What would you do if you saw a Purple...

What would you do if you saw a Purple woman?

Created by Purple Gurl on Jul 4, 2013

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Mess or wet your pants

Run

Talk to her

Take her to bed

Throw rocks at her

Touch her alien features

Ask how she became purple

Ask about her homeland

Propose to her

Commit illegal sexual acts

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#23 Aug 15, 2013
But I think the OP meant a lavender or lilac space alien, not someone who is "blue black."
Bayou City

Houston, TX

#24 Aug 15, 2013
If she was a lilac space alien, I would tell her that Captain Kirk wants to tap that azz.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#25 Sep 5, 2013
How would everyone feel about these fictional aliens being in IR relationships? What if they were with Green aliens with two heads? Some might judge, but I think I'd be too curious to judge.

“me! chee hoo! LOL!”

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New Zealand

#26 Sep 5, 2013
Okay u need to come back to earth.. Was wondering.. Why purple.. And not pink

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#27 Sep 5, 2013
Pink aliens might be pretty, but they might not stand out as much, unless they are hot pink or fuchsia.

“Out of the US back in France”

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#28 Sep 5, 2013
Who the hell comes up with these kind of threads?
Geez.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#29 Sep 5, 2013
Silverness wrote:
Who the hell comes up with these kind of threads?
Geez.
You prefer the racist threads over the make-believe ones?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#30 Sep 6, 2013
Am I wrong for being attracted to Green guys?

“Sexy emo chick :)”

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#32 Sep 6, 2013
Arent those the dark skin bytches?!!..moving along...
NUMBSAYIN YO

Harrisburg, PA

#33 Sep 6, 2013
Dat depends yow!

Duz da blue feemale has nice, pear-shaped, pendulums like, jewsy, blue tiuts a can latch own to wid my thiuck, hungra liups?

Hmmmmm?

Nowatameeeens?

Yo?

“me! chee hoo! LOL!”

Level 6

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New Zealand

#34 Sep 6, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
Am I wrong for being attracted to Green guys?
whats wrong with us brown guys.. Lol.. U rasict.

“Sexy emo chick :)”

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#35 Sep 6, 2013
I like the blue men group..theyre hott..they are related to my people..which are the aliens !!..i just look human

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#38 Sep 11, 2013
Plum women are the tan version of Lilac women.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#39 Sep 15, 2013
I think the Green guys have larger tentacles, and what is not to love about a guy with two heads on his shoulders?
Hung like a horse Humphry

Harrisburg, PA

#40 Sep 15, 2013
Canday handle mah!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#41 Oct 14, 2013
Or some would make somewhat racist statements:

"Well, some of my best friends are Purple!"

"Any relation to the Flying Purple People Eater?"

"Why's your skin *that* color?"

"You are very pretty, for a Purple girl."

“Sexy emo chick :)”

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#42 Oct 14, 2013
There is nothing wrong with being purple but i prefer my blue people over everyone else :)
KIP

San Francisco, CA

#43 Oct 14, 2013
I'd ask to to see her purple hooters,
KIP

San Francisco, CA

#44 Oct 14, 2013
1/3 shot raspberry liqueur
1/3 shot sour mix
1/3 shot vodka
Ice
Splash of lemon-lime soda
Add everything and shake over ice.
Add the splash of soda last.
-- makes a nice purple hooter

Drink and enjoy!

Please drink responsibly!

“racists are funny”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Columbus Ohio

#45 Oct 14, 2013
all you purples are alike

you can take the purples out of the crayon box but you can't take the crayon box out of the purple

you purples like to bleach your skin so you can become mauve

your purple skin looks like you have been beat by your purple violent purple absentee purple baby daddy

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