Fat Sista Pulling Out Her Wedgie

Fat Sista Pulling Out Her Wedgie

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“Topix is soooo unhealthy...”

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#2 Dec 5, 2007
Eddy Smegma wrote:
I was sitting on a bench at the mall last night when a fat black woman walked by with her four kids. As she passed me, she started reaching for her behind. After several tries, she grabbed hold of the seat of her slacks and pulled out an enormous wedgie. Funniest part of all, one of her daughters walking close behind her and obviously embarrassed slapped mamma on her big butt!
QUESTION: Should fat women be allowed to pull out their wedgies in public?
Im still trying to figure out what relevance the ladys' race has to do w/ this story? Neways, yes If ppl can pick boogers in public, why not? Maybe her thong got stuck up there.
Sad but True

United States

#3 Dec 5, 2007
Eddy Smegma wrote:
I was sitting on a bench at the mall last night when a fat black woman walked by with her four kids. As she passed me, she started reaching for her behind. After several tries, she grabbed hold of the seat of her slacks and pulled out an enormous wedgie. Funniest part of all, one of her daughters walking close behind her and obviously embarrassed slapped mamma on her big butt!
QUESTION: Should fat women be allowed to pull out their wedgies in public?
When I catch the Metro to work, I see plenty of Black men standing on the corner grabbling their crotch!

Should they be penalized for "Not working, not looking for employement and grabing their penis" in front of working women?
Mr Giblets

UK

#4 Dec 5, 2007
they used to come in a shop I worked in, and some had to turn sideways to fit down the aisles. Then , they dragged their tits and huge bottoms along , knocking everything off the shelves. Some dressed in skintight stretch lycra-spandex. What a sight! But I must admit some white whales can get just as big.

“PEACE !!!”

Since: Oct 07

why

#7 Dec 5, 2007
UH HELLO....I thought thongs belonged up the azz.
Eddy Smegma wrote:
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If she was wearing a thong with a butt as big as hers, pulling out her wedgie isn't going to dislodge it.
They need to send in a search party to find that poor thong!
DontWant2hearit

Nashville, TN

#8 Dec 5, 2007
Thats hilarious.
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Oak Park, IL

#9 Dec 5, 2007
nursesista wrote:
<quoted text> Im still trying to figure out what relevance the ladys' race has to do w/ this story? Neways, yes If ppl can pick boogers in public, why not? Maybe her thong got stuck up there.
LOL- c'mon! You guys are always talking about the famed "Black booty" and now you want to play coy?
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Oak Park, IL

#10 Dec 5, 2007
Eddy Smegma wrote:
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If she was wearing a thong with a butt as big as hers, pulling out her wedgie isn't going to dislodge it.
They need to send in a search party to find that poor thong!
LOL

“BeoncahBlackhear t86”

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Since: Aug 07

Chicago, IL

#11 Dec 5, 2007
nursesista wrote:
<quoted text> Im still trying to figure out what relevance the ladys' race has to do w/ this story? Neways, yes If ppl can pick boogers in public, why not? Maybe her thong got stuck up there.
LOL...I'm so nosy, who's that man in your avatar, he looks a lot like Jim Jones!?!

“Dream Big and Go Boldly”

Since: May 07

Miami Beach, Florida

#12 Dec 5, 2007
I have seen fat people of all races pulling out their wedgies so what is your point. I was riding the train one time and this big fat guy right in front of me stand up and starts pulling out his wedgie and then he proceeds to adjust his package. Gross! He should only do that in private and not in a train car full of people. Some people have no manners and it isn't related to their race.

“BeoncahBlackhear t86”

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Since: Aug 07

Chicago, IL

#13 Dec 5, 2007
Lona wrote:
UH HELLO....I thought thongs belonged up the azz.
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I don't know WTF he's talking about...last time I checked, the back of a thong (the small thread like string lol) is supposed to be hidden unless a female don't have nothing to conceal it with, sorry don't have that problem!

