I'm gay and need help
Average black man

Birmingham, UK

#1 Sep 20, 2013
Yo dawgs what's up?
I'm ya typical young inter pendant black man (rich, handsome, big dick, gay)
Ya brother was at the fruit stall the other day and I ask the attendant to show me his best water melons.
When he went and bent over to get at those melons up, dude had booty like WTF yo?
So I'm asking to any y'all bro's what should I do?
I know y'all black men are gays like yo brother here is.
Dayum I don't know why black woman has to be so darn ugly.
But it's the way it is.
I really do t want to screw this one up tho.
If I aproach all wrong I won't be able to buy water melons any more. Dude is the only one who accepts EBT card in fifty mile radius.
Help me out I'm dying here!

“What do the stars say......”

Since: May 11

...explore outside the milkway

#2 Sep 20, 2013
I didn't know they had EBT cards in the UK. I thought all ya'll was royalty.
Average black man

Birmingham, UK

#3 Sep 20, 2013
I'm not in the uk.

I'm originally from ook hiyo.

Right now I'm visiting fambly in chimpcargo.

Birmingham, UK

#4 Sep 20, 2013
Well I have an idea for you.

As a black man myself i totally feel where your coming from.

Lets think on our feet here.

Why don't u use the water melons you bought to make a nice water melon pie with?

Then you can offer him a slice when you go back to buy your collared greens.

San Diego, CA

#5 Sep 20, 2013
F*ck you f*g
Gay black Steve

Birmingham, UK

#6 Sep 21, 2013
Why my oh my that water melon pie sounds a find idea boss.

Lol but who is going to offer me a slice?

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