I just paid off the National Debt 100...

I just paid off the National Debt 100%...!

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THX Pro Human Soldier

United States

#1 Jan 1, 2013
We owe $16.5 trillion, mostly to ourselves, but to the Chinese, Arabs, and other nations as well.

So how do we pay off the debt?

We sell our nighurz!

If we sold our 43 million slave-descended nighurz for $383,721 a pop, that would completely retire the debt.

Oh I know what you're thinking -- who would pay almost 400 grand for a nighur?

Several reasons...

As an exotic pet. Remember "Habitrails" when we were kids? It was like a playhouse of clear tubes where your gerbil could do all sorts of amusing things and provide you with hours of entertainment. Imagine how interesting a giant Habitrail for nighurz would be. It would provide endless hours of enjoyment and humor as one could watch its nighur run on a wheel or climb through tubes, etc...

http://www.habitrail.com/ovo/eng/index.php

Obviously, for a slave. There are innumerable tasks in life humans would rather avoid (emptying bedpans, etc.). Anything to do with sewage, disease, filth, dead bodies, you name it, you would now have a nighur to take care of these things for you.

Spare parts. While there is a considerable difference in physiology between humans and nighurz, many parts (heart, lungs, eyeballs, liver, kidneys, etc.) can be harvested to replace same in humans.

I'm sure there are many other uses for these animals once they're back under ownership and not allowed to run feral.

Following this plan we could completely pay off our debt AND be rid of our nighurz once and for all.

TGA

“Don't let my Scarecrow”

Level 5

Since: Jan 10

Make you Vomit!

#2 Jan 1, 2013
THX Pro Human Soldier wrote:
Several reasons...

Spare parts. While there is a considerable difference in physiology between humans and nighurz, many parts (heart, lungs, eyeballs, liver, kidneys, etc.) can be harvested to replace same in humans.
Yea spare parts.....Maybe some white liberal will pay $400,000
for this charity.
http://www.handsforafrica.org/about/
a wicked smile

Springfield, PA

#3 Jan 1, 2013
THX Pro Human Soldier wrote:
We owe $16.5 trillion, mostly to ourselves, but to the Chinese, Arabs, and other nations as well.
So how do we pay off the debt?
We sell our nighurz!
If we sold our 43 million slave-descended nighurz for $383,721 a pop, that would completely retire the debt.
Oh I know what you're thinking -- who would pay almost 400 grand for a nighur?
Several reasons...
As an exotic pet. Remember "Habitrails" when we were kids? It was like a playhouse of clear tubes where your gerbil could do all sorts of amusing things and provide you with hours of entertainment. Imagine how interesting a giant Habitrail for nighurz would be. It would provide endless hours of enjoyment and humor as one could watch its nighur run on a wheel or climb through tubes, etc...
http://www.habitrail.com/ovo/eng/index.php
Obviously, for a slave. There are innumerable tasks in life humans would rather avoid (emptying bedpans, etc.). Anything to do with sewage, disease, filth, dead bodies, you name it, you would now have a nighur to take care of these things for you.
Spare parts. While there is a considerable difference in physiology between humans and nighurz, many parts (heart, lungs, eyeballs, liver, kidneys, etc.) can be harvested to replace same in humans.
I'm sure there are many other uses for these animals once they're back under ownership and not allowed to run feral.
Following this plan we could completely pay off our debt AND be rid of our nighurz once and for all.
That solves 2 problems at the same time: the national debt, and the nihgger problem :)
THX Repatriation Czar

United States

#6 Jan 1, 2013
If I say the words "hands for Africa" out loud, I start laughing uncontrollably.

“Trump --I forgive all sins”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Columbus Ohio

#7 Jan 1, 2013
THX Pro Human Soldier wrote:
We owe $16.5 trillion, mostly to ourselves, but to the Chinese, Arabs, and other nations as well.
So how do we pay off the debt?
We sell our nighurz!
If we sold our 43 million slave-descended nighurz for $383,721 a pop, that would completely retire the debt.
Oh I know what you're thinking -- who would pay almost 400 grand for a nighur?
Several reasons...
As an exotic pet. Remember "Habitrails" when we were kids? It was like a playhouse of clear tubes where your gerbil could do all sorts of amusing things and provide you with hours of entertainment. Imagine how interesting a giant Habitrail for nighurz would be. It would provide endless hours of enjoyment and humor as one could watch its nighur run on a wheel or climb through tubes, etc...
http://www.habitrail.com/ovo/eng/index.php
Obviously, for a slave. There are innumerable tasks in life humans would rather avoid (emptying bedpans, etc.). Anything to do with sewage, disease, filth, dead bodies, you name it, you would now have a nighur to take care of these things for you.
Spare parts. While there is a considerable difference in physiology between humans and nighurz, many parts (heart, lungs, eyeballs, liver, kidneys, etc.) can be harvested to replace same in humans.
I'm sure there are many other uses for these animals once they're back under ownership and not allowed to run feral.
Following this plan we could completely pay off our debt AND be rid of our nighurz once and for all.
If you would go to work and pay taxes that would help redneck methers like you just live off the system and never give back.

