Does Your Dumb Tattoo Make You Look S...

Does Your Dumb Tattoo Make You Look Stupid?

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Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Cincinnati, OH

#1 Jun 17, 2008
A lot of people condemn tattoos but I don't. And that's because they make it easier to tell who's an idiot.

For example, if you meet a woman with visible tattoos there's no more guess work, you know she's not fit to be the mother of your children.

With black women it's always, "If Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse do it, it must mean you have class and style.

Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse are white and millinaries. Are you white and a millionaire? If not, you can't do what they do.

DUR...

A second point about black women is tattoos don't look good on them. They're too dark. You can't tell what the art is supposed to be.

A lot of sisters are getting exotic illustrations on their lower leg but from a distance these tattoos look like ugly discolorations of the skin.

Then there are those complete morons who get tattoos on their upper arms, neck, chest, etc. These idiots are not even worthy of second look no matter how fine they are.

The lastest trend is a paw mark above each breast. Not long ago I saw a pretty girl with a dollar sign tattooed above each breast. Of course she had the pierce lip, dangling junk jewlery, hoe hairdo and all the other ghetto accessories but the thing that made me gag the most were the dollar signs.

Now I admit, I had always thought women like her were dumb, but never in my wildest dreams had I imaged them to be such complete dumb shitheads.

Bottom line, I shudder to think how my life would have been screwed up were it not for the popularity of dumb tattoos.

Fellows, we owe a debt of gratitude to the first dumb bitch who started this fad.

ricland

“Judge people not their race”

Level 1

Since: May 08

Saint Louis

#2 Jun 17, 2008
So is it only ok for white people to get them (thus you can see them) or millionaires that re women and men?
7upyoursfucker

Saint Louis, MO

#3 Jun 17, 2008
Interesting. I didn't know tattoos automatically spoke for a person's character. I'm going to have to remember that the next time I get the urge to be inked.

“Topix is soooo unhealthy...”

Level 2

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#4 Jun 17, 2008
Ric Ricland wrote:
A lot of people condemn tattoos but I don't. And that's because they make it easier to tell who's an idiot.
For example, if you meet a woman with visible tattoos there's no more guess work, you know she's not fit to be the mother of your children.
With black women it's always, "If Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse do it, it must mean you have class and style.
Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse are white and millinaries. Are you white and a millionaire? If not, you can't do what they do.
DUR...
A second point about black women is tattoos don't look good on them. They're too dark. You can't tell what the art is supposed to be.
A lot of sisters are getting exotic illustrations on their lower leg but from a distance these tattoos look like ugly discolorations of the skin.
Then there are those complete morons who get tattoos on their upper arms, neck, chest, etc. These idiots are not even worthy of second look no matter how fine they are.
The lastest trend is a paw mark above each breast. Not long ago I saw a pretty girl with a dollar sign tattooed above each breast. Of course she had the pierce lip, dangling junk jewlery, hoe hairdo and all the other ghetto accessories but the thing that made me gag the most were the dollar signs.
Now I admit, I had always thought women like her were dumb, but never in my wildest dreams had I imaged them to be such complete dumb shitheads.
Bottom line, I shudder to think how my life would have been screwed up were it not for the popularity of dumb tattoos.
Fellows, we owe a debt of gratitude to the first dumb bitch who started this fad.
ricland
What exactly is a hoe hairdo?

“Topix is soooo unhealthy...”

Level 2

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#5 Jun 17, 2008
@ Ric I never even thought about those women you mentioned before I got my tatto. Amy Winehouse would look like trash without tattos now b/c we all know she's a crackhead and it shows on her...I've never even noticed Madonnas tatts and Angelinas doesnt look bad. IMO it depends on where they are and If they are excessive. I dont like tatts on the neck, its trashy to me and unless you have your own business not a good idea. Jacki-O has an entire sleeve and she is still classier than Britney Spears to me. I plan on having more work done and 2 more piercings If a man doesnt like me as a person b/c of my tatts then he can kick rocks.
blowme

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Jul 3, 2008
You know, I hate it when a stupid ass person goes into a public forum and says ignorant shit like this. I am a black woman and I love my tatoos. I think they are sexy and apart of my identity. I didn't get them because Angelina has them or because she is a millionaire. I think that hers are gorgeous and so are mine. Yes, some people over do it, both black and white. Skin color is one of the most petty reasons a person can make ignorant ass comments about, it is usually because he/she doesn't have enough knowledge to say something worth while or at a deeper level.

“Ignorance=Devil' s Advocate”

Since: May 08

Zion, IL

#7 Jul 3, 2008
First off, my tattoos are not 'dumb'. Secondly, who the hell are you to judge someones aptitude based upon the markings on their skin? Does that mean I can judge you for your inability to converse like an adult? If you weren't black, I'd call you a dumb redneck.

