What would you do if you saw a Purple...

What would you do if you saw a Purple woman?

Created by Purple Gurl on Jul 4, 2013

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Mess or wet your pants

Run

Talk to her

Take her to bed

Throw rocks at her

Touch her alien features

Ask how she became purple

Ask about her homeland

Propose to her

Commit illegal sexual acts

Exit Stage Left

United States

#46 Oct 14, 2013
I would call the city health department to have her picked up, quarantined and run through a battery of tests until it was determined that it was safe for that hideos alien creature to mingle among earthlings.

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#47 Oct 14, 2013
Exit Stage Left wrote:
I would call the city health department to have her picked up, quarantined and run through a battery of tests until it was determined that it was safe for that hideos alien creature to mingle among earthlings.
are u racist towards us blue people too?
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United States

#48 Oct 14, 2013
Mint cookies wrote:
<quoted text>are u racist towards us blue people too?
Are you referring to Mississippi blue gums?

“racists are funny”

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Columbus Ohio

#49 Oct 14, 2013
Mint cookies wrote:
<quoted text>are u racist towards us blue people too?
He's a racist and doesn't appreciate the diversty and that all people are a delight-purple,green,red,black ,white (although white is not a color)blue- all colors of the spectrum.
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United States

#50 Oct 14, 2013
iamcuriousnow wrote:
<quoted text> He's a racist and doesn't appreciate the diversty and that all people are a delight-purple,green,red,black ,white (although white is not a color)blue- all colors of the spectrum.
I am not a racist, I'm a REALIST, which is why I realize what an epic piece of useless spamming sh*t you are, Selorna Paden.

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#52 Oct 14, 2013
Exit Stage Left wrote:
<quoted text> Are you referring to Mississippi blue gums?
no actual blue people

“racists are funny”

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Columbus Ohio

#53 Oct 14, 2013
Odinist wrote:
I would grab her and carry her on my shoulder to my cabin where we will start making babies.
Cabin? I don't think purple people like cabins there norseboy. I would rather carry her to a purple mansion.
Exit Stage Left

United States

#55 Oct 14, 2013
Mint cookies wrote:
<quoted text>no actual blue people
Well, I've always liked you because you seem genuine and have always had a certain type of sincerity about you. I think your bark is worse than your bite and you have a big heart. That is pretty much what I've gotten based on the tone of your posts over an extended period of time, so what's not to like?

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#59 Oct 15, 2013
KIP wrote:
I'd ask to to see her purple hooters,
All 3 of them?

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Alnitak, Alnilam And Mintaka

#60 Oct 15, 2013
LION wrote:
i tell her to go get an account with a black owned bank
Firstly, Zionist's Own The Banks...ALL BANKS. I Guess Now In Their Ongoing Quest To Pacify THEIR Self Hating "Black Boule" Puppets In Exchange For Their Continued Cooperation,(BETRAYAL Of Their Own People) They're >LETTING< Them >PRETEND< They Own Banks...Just Before Zionists Collapse The U.S. Economy. LOL+smh
"House", They NEVER Learn!

Secondly And More Importantly,...

Mark 12:17

""...Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."

Luke 20:25

"...Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto God the things which be God's."

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Alnitak, Alnilam And Mintaka

#61 Oct 15, 2013
The Love Of Money Is The Root/Route To ALL evil.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#62 Oct 16, 2013

“>3 =O”

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los angeles

#63 Oct 16, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
Thanks for the viruses. Lol

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#64 Oct 16, 2013
Jstylez wrote:
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Thanks for the viruses. Lol
Only if you share the same doll with others.

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los angeles

#65 Oct 16, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
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Only if you share the same doll with others.
lol

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#66 Oct 25, 2013
What about us Spotted people?
Henry Fiord

United States

#67 Oct 25, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
What about us Spotted people?
I prefer purple I don't like spotted people

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#68 Jun 28, 2014
The purple gal is back.
OnlyPatchWork

Brewster, NY

#69 Jun 28, 2014
Purple Gurl wrote:
The purple gal is back.
Purple Gurl is a hypocrite, who says they stand against racism, while they engage in prejudice dumb Polak jokes.

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Plum, Purplonia

#70 Jan 31, 2015
OnlyPatchWork wrote:
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Purple Gurl is a hypocrite, who says they stand against racism, while they engage in prejudice dumb Polak jokes.
Huh? I only told one, one time to demonstrate such behavior, not promote it nor engage in it. It was a mere example.

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