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Porticus Simianus

UK

#23 Apr 24, 2010
concerned slave owner wrote:
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I will confess that I did not realize what hard work slave owning really is. I have even more appreciation for my ancestors, how hard they must have worked!!
A High Yeller you say? That does seem a solution, do they need food and water too? Is a High Yeller capable of handing out all punishments? My last hobbling did have me in a sweat and I was almost going to abandon the idea...
A slave sitting at all in his betters presence is bad enough but at the table? Without his betters presence it is a heinous crime, I can only offer my support and outrage at the bounder...sitting down indeed!!
I also have made an error i that I clothed Rastis in a little sailor outfit as my Lady wife found that he seemed to look like one of those monkeys that accompany a street organ. Her intent was to have him dance, dressed as a sailor, around the organ, to raise funds for people less well off than ourselves, like Canadians. I shall ensure that he does so naked in future.
A shed? Is that not spoiling your slaves? Forgive me I am new at slave ownership and was not aware that slaves needed shelter, I thought like all wild animals they were at home in the open. It does answer why I have not seen them building nests. I was chatting the Lady of the house just the other day that I had not seen any negro nests. I speculated as to whether they built them in trees or dug burrows!! Silly me.
I really should take my slave owning responsibilities more seriously. Do you know of a website or book for new slave owners such as myself?
My Lady will laugh so, when I tell her that negroes have no nests in trees nor burrows...
If I do decide to waste more money on a shed, do you have any suggestions as to its construction? Details of the amount of space each slave needs and what is best for bedding....straw or sawdust.
I am so glad there is this thread, it has been so useful.
A high yeller is in deed capable of dishing out punishments. The regular negroes will hate him for his superiority and the high yeller will very quickly learn to despise them in turn. You'll have to teach the him by way of example at first, but I've never had any trouble in that way. Your field negroes should soon respect his authority.
The only problems to be wary of are(as I've mentioned) don't let the HY get too uppity, and be careful he doesn't thrash the negroes too beyond due measure.
I strongly recommend getting a high yeller, especially if you have more than 10 field negroes. In some parts they can be hard to come by, but I'd suggest seeking out the Irish quarter, where it is not unknown for Irishmen to(may the Lord have mercy on us all) inseminate negresses themselves and even name the HY after them. As detestable as it may sound, these men are providing a service and I would suggest paying as much as 3 times the price of a regular negro in similar condition.
Porticus Simianus

UK

#24 Apr 24, 2010
concerned slave owner wrote:
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Many thanks!!
I think the dog will be happy not to have to put up with that smell. Do you have any ideas as to prevent that 'smell'? I tend to hose the slaves down once a week but often they have the audacity to try and drink the water!!
A second limp could as you say be amusing and it may even out his comedy walk, he currently walks in circles... and I can understand the simian psychology of obtaining a dog mate for Rastis.
I was heartened to read that the reading is probably just mimicry, I would not like it to know how much it is worth or what I intend to do when Rastis reaches 40.
I was at the slave owners club the other day and we had a debate as to the pros and cons of actually giving a slave real names, as if a human? I find it detestable that someone would want such a smelly, lazy beast to have a human name!!
I do however have yet another issue.
I have a 23 year old slave who still seems to want to walk on his hands, kind of chimpanzee style. Is this normal? I find that he is very unproductive picking the cotton and walking on it. I had considered doing the kind thing and putting him down but I do wonder if there is any task he may be able to accomplish...he did cost 15 bucks after all?
Again many thanks for your very useful advice!!
It's shouldn't be that hard to find bipedal negroes in this day and age, but I've known of problems with in particular negroes from the southern horn of Africa.
If your papers state "bipedal negro" then you have every right to demand your auctioneer rectify the problem. Normally he will supply the negro with a pair of fitted shoes for his feet and then flay the skin from the palms of his hands. The negro will then sense greater comfort by the use of his feet than the use of his hands. You may also encourage upright posture with the use of a cane.

Since: Apr 09

Veenendaal, Netherlands

#25 Apr 24, 2010
My slave master's daughter has secretly been coming to my hut and demanding me to have sex with her. If I refuse she'll tell my slave master I tried to rape her. So I've been having sex with her for a few months now and now she's fallen in love with me.
She wants to take me to the North with her where I'd be considered a free man and then she wants to start a family with me. She even thought me how to read and write and she's letting me use this computer right now while my slave master is asleep.
Porticus Simianus

