Backed right off of that one, didn't you?? How stupid DID you feel after you realized that you'd actually POSTED such ridiculous drivel??<quoted text>
hmm, who could have predicted this response...
I forgot that anything we see with our own eyes is a lie...a required belief in your cult...
You know, though. You've given me a great idea!! Since the whole world is going to hell and our poor, long-suffering population of children are being raised by (GASP!!!) single parents and (BIGGER GASP!!) GAY PEOPLE, I'm seeing a highly lucrative business opportunity here!!
I'll call it, "Rent-A-Dad"!! I'll hire a bunch of guys with penises and rent them out to go visit the homes of single mothers and Lesbian couples that are raising young sons so they can properly teach those poor boys how to stand in front of a toilet with their dick in their hand. I do NOT know how any woman could EVER teach such a thing on her own son. NOT POSSIBLE!!! Clearly!!
But THAT'S NOT ALL!!! I'll also have a sister company (pun intended) called, "Rent-A-Mom"!!! It'll be the same thing, only it'll be a whole bunch of post-pubescent women that are WAY familiar with tampons and pads. Single fathers and gay male couples raising daughters will have a qualified vagina-owner on call 24/7 to demonstrate tampon usage at that critical moment when their daughter SO needs a mother, but the shocking selfishness of their father(s) prevents her from enjoying such wonders of the world when they need it most!
I have to hand it to you, Jane. You are freaking BRILLIANT!!! I'm going to be RICH RICH RICH!!! I might even become a gay Republican!! Thank you SO MUCH for such a wonderful idea!!
(oh, and in case you're wondering, I'm STILL making fun of you--just to be clear on that!!)