How would Black folks react if space ...

How would Black folks react if space aliens visited Earth?

Created by Purple Gurl on Apr 19, 2012

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Ask them all sorts of questions

Attempt to mate them

Steal their spacecraft

Ask to hold some moon rocks til payday

Try to buy some far out alien drugs

Help them braid their scalp tentacles

Ask for a ride to the aliens' home planet

Teach them how to dress, move, and jive

All of the above

Other - please explain in a post

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#1 Apr 20, 2012
Just a silly poll! LOL!
Not Afraid 2 Die

Jacksonville, FL

#2 Apr 20, 2012
I would shoot them with a Kamehameha wave Lol.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#3 Apr 20, 2012
Just reading the poll, the aliens have better secure their spaceships.

“DA BEAR TELLED ME I'AM FAT”

Level 5

Since: May 11

ATLANTA, GA.

#4 Apr 20, 2012
Other: Afraid, they then know there be 4th class citzens.
prresent:white - latin- AA - Others

after aliens: aliens-white-latin-AA-others

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#5 May 2, 2012
The Purplonians would look interesting with cornrowed tentacles.
Fenriz

United States

#6 May 2, 2012
They would probably call them racist.
Masud_S_Hoghughi __

Netherlands

#7 May 2, 2012
....knigras ARE the aliens in our midst!......
Bill

Harrisburg, PA

#8 Jun 5, 2012
If the aliens are white they would wonder if they are racists.
inner tube lips

Denver, CO

#9 Jun 5, 2012
They would be going "Yessir, when the aliens asked them to clean their toilets".

No way is any alien gonna wanna talk to any smelly, backward, negro.

On the way here they would see the spaceships, maybe the moonlandings, then see the huge cities power stations, cars, planes and hear all that technology radio, computers and shyt, and want to speak to the creators of this modern world. They are not gonna wanna talk to no livestock desended negroes, unless they got toilets to clean...
Dr Saiuz

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#10 Jun 5, 2012
Blacks would get on their knees and start worshiping them while whites would quickly learn from their technology and improve it.
Bill

Harrisburg, PA

#11 Jun 5, 2012
Reactions would be based on religious beliefs and educational levels. That applies to all races.
Dr Saiuz

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#12 Jun 5, 2012
The movie District 9 shows very well how things would go.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#13 Jun 5, 2012
Dr Saiuz wrote:
The movie District 9 shows very well how things would go.
I saw that film. Crazy aliens! Nervous little white fellow in charge of relocation operation wound up as an alien himself! LOL!
The whole thing came accross as rather far-fetched.
Dr Saiuz

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#14 Jun 5, 2012
Brainiac2 wrote:
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I saw that film. Crazy aliens! Nervous little white fellow in charge of relocation operation wound up as an alien himself! LOL!
The whole thing came accross as rather far-fetched.
They only real difference between the reality of a South African squatter camp and that movie was the aliens......

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#15 Jul 25, 2013
What if the space aliens formed gangs?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#16 Jul 27, 2013
I'd hate to see the Plums and the Greens going at it in the streets with phasers and slimeguns.
Al Sharpton

Toronto, Canada

#17 Jul 27, 2013
Obviously we'd thank them for coming to bring the whites back home.
ccc

United States

#18 Jul 27, 2013
Blacks would try to rape them.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#19 Jan 26, 2015
Just digging up interesting threads.
Bob

Brierley Hill, UK

#20 Jan 27, 2015
From what i've seen they would shit bricks.
5 years ago i was working the nightshift at a parcel depot. At break i and other smokers had to use a shelter on the far side of the carpark for health and safty reasons. One night a women in the group pointed out an orange light in the distance. Everybody looks, we start speculating what type of aircraft and where it was going, when it started to make huge circular movments and changing directions quickly like it was putting on a display. I and most of the others got excited except for the 3 black guys in the group who ran back to the depot. After that they called the rest of the group stupid and crazy. I just wish we didnt have to lock our phones away while working so i could have tried to film it.
I swear the more excited we got the more it performed like the occupants knew we were watching. The whole thing lasted about 10 minutes before it got chased by jets, RAF Cosford is near by.

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