Embarrassing Stories

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#1 Apr 25, 2009
Just thought I'd start a positive thread...

Everyone..... share some embarrassing/funny stories on here.

Any....

I'll wait for a few people to tell theirs before I start, cuz I got lots!:-)

“Vanilla Gorilla”

Since: Mar 09

that aint chocolate dummy

#2 Apr 25, 2009
"Hey, everybody...I'm not real good at picking up on things, so please just HAND me a bunch of ammunition to use against you tommorow when I decide to turn against you......."

Good luck with THAT one......

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#3 Apr 26, 2009
Oh_Really please shut up! I will give you a dollar if you just go fuck off somewhere...

Come on people!

Okay, I'll start off...

So check this out... I was exhausted and hadn't eaten anything allll dayyy long yesterday because I was so busy I didn't have time for shit! By the time I get ready to go again around 6, I stop by the store for a pack of Newports. Well, I just had to put something in my stomach, so I grabbed a 99 cents bag of Twizzlers and then ask for a pack of cigs. The cashier rings it up and it's $5.70...
I said, "Damn! Cigarettes went up again?"
Cashier says, "Guuurl yeah."
I replied, "Man! Almost 6 bucks for a pack of cigarettes!"

Then I grab my stuff and I didn't realize what I had said until I walked out the door...

I had forgot as soon as I put the candy on the counter that I was getting it. I was quite embarrassed, I felt like a dumbass!

I hardly get embarrassed about ANYTHING, but some things just take the cake.

Since: Apr 09

Willemstad, Netherlands Antilles

#5 Apr 26, 2009
There was this girl I was dating but things weren't going well. So she broke it off with me, which made me feel like crap since I really liked her. One night I came home from a party and I was drunk as hell so I wrote her this really embarassing and desperate e-mail asking her to give me another chance. Safe to say that did not work out well once I got sober and she got the letter.

“Vanilla Gorilla”

Since: Mar 09

that aint chocolate dummy

#6 Apr 26, 2009
BabyT wrote:
Oh_Really please shut up! I will give you a dollar if you just go fuck off somewhere...
Come on people!
Okay, I'll start off...
So check this out... I was exhausted and hadn't eaten anything allll dayyy long yesterday because I was so busy I didn't have time for shit! By the time I get ready to go again around 6, I stop by the store for a pack of Newports. Well, I just had to put something in my stomach, so I grabbed a 99 cents bag of Twizzlers and then ask for a pack of cigs. The cashier rings it up and it's $5.70...
I said, "Damn! Cigarettes went up again?"
Cashier says, "Guuurl yeah."
I replied, "Man! Almost 6 bucks for a pack of cigarettes!"
Then I grab my stuff and I didn't realize what I had said until I walked out the door...
I had forgot as soon as I put the candy on the counter that I was getting it. I was quite embarrassed, I felt like a dumbass!
I hardly get embarrassed about ANYTHING, but some things just take the cake.
Ok, I fkkd off all day today and didn't accomplish shit.
....can I have my dollar now?

Level 2

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#7 Apr 26, 2009
When i was in Ethiopia, i was walking around our neighborhood with sweat pants (I was like 17 ).....and this evil street boys came in and pulled my pants down from behind SMSH

The whole neighborhood was talking about it LOL

That was very embarrassing to me
When my little brother found out about the story, he told his friends and the whole family.
We still talk about it time to time….that was one sad & funny story

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#8 Apr 26, 2009
0h_Really wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok, I fkkd off all day today and didn't accomplish shit.
....can I have my dollar now?
Yes... here you go

$1

Sorry, all I have is topix dollars. Don't spend it all in one place!

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#9 Apr 26, 2009
Pam G wrote:
I went to get a PAP and soon as my doctor went to examine me....I farted, OMG
I was embrassed as hell.
After that happen, I switched
Doctors because I was so
ashamed and I know I couldn't ever face my old
Doctor again, well thats what
I thought until 4 months later and I ran into my old Doctor
at Target...I wanted to run and hide.
LOL I would have died! I would've switched doctors too.

One time I went to the doctor to get tested for strep throat, and when the nurse went to swab my throat I gagged like I was about to puke! What made it worse, I used to go to church with the nurse. lol!
ohReally

Longwood, FL

#10 Apr 26, 2009
BabyT wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes... here you go
$1
Sorry, all I have is topix dollars. Don't spend it all in one place!
That's OK, because the only place I REALLY didn't accomplish anything IS Topix anyway.....