“BeoncahBlackhear t86”

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Since: Aug 07

Chicago, IL

#14 Dec 5, 2007
Kimmycat wrote:
I have seen fat people of all races pulling out their wedgies so what is your point. I was riding the train one time and this big fat guy right in front of me stand up and starts pulling out his wedgie and then he proceeds to adjust his package. Gross! He should only do that in private and not in a train car full of people. Some people have no manners and it isn't related to their race.
That is so true!

“Engaged :)”

Since: Aug 07

UK

#17 Dec 5, 2007
LOL!!! OH NO!!! Bwhahahahaha!!! eeeewwwww.....the pictures coming into my head!!!
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Oak Park, IL

#18 Dec 5, 2007
Kimmycat wrote:
I have seen fat people of all races pulling out their wedgies so what is your point. I was riding the train one time and this big fat guy right in front of me stand up and starts pulling out his wedgie and then he proceeds to adjust his package. Gross! He should only do that in private and not in a train car full of people. Some people have no manners and it isn't related to their race.
I am starting to get hot and bothered thinking about that man...
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Oak Park, IL

#19 Dec 5, 2007
I'm sorry, people, but this is too funny! The fact that he made it about race was silly but part of the amusement factor. I mean, how do you come up with stuff like this? You have to admit that this is pretty funny...
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Oak Park, IL

#20 Dec 5, 2007
Kimmycat wrote:
I have seen fat people of all races pulling out their wedgies so what is your point. I was riding the train one time and this big fat guy right in front of me stand up and starts pulling out his wedgie and then he proceeds to adjust his package. Gross! He should only do that in private and not in a train car full of people. Some people have no manners and it isn't related to their race.
LOL- how about plumber's crack on a guy and it's hairy? EW!!!!

“BeoncahBlackhear t86”

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Chicago, IL

#21 Dec 5, 2007
Eddy Smegma wrote:
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It was nursesista who mentioned a thong. The woman I saw didn't quite look like the thong-wearing type. I think her XXX-size panties probably got bunched way up there requiring drastic rescue measures.
LOL...well, that most definitely sounds like a personal problem to me.

“Dream Big and Go Boldly”

Since: May 07

Miami Beach, Florida

#23 Dec 6, 2007
nunyabeezwaxUSA wrote:
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LOL- how about plumber's crack on a guy and it's hairy? EW!!!!
EWWWWW! Plumber's butt. We used to call it a "norge" (after the refrigerator)where I grew up in the Midwest. I saw that at a construction site once. A guy had a really heavy belt on and his butt crack was showing. Plus it was hairy. Gross! They had a skit on Saturday Night Live about 30 years ago dealing with a "norge". The skit was really funny.
nunyabeezwax

Chicago, IL

#24 Dec 6, 2007
Kimmycat wrote:
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EWWWWW! Plumber's butt. We used to call it a "norge" (after the refrigerator)where I grew up in the Midwest. I saw that at a construction site once. A guy had a really heavy belt on and his butt crack was showing. Plus it was hairy. Gross! They had a skit on Saturday Night Live about 30 years ago dealing with a "norge". The skit was really funny.
What is "norge" and fridges? I dont' understand.

Yeah, that skit is hilarious. What is so funny is that these people don't know that their hairy cracks are being exposed to the world, and when their toolbelt weighs down their pants, they're practically mooning us.

I have to say that this was a funny thread because it was so out of left field and bringing race into it, absurd. But just the mention of wedgies sets me laughing...
chek

New York, NY

#27 Dec 6, 2007
nunyabeezwaxUSA wrote:
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LOL- how about plumber's crack on a guy and it's hairy? EW!!!!
I once witnessed the butt-crack of a telephone repair gal in my house. It was a pretty cool sight.
nunyabeezwaxUSA

Chicago, IL

#28 Dec 6, 2007
chek wrote:
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I once witnessed the butt-crack of a telephone repair gal in my house. It was a pretty cool sight.
Thank God those low-rise pants have bitten the dust! I had such a hard time finding regular waists (besides men's Levi's, that is). Those low-rise pants were so uncomfortable! And I got tired seeing all that ass crack! EW!!!!!

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