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THX Slave Trader

United States

#1 May 2, 2013
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big and tall, strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a loaded Smith and Wesson .44 service revolver and an extra bullet across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot two illegal Mexicans, two Black Panthers, two Muslims, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Cave critters

Newark, NJ

#2 May 2, 2013
Every thread u make proves more and more that u are a product of a consanguineous union.

Which white people thought was ok up until the civil war.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#3 May 2, 2013
HaHa! Why dont you use that .44 put it in your mouth and squeeze the trigger. Dont worry it will only be a superficial wound since it cant hit any brain matter.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#5 May 2, 2013
Ih8nigurs wrote:
Of course the n-rs on here can't take a joke like NORMAL people.
whatever are you talking about? i just thought my joke was funnier than his.
a wicked smile

Philadelphia, PA

#7 May 2, 2013
THX Slave Trader wrote:
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big and tall, strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a loaded Smith and Wesson .44 service revolver and an extra bullet across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot two illegal Mexicans, two Black Panthers, two Muslims, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
Good one!
THX Slave Trader

United States

#8 May 2, 2013
Ih8nigurs wrote:
Of course the n-rs on here can't take a joke like NORMAL people.
Their inbreeding has led to the lowest IQ's on Earth. Hence the lack of a sense of humor.
a wicked smile

Philadelphia, PA

#9 May 2, 2013
What are the 2 differences between Santa Claus and a BM?

1.Santa Claus works more nights a year.

2.Santa Claus breaks into fewer homes.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#10 May 2, 2013
thats no way to behave retarded cracka.

“What do the stars say......”

Since: May 11

...explore outside the milkway

#11 May 2, 2013
Cooorny
a wicked smile

Philadelphia, PA

#13 May 2, 2013
Carmiana wrote:
Cooorny
loooooooony

“What do the stars say......”

Since: May 11

...explore outside the milkway

#14 May 2, 2013
a wicked smile wrote:
<quoted text>loooooooony
You are sooo annoying.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#16 May 2, 2013
poop dipped in pubes wrote:
What is the difference an african baby and a pair of jeans?
The jeans only have one fly on them.
Dont give up your day job. If your gonna be racist dont waste our time with corny jokes
KIP

San Francisco, CA

#17 May 2, 2013
Q. What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

A. One is seen as an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of the Devil, and the other is a snake

Q. What do white guys have in common with fences?

A. Mexicans are known to jump them both.

Actually, nothing is funnier than watching some white guys dance. That could be a comedy video in itself.
THX Goes Whipping

United States

#18 May 2, 2013
Q: What's black and black and blue?

A: Two Negroes fighting over a dead white woman.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#19 May 2, 2013
KIP wrote:
Q. What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
A. One is seen as an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of the Devil, and the other is a snake
Q. What do white guys have in common with fences?
A. Mexicans are known to jump them both.
Actually, nothing is funnier than watching some white guys dance. That could be a comedy video in itself.
Now thats funny.
THX Goes Whipping

United States

#22 May 2, 2013
poop dipped in pubes wrote:
<quoted text>or watching bm trying to do algebra.
Or, watching them try to do ANYTHING not involving "muh d|k!"...

Dumb apes.
muminfreedomfigh ta

Brooklyn, NY

#23 May 2, 2013
THX Goes Whipping wrote:
<quoted text>
Or, watching them try to do ANYTHING not involving "muh d|k!"...
Dumb apes.
i knew the penis envy would start sooner or later. try to keep your SHORTcomings hidden. Why broadcast why your women are leaving you for everything non white.
THX Goes Whipping

United States

#24 May 2, 2013
See! "Muh D|k!" "Muh D|k!" Ook ook ook...

Pathetic limp-dicked, AIDS-spreading, slave-descended, gutter monkeys, LMMFLWAO!
THX Goes Whipping

United States

#26 May 2, 2013
Tyrelle excitedly ran home from school and burst through the door of his section 8 housing.

"Mammy!", Tyrelle ooked, "I has duh biggess peeeenist in dah six grades!"

Tyrelle's Mammy took the Newport cigarette out of her mouth, paused for a moment to let it all sink in, and replied, "That because you 25 years old, nighur!"
Ih8nigurs

United States

#28 May 2, 2013
poop dipped in pubes wrote:
H<quoted text>why lie? Only 9 percent of ww date ir..more wm date ir than ww, homie.
Hey come on don't ruin his fantasy world.

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