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#11 Apr 26, 2009
Tyheru wrote:
There was this girl I was dating but things weren't going well. So she broke it off with me, which made me feel like crap since I really liked her. One night I came home from a party and I was drunk as hell so I wrote her this really embarassing and desperate e-mail asking her to give me another chance. Safe to say that did not work out well once I got sober and she got the letter.
what was the embarassing part? the e-mail?did she take you back?

Since: Apr 09

Willemstad, Netherlands Antilles

#12 Apr 26, 2009
Tyheru wrote:
There was this girl I was dating but things weren't going well. So she broke it off with me, which made me feel like crap since I really liked her. One night I came home from a party and I was drunk as hell so I wrote her this really embarassing and desperate e-mail asking her to give me another chance. Safe to say that did not work out well once I got sober and she got the letter.
Any one ever done something like this? I still feel bad about this.

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#13 Apr 26, 2009
Tyheru wrote:
<quoted text>
Any one ever done something like this? I still feel bad about this.
Lol nope! I can't say that I have

Since: Apr 09

Willemstad, Netherlands Antilles

#14 Apr 26, 2009
BabyT wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol nope! I can't say that I have
Damn it :(

No words of encouragement?(A)

“Not liked but it's Alright....”

Since: Apr 08

Richmond, VA

#15 Apr 26, 2009
I was in a resteraunt once and had on a stretch top with spaghetti straps I bent down to get something when I got up both my tits where out but thank go nobody saw it.

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#16 Apr 26, 2009
Tyheru wrote:
<quoted text>
Damn it :(
No words of encouragement?(A)
lol... just to avoid all computers and phones when you drink!!!:-P
I used to drunk text/call people...
But now I forget I even have my phone with me if I'm drinking lol

“Mmm...Peaches ~N~ Cream”

Since: Mar 09

Jack-town, MS

#17 Apr 26, 2009
Okay here goes another one!

My first time ever buying condoms.... I was hiding them behind my purse because that was the only thing I went into the store for and I didn't want anyone to see. I go to the self check-out lane, scan my Kroger discount card (just in case there were any discounts lol) and put the box of condoms in a bag. Well... I go to my wallet to get my debit card out and can't find it!(I don't carry cash) I swear to god, I tore through my purse trying to find my debit card, without success. I hit the "Cancel" button on the screen and start walking off and the self check-out assistant says "You canceling?". I was like "Yeah, can't find my debit card!" and walk out of the store as fast as my short little legs could carry me.

“Caribbean American”

Level 1

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#18 Apr 26, 2009
When I was eleven years old I was walking down the side walk when this guy popped out of now where. He was coming at me with a frown and a stick in one hand, I panic and didn't know what to do. So I ran towards the street that being my only excape, even though there was cars coming. As I ran towards the street I took one last glance at him, and notice him walking towards this women who was coming from behind me. She ran after me and grab my arms before I ran into the street. And she said " Are you crazy, you could have gotten hit, why were you running". I just starred at her terrified and scared to move. I always peed my pants.

“Caribbean American”

Level 1

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#19 Apr 26, 2009
When I was 15yrs old I went to the mall with my friend, and little did I know about her. We went inside this little store called Claires most of you ladies might be familar with it.

Well we were walking around looking at things, my friend than ask me can she borrow my purse? I was like why, but than give it to her anyway. Well two days later when we came back to the same mall with three other friends we got stop by security. She spotted the both of us and pulled us aside, I'm thinking what the hell is this womens problem? Everyone is starring hard wondering what's going to happend, she ask us did we walk out with earrings? I'm thinking I don't even wear jewlerys like that and when I do my dad purchase them from frence.

Well we were eventually banned from that mall for 3months. I didn't talk to her for 2months, but later they called my house and my dad picked up. They explain everything to him, and also told him that I wasn't banned anymore cause when they rolled the tape I was innocent.

My father than took me back to the mall pintcing and pushing me to the security stand. He actually made me apologize for stealing even when I didn't steal anything. And my punishment was to sweept the security stand three times a week for 2months.
Frank Blackman

United States

#21 Aug 30, 2012
I put a gerbil up my butt one time. I couldn't get it out so I had to go to the hospital.

Level 1

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#22 Sep 10, 2012
Once i fell asleep on the couch when i was like 13. When i woke up i had a huge erection and my family was in the living room but i had to pee so bad. i tried to wait until it went away but i couldnt hold it. i was wearing basketball shorts and i got up and walked past them :( they tried not to look

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