was no prize lost.
3. No monogamy. You dont really have to marry her, but if she does cheat on you, who gives a ph*ck she's ugly!!
4. Benefits. Depending on her view on life and her self-esteem, this could be an easy ride for you. Dont work so hard everything is on her.
5. Bailed out. Bad things happen from time to time you might go to jail, or something like that. This chick will likely bail you out of every situation needed.
6. Wifey??? She may not be attractive but she will cook clean and work minus the nasty attitude. Having friends over? She will bake brownies. Having a party? she will decorate.
She is your free maid.

Basically the ugly women of America are the perfect women. They have not been told they are pretty they're whole lifes and therefore have had to work for everything they have. Usually always smart, always nice, always loving. Fellas if you need to just chill on life or just find someone to watch your kids get an ugly girl. They are america's hidden treasure.
Oh and by the way anyone could be ugly to someone else we all got different standards, now get out there and find that ugly chick and make your dreams come true.

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Since: Mar 08

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#3 Apr 14, 2008
C-Bisquit wrote:
1. Zero pressure. you dont have to worry about doing anything right, make as many mistakes as you want.
2. No loss. if she somehow decides to dump you, no hard feelings there she's ugly. They're should be no kind of attachments, there was no prize lost.
3. No monogamy. You dont really have to marry her, but if she does cheat on you, who gives a ph*ck she's ugly!!
4. Benefits. Depending on her view on life and her self-esteem, this could be an easy ride for you. Dont work so hard everything is on her.
5. Bailed out. Bad things happen from time to time you might go to jail, or something like that. This chick will likely bail you out of every situation needed.
6. Wifey??? She may not be attractive but she will cook clean and work minus the nasty attitude. Having friends over? She will bake brownies. Having a party? she will decorate.
She is your free maid.
Basically the ugly women of America are the perfect women. They have not been told they are pretty they're whole lifes and therefore have had to work for everything they have. Usually always smart, always nice, always loving. Fellas if you need to just chill on life or just find someone to watch your kids get an ugly girl. They are america's hidden treasure.
Oh and by the way anyone could be ugly to someone else we all got different standards, now get out there and find that ugly chick and make your dreams come true.
well good luck finding the woman of your dream then lol

“MAKE UP YOUR OWN HEADLINE”

Since: Mar 08

Jacksonville, FL

#4 Apr 14, 2008
C-Bisquit wrote:
1. Zero pressure. you dont have to worry about doing anything right, make as many mistakes as you want.
2. No loss. if she somehow decides to dump you, no hard feelings there she's ugly. They're should be no kind of attachments, there was no prize lost.
3. No monogamy. You dont really have to marry her, but if she does cheat on you, who gives a ph*ck she's ugly!!
4. Benefits. Depending on her view on life and her self-esteem, this could be an easy ride for you. Dont work so hard everything is on her.
5. Bailed out. Bad things happen from time to time you might go to jail, or something like that. This chick will likely bail you out of every situation needed.
6. Wifey??? She may not be attractive but she will cook clean and work minus the nasty attitude. Having friends over? She will bake brownies. Having a party? she will decorate.
She is your free maid.
Basically the ugly women of America are the perfect women. They have not been told they are pretty they're whole lifes and therefore have had to work for everything they have. Usually always smart, always nice, always loving. Fellas if you need to just chill on life or just find someone to watch your kids get an ugly girl. They are america's hidden treasure.
Oh and by the way anyone could be ugly to someone else we all got different standards, now get out there and find that ugly chick and make your dreams come true.
What an interesting thread

“so f-ing tired”

Since: Mar 08

Rainyville

#5 Apr 14, 2008
I like it. I laughed. :D

“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#7 Apr 14, 2008
nickieca wrote:
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well good luck finding the woman of your dream then lol
I will honestly say I have zero faith in that mission, but hey if it happens it happens. And my standards are pretty high so she wont be ugly, well... atleast not to me anyway. And she will also cook and clean, I'm just saying lower standards is the easy way out.

“iM THE TRUTH ... Y WULD i LiE ”

Since: Sep 07

kENYAN.BORN.TEXAS.MADE

#8 Apr 14, 2008
lol

.. much truth

“myspace.com/jeri shermaine ”

Since: Nov 07

Texas

#10 Apr 14, 2008
Ouch.

well...errrr....ummm...yeah. I sorta lerned something I guess.

It scared me a little, though--your post.
azeb

Boston, MA

#11 Apr 14, 2008
C-Bisquit wrote:
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I will honestly say I have zero faith in that mission, but hey if it happens it happens. And my standards are pretty high so she wont be ugly, well... atleast not to me anyway. And she will also cook and clean, I'm just saying lower standards is the easy way out.
what is your standard?
tommy

Englewood, CO

#12 Apr 14, 2008

“Try some common sense.”

