created by: Purple Gurl | Jul 4, 2013

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What would you do if you saw a Purple woman?

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  • Mess or wet your pants
  • Run
  • Talk to her
  • Take her to bed
  • Throw rocks at her
  • Touch her alien features
  • Ask how she became purple
  • Ask about her homeland
  • Propose to her
  • Commit illegal sexual acts

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LION

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Jul 4, 2013
 

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i tell her to go get an account with a black owned bank

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Jul 4, 2013
 
LION wrote:
i tell her to go get an account with a black owned bank
And not a space alien owned bank? I meant purple as in lilac, plum, or lavender, not "blue-Black."

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Jul 4, 2013
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
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And not a space alien owned bank? I meant purple as in lilac, plum, or lavender, not "blue-Black."
u into brown men.. Give me ur email.. I wanna make some green kids.. Incredible hulk and shrek r my heros

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Jul 25, 2013
 
I like Lilac guys

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Oh, and which alien race has the larger tentacles?

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#6
Jul 25, 2013
 
Ask for her instagram, lot of purple pics im guessing? lol
NUMBSAYIN YO

Harrisburg, PA

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Is she anatomically compatible for the purpose of marital congress yo?

Numbsayin ma dawg?

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Moronicus

Harrisburg, PA

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Jul 25, 2013
 
Only if she has this saintly personality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“Freedom”

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Jul 26, 2013
 

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There are PPL who really do have purple or blue skin. It's a condition called 'argyria'.
http://www.google.com/search...

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Jul 26, 2013
 
Redefined wrote:
There are PPL who really do have purple or blue skin. It's a condition called 'argyria'.
http://www.google.com/search...
That is true, it comes from ingesting too much silver (particularly silver nitrate as used in photography) and perhaps getting a lot of light exposure. There are at least 3 well-known cases such as the Libertarian candidate.

But I was asking more about Purple space aliens, supposing they existed, who immigrated here.

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Jul 27, 2013
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
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That is true, it comes from ingesting too much silver (particularly silver nitrate as used in photography) and perhaps getting a lot of light exposure. There are at least 3 well-known cases such as the Libertarian candidate.
But I was asking more about Purple space aliens, supposing they existed, who immigrated here.
Where does the idea of purple space aliens existing??

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Jul 27, 2013
 
Come from??

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Jul 27, 2013
 
Redefined wrote:
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Where does the idea of purple space aliens existing??
It is a mythology I started. They live on a fictional planet called Purplonia.

People with fictional skin colors are good to use when explaining or educating about racism.

Oh, you have to be careful how you tell Martians they are not qualified for a job. You shouldn't tell them they are "too green" (inexperienced) for the job, or they might sue for racism.
Allen

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Jul 27, 2013
 
I'd AUTOMATICALLY know that she's black. Black's love the colors of gold & purple. I can't even count how many purple houses are in my small hometown. If not, their shutters will be purple...WTF!!!

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Jul 27, 2013
 

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Allen wrote:
I'd AUTOMATICALLY know that she's black. Black's love the colors of gold & purple. I can't even count how many purple houses are in my small hometown. If not, their shutters will be purple...WTF!!!
LOL!!!
Color of royalty.
Father Flannigan

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Jul 27, 2013
 
Call upon the Lord for guidance.

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Aug 14, 2013
 
I'd ask if she had any kids, maybe have a chat over some tea or whatever beverage.

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Aug 14, 2013
 
CPR

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Aug 15, 2013
 

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Ask to borrow her makeup.
Bayou City

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#22
Aug 15, 2013
 
If I saw a purple woman, I would tell her that she is too dark to be a house negro.

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