Sounds like u have some pretty serious homosexual fantasies.....not that theres anything wrong with that.<quoted text>
Wow, look at bright-one, always the one with the quick solutions.
Another quick solution is lubing your azzzzzz. Have you heard the old adage "It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease." Well, it's your squeaky azzz that's getting the lube.
There, problem solved, no snivelers, no squeaky azzes, no problem.
Sorry, not interested! LOL!!
Landmine the border!!!!