UK

#26 Apr 24, 2010
Tyheru wrote:
My slave master's daughter has secretly been coming to my hut and demanding me to have sex with her. If I refuse she'll tell my slave master I tried to rape her. So I've been having sex with her for a few months now and now she's fallen in love with me.
She wants to take me to the North with her where I'd be considered a free man and then she wants to start a family with me. She even thought me how to read and write and she's letting me use this computer right now while my slave master is asleep.
Everyone knows that the those fancy talking high yeller negroes of O'Hanlan's house are seeded by none other than his own loins. I can't believe young Siobhan has fallen to this. His kids were inclined to canoodling with each other but this is outrageous. I knew that that fetal alcohol syndrome was bound to have repercussions. May the Lord have mercy on us all!
Scipio afrikanus

UK

#27 Apr 25, 2010
Tyheru wrote:
My slave master's daughter has secretly been coming to my hut and demanding me to have sex with her. If I refuse she'll tell my slave master I tried to rape her. So I've been having sex with her for a few months now and now she's fallen in love with me.
She wants to take me to the North with her where I'd be considered a free man and then she wants to start a family with me. She even thought me how to read and write and she's letting me use this computer right now while my slave master is asleep.
I find this story wholey implausable you say that you've been "having sex" with her!. We all know that "sex" is the exclusive reserve of Humans, and does not include such sub-species such as the Negro, or the Frenchman. Perhaps a Voodoo shaman is taunting you from beyond the grave. I would suggest that you reserve a seat on the "underground railroad", before your Dream enters reality, or your neck enters the noose!
Bwizzard

Hollister, CA

#28 Apr 25, 2010
Tyheru wrote:
My slave master's daughter has secretly been coming to my hut and demanding me to have sex with her. If I refuse she'll tell my slave master I tried to rape her. So I've been having sex with her for a few months now and now she's fallen in love with me.
She wants to take me to the North with her where I'd be considered a free man and then she wants to start a family with me. She even thought me how to read and write and she's letting me use this computer right now while my slave master is asleep.
YOUdz a High Yella??

I hear dem girls like the High yella or Moollatoes....
Which Doktor

UK

#29 May 27, 2010
Tyheru wrote:
My slave master's daughter has secretly been coming to my hut and demanding me to have sex with her. If I refuse she'll tell my slave master I tried to rape her. So I've been having sex with her for a few months now and now she's fallen in love with me.
She wants to take me to the North with her where I'd be considered a free man and then she wants to start a family with me. She even thought me how to read and write and she's letting me use this computer right now while my slave master is asleep.
She needs to educate you more the word is 'taught' not ' thought':)

I heard of a similar case of a Slave Master's daughter who slept with a dog, I would say that this is a similar case, except of course the dog has higher status and is of more use, especially tracking down poorly hobbled runaway slaves.

I think you should take her north, obviously all white men and dogs turned her down and hence she humped you, she has no life in the south, so I suggest move north and be a free man but make sure she walks in front of you by 10 paces and never lift your gaze to your betters, else the only freedom you will have is freely dangling from a rope...
Which Doktor

UK

#30 May 27, 2010
Scipio afrikanus wrote:
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I find this story wholey implausable you say that you've been "having sex" with her!. We all know that "sex" is the exclusive reserve of Humans, and does not include such sub-species such as the Negro, or the Frenchman. Perhaps a Voodoo shaman is taunting you from beyond the grave. I would suggest that you reserve a seat on the "underground railroad", before your Dream enters reality, or your neck enters the noose!
I think the ill educated oaf is confusing terms? What he is doing is akin to a lonely washer maiden letting a dog mount her. It is very easy for the slave to confuse this with sex, but it is no more an act of sex than jacking into a handkerchief.

I believe the daughter in question has been turned down by all white men, dogs, horses so the next in line of beast of burden is the groid slave...it is interesting that it has learned to write though? I mean that almost puts it above the chimpanzee that I have collecting paper from the garden. This slave maybe worth a little more than the average high yeller, he could act as a kind of interpreter, groids can be so tiring to flog when the high yeller is not about...maybe he could get all slaves to write their name, it would make book keeping easier, so many crosses can be distracting...

I say that we facilitate ourselves with its labour...come to think of it, I do find it so tiring drinking muh julep and reading, perhaps it could be taught to read me my books? Is it difficult to teach a slave how to turn a page?
Masters Rattle

United States

#31 May 27, 2010
My slave be a "goot" slave boy!

He's won slave of the month award 5 consecutive months in a row!

Every now and then I reward him with the neighbors 430.LB ugly White daughter!

Soon enough he will get bumbed up to a Certafied House Negro!

Since: Mar 11

San Jose, CA

#33 Apr 9, 2011
What a stupid a$$ thread.......
GTFO racist..

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Since: Sep 10

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#34 Apr 9, 2011
Wow great thread I just got me a slave woman from Russia and she's not taking baths regurarly or keeping her snatch smelling good. I have to constantly remind her of her hygiene. She's too much a headache, Ill think ill sel her to some Jews in Israel.

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