What would you do if you saw a Purple woman?

Created by Purple Gurl on Jul 4, 2013

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Mess or wet your pants

Run

Talk to her

Take her to bed

Throw rocks at her

Touch her alien features

Ask how she became purple

Ask about her homeland

Propose to her

Commit illegal sexual acts

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LION

Charlotte, NC

#1 Jul 4, 2013
i tell her to go get an account with a black owned bank

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#2 Jul 4, 2013
LION wrote:
i tell her to go get an account with a black owned bank
And not a space alien owned bank? I meant purple as in lilac, plum, or lavender, not "blue-Black."

“me! chee hoo! LOL!”

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Since: Oct 09

Apia, Samoa

#3 Jul 4, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
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And not a space alien owned bank? I meant purple as in lilac, plum, or lavender, not "blue-Black."
u into brown men.. Give me ur email.. I wanna make some green kids.. Incredible hulk and shrek r my heros

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#4 Jul 25, 2013
I like Lilac guys

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#5 Jul 25, 2013
Oh, and which alien race has the larger tentacles?

“>3 =O”

Level 5

Since: Mar 12

los angeles

#6 Jul 25, 2013
Ask for her instagram, lot of purple pics im guessing? lol
NUMBSAYIN YO

Harrisburg, PA

#7 Jul 25, 2013
Is she anatomically compatible for the purpose of marital congress yo?

Numbsayin ma dawg?

Yow?
Moronicus

Harrisburg, PA

#8 Jul 25, 2013
Only if she has this saintly personality.

“Freedom”

Level 8

Since: Jan 10

United States

#9 Jul 26, 2013
There are PPL who really do have purple or blue skin. It's a condition called 'argyria'.
http://www.google.com/search...

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#10 Jul 26, 2013
Redefined wrote:
There are PPL who really do have purple or blue skin. It's a condition called 'argyria'.
http://www.google.com/search...
That is true, it comes from ingesting too much silver (particularly silver nitrate as used in photography) and perhaps getting a lot of light exposure. There are at least 3 well-known cases such as the Libertarian candidate.

But I was asking more about Purple space aliens, supposing they existed, who immigrated here.

“Freedom”

Level 8

Since: Jan 10

United States

#11 Jul 27, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
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That is true, it comes from ingesting too much silver (particularly silver nitrate as used in photography) and perhaps getting a lot of light exposure. There are at least 3 well-known cases such as the Libertarian candidate.
But I was asking more about Purple space aliens, supposing they existed, who immigrated here.
Where does the idea of purple space aliens existing??

“Freedom”

Level 8

Since: Jan 10

United States

#12 Jul 27, 2013
Come from??

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#13 Jul 27, 2013
Redefined wrote:
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Where does the idea of purple space aliens existing??
It is a mythology I started. They live on a fictional planet called Purplonia.

People with fictional skin colors are good to use when explaining or educating about racism.

Oh, you have to be careful how you tell Martians they are not qualified for a job. You shouldn't tell them they are "too green" (inexperienced) for the job, or they might sue for racism.
Allen

United States

#14 Jul 27, 2013
I'd AUTOMATICALLY know that she's black. Black's love the colors of gold & purple. I can't even count how many purple houses are in my small hometown. If not, their shutters will be purple...WTF!!!

LOL!!!
Nubian king

Harrisburg, PA

#15 Jul 27, 2013
Allen wrote:
I'd AUTOMATICALLY know that she's black. Black's love the colors of gold & purple. I can't even count how many purple houses are in my small hometown. If not, their shutters will be purple...WTF!!!
LOL!!!
Color of royalty.
Father Flannigan

Harrisburg, PA

#17 Jul 27, 2013
Call upon the Lord for guidance.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#18 Aug 14, 2013
I'd ask if she had any kids, maybe have a chat over some tea or whatever beverage.

“Taking snowbunnies one by one”

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#20 Aug 14, 2013
CPR

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#21 Aug 15, 2013
Ask to borrow her makeup.
Bayou City

Houston, TX

#22 Aug 15, 2013
If I saw a purple woman, I would tell her that she is too dark to be a house negro.

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