Since: Sep 07

Pasadena, CA

#13 Apr 14, 2008
C-Bisquit - there's a downside to your thought process. Ugly women have learned to live without men and therefore realize that, while you can be nice, they don't NEED you. If you disrespect them, they'll walk and not look back. You can't threaten them with "you'll be alone". They've been there and it hasn't killed them, and they aren't afraid to be there again.

Bottom line: if you want a good woman, be everything you expect her to be and 50% more. That never fails.

Level 1

Since: May 07

Riverside, CA

#14 Apr 14, 2008
ask my ex

“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#15 Apr 14, 2008
Jeri Sparkles wrote:
Ouch.
well...errrr....ummm...yeah. I sorta lerned something I guess.
It scared me a little, though--your post.
Not my intentions to offend you, your a very sweet person.:) From a more positive perspective if any man can use you in that way you should leave em because as a human-being you deserve what we all seek in life and thats happiness.

“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#16 Apr 14, 2008
azeb wrote:
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what is your standard?
Arent you a dude? I dont really think you should be concerned with my standards but if you must know, they are what they are. I like whatever I am attracted to, tall-short, slim-thick, dark-light. My standards arent necessarily based on a womans looks but whats in her heart. I'll say that I rarely come across women that I will through my dignity away for, and thats what I'm looking for a woman that will make me forget about how much pride I have in myself. And thats a big wish but not to say I wont date someone who doesnt do this to me. I'm open to all, but to settle down she has to be right for me to take that risk.

“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#17 Apr 14, 2008
KayMo wrote:
C-Bisquit - there's a downside to your thought process. Ugly women have learned to live without men and therefore realize that, while you can be nice, they don't NEED you. If you disrespect them, they'll walk and not look back. You can't threaten them with "you'll be alone". They've been there and it hasn't killed them, and they aren't afraid to be there again.
Bottom line: if you want a good woman, be everything you expect her to be and 50% more. That never fails.
So true, but it cant be applied to all. I've seen with my own eyes less attractive women jumping through hoops for a guy who is clearly using them. While I feel sorry for em, they let themselves fall to that level.

“Well”

Since: Feb 08

United States

#18 Apr 14, 2008
Candella88 wrote:
ask my ex
Cheer up Candy, it cant be that bad. You really need to turn the tables around, confidence babe thats all you need.:)
mathias

Wilmington, DE

#19 May 16, 2010
do you mean fat white girls? they will do anything to get a black man.
black woman

Oslo, Norway

#20 May 16, 2010
This is pretty mean. Who are you to treat some other human being like dirt just because they don't look like Beyonce or whatever? I bet you're not so good looking yourself.

Since: Aug 09

United States

#21 May 16, 2010
C-Bisquit wrote:
1. Zero pressure. you dont have to worry about doing anything right, make as many mistakes as you want.
2. No loss. if she somehow decides to dump you, no hard feelings there she's ugly. They're should be no kind of attachments, there was no prize lost.
3. No monogamy. You dont really have to marry her, but if she does cheat on you, who gives a ph*ck she's ugly!!
4. Benefits. Depending on her view on life and her self-esteem, this could be an easy ride for you. Dont work so hard everything is on her.
5. Bailed out. Bad things happen from time to time you might go to jail, or something like that. This chick will likely bail you out of every situation needed.
6. Wifey??? She may not be attractive but she will cook clean and work minus the nasty attitude. Having friends over? She will bake brownies. Having a party? she will decorate.
She is your free maid.
Basically the ugly women of America are the perfect women. They have not been told they are pretty they're whole lifes and therefore have had to work for everything they have. Usually always smart, always nice, always loving. Fellas if you need to just chill on life or just find someone to watch your kids get an ugly girl. They are america's hidden treasure.
Oh and by the way anyone could be ugly to someone else we all got different standards, now get out there and find that ugly chick and make your dreams come true.
You're correct, anyone can be 'ugly'... especially on the inside.

You're showing us perfect proof of this without even knowing it.

The irony is priceless.
janine

Australia

#22 Feb 4, 2011
same is true for ugly men, but us girls already new that centuries ago.
Cocheese

Hilmar, CA

#23 Feb 4, 2011
With an ugly girl, you don't have to worry about lots of other men wanting her. And ugly girls usually are good in bed.
I dated an ugly girl and she was the best lay I ever had. No joke.

Fellas you all better get hip. When the lights go out it's all the same anyway.

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