TGA

“Don't let my Scarecrow”

Level 5

Since: Jan 10

Make you Vomit!

#8 Jan 1, 2013
THX Repatriation Czar wrote:
If I say the words "hands for Africa" out loud, I start laughing uncontrollably.
IKR?...lol
THX Repatriation Czar

United States

#9 Jan 1, 2013
Que the bongos -- Selorna and her flies have arrived!
Roofis wit da gold toofis

Lakeland, FL

#10 Jan 1, 2013
THX Repatriation Czar wrote:
Que the bongos -- Selorna and her flies have arrived!
Lol. Das raht

TGA

“Don't let my Scarecrow”

Level 5

Since: Jan 10

Make you Vomit!

#12 Jan 1, 2013
AfricaIsntBadThisTimeYear wrote:
If worst comes to worst, we'll just give them away as gifts.
The only people I can't stand enough to give a nixxer to is another nixxer....I'm not sure how that would work.
THX Still Whippin

United States

#14 Jan 11, 2013
"Hands For Africa"...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha!

Still cracks me up.
all blacks are gay

Columbus, OH

#15 Jan 11, 2013
THX Repatriation Czar wrote:
If I say the words "hands for Africa" out loud, I start laughing uncontrollably.
LMWAO yeah!!!

I loved the "Restoring lost hope everyday" lol

I didn't know Africa ever had ANY hope, leave alone lost it lol

Of course, in the Islamic parts of Africa, Hands for Africa could mean something else entirely, especially if you were a thief:

"The Islamic states of Africa would like to donate these 30,254 hands..." lmfwao lol
all blacks are gay

Columbus, OH

#16 Jan 11, 2013
THX Pro Human Soldier wrote:
We owe $16.5 trillion, mostly to ourselves, but to the Chinese, Arabs, and other nations as well.
So how do we pay off the debt?
We sell our nighurz!
If we sold our 43 million slave-descended nighurz for $383,721 a pop, that would completely retire the debt.
Oh I know what you're thinking -- who would pay almost 400 grand for a nighur?
Several reasons...
As an exotic pet. Remember "Habitrails" when we were kids? It was like a playhouse of clear tubes where your gerbil could do all sorts of amusing things and provide you with hours of entertainment. Imagine how interesting a giant Habitrail for nighurz would be. It would provide endless hours of enjoyment and humor as one could watch its nighur run on a wheel or climb through tubes, etc...
http://www.habitrail.com/ovo/eng/index.php
Obviously, for a slave. There are innumerable tasks in life humans would rather avoid (emptying bedpans, etc.). Anything to do with sewage, disease, filth, dead bodies, you name it, you would now have a nighur to take care of these things for you.
Spare parts. While there is a considerable difference in physiology between humans and nighurz, many parts (heart, lungs, eyeballs, liver, kidneys, etc.) can be harvested to replace same in humans.
I'm sure there are many other uses for these animals once they're back under ownership and not allowed to run feral.
Following this plan we could completely pay off our debt AND be rid of our nighurz once and for all.
It's one of those ideas where you think "My God, why didn't I think of that?" lol

Just think, debt gone, and crime down, straight away homicide perpetrators would drop by 37.7% win win!!

True, it may be hard to export them at $383,721 a pop, maybe we could say use them as a kind of promotional offer? Put up the price of say a fighter jet by a couple of million and give the new owners two free boys to wash it down and do other menial tasks about the base!!

Of course, the other thing is, it is giving the Negro a value, many of them would become uppity because they are suddenly wortth more than their EBT cards.

As you say though, the rich could use them as amusement, if I recall correctly, in Europe a couple of hundred years back, or so, the rich ladies used to have a little Nigguh boy as a pet, they used to accompany the mistress on a leash, maybe some Russian oligarchs can be persuaded to but some?

I liked the idea of the "Habitrails", hours of fun watching, I guess you could invent little hazards for them to negotiate, like electric fences round their food, to see if they ever adapt, we know monkeys would lol

Maybe it is a question of marketing and training, for example,an EOD technician costs money to train for a very dangerous job, would $400,000 be to much for a foreign country to pay to save an EOD tech's life? "Kunta, just walk down that road a ways, there's fried chicken and waddymelon in that pile of rubble " lol

It's a brilliant idea but, by the time it could be implemented by a sensible government, Obama would ahve probably doubled the debt :(

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