“Ignorance=Devil' s Advocate”

Since: May 08

Zion, IL

#8 Jul 3, 2008
Well, if it doesn't apply, let it fly.

“Come Ride The Peace Train.”

Since: May 08

Misanthropy, US

#9 Jul 3, 2008
I'm sorry you feel that way but that doesn't give you the right to antagonize people with tattoos.

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Middletown, OH

#10 Jul 4, 2008
People, this isn't rocket science.

If Welfare mamas are getting them that means tattoos are no longer cool.

Would do you need, a letter in the mail from Amy Winehouse?

ricland

Since: Aug 07

Dunkirk, NY

#11 Jul 4, 2008
Ric Ricland wrote:
A lot of people condemn tattoos but I don't. And that's because they make it easier to tell who's an idiot.
For example, if you meet a woman with visible tattoos there's no more guess work, you know she's not fit to be the mother of your children.
With black women it's always, "If Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse do it, it must mean you have class and style.
Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse are white and millinaries. Are you white and a millionaire? If not, you can't do what they do.
DUR...
A second point about black women is tattoos don't look good on them. They're too dark. You can't tell what the art is supposed to be.
A lot of sisters are getting exotic illustrations on their lower leg but from a distance these tattoos look like ugly discolorations of the skin.
Then there are those complete morons who get tattoos on their upper arms, neck, chest, etc. These idiots are not even worthy of second look no matter how fine they are.
The lastest trend is a paw mark above each breast. Not long ago I saw a pretty girl with a dollar sign tattooed above each breast. Of course she had the pierce lip, dangling junk jewlery, hoe hairdo and all the other ghetto accessories but the thing that made me gag the most were the dollar signs.
Now I admit, I had always thought women like her were dumb, but never in my wildest dreams had I imaged them to be such complete dumb shitheads.
Bottom line, I shudder to think how my life would have been screwed up were it not for the popularity of dumb tattoos.
Fellows, we owe a debt of gratitude to the first dumb bitch who started this fad.
ricland
Are you saying it's OK if a man has them? You didn't mention anything about men having tats.

“Engaged :)”

Since: Aug 07

Chester-le-street, UK

#13 Jul 4, 2008
nope. i love my tattoos.
:)

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Middletown, OH

#14 Jul 4, 2008
Anyway, most of you women won't ever date out of your class so your Welfare Mama chic tattoos won't be an issue anyway.

So load up on them. In fact, why not cut to the chase and save money too by just getting one on your forehead that says, "GHETTO!"

ricland

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Middletown, OH

#15 Jul 5, 2008
Also, the next time you go to McDonald's please notice the girls behind the counter.

Everyone of them has tattoos.

That should tell you something about the fad.

ricland

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Middletown, OH

#19 Jul 5, 2008
It's like this:

When I saw the first black girl with a tattoo 20 years ago, I said, "Wow! That's awesome!"

Now when you go into Mcdonald's every bimbo behind the counter has tattoos plastered all over their body. Now I go, "Ugh"

Ordinarily by the time a new fad gets to the ghetto, everybody with a little class has dropped it. But how do you drop a tattoo?

You, see, that's you problem.

Five years from now when tattoos are no longer cool, you won't be able to get rid of yours.

And don't give me this BS, "I don't do it because it's a fad, I do it because it's me!"

That's the same line every dumb bunny in Mcdonald's uses.

ricland
Tats suck

Dallas, TX

#21 Feb 25, 2012
It's true except all people with tattoos are ugly it's just a fact if someone gets a tattoo they instantly become unattractive just ask my wife she went from beautiful to ruined in one night I had to tell her if she didn't get it removed I cannot be physically attracted to her anymore! Tattoos are usually a sign of a personality problem, they are usually a sign of at least one of the following, low class, low self esteem, low intelligence, a trashy personality, being a sheep that just follows the crowd, or just flat out bad taste. Sometimes having a tattoo may not mean a person is trashy but it sure makes them look trashy, getting a tattoo is the most unattractive thing a person can do to themselves.
aisling_

Akron, OH

#22 Feb 25, 2012
Speaking of tats, I fondly remember back to one occasion years ago when I was what one may consider just a babe in the woods when I thought that it would be really "cool" to have a tat no bigger than the size of a dime and my choice being a pentagram on my right shoulder blade in that I was intrigued by the Wiccan religion or whatever it's called. So hey! Let's get a tat.

Needless to say, I inadvertently gave my parents phone number by mistake and while at work one day, my Mother called. My supervisor was standing right next to me in that we were going over some paper work and I was horrified when my Mother began the conversation by saying, "... called to confirm your appointment for your tatoo. From that point on things went from bad to worse as I was trying to calm my poor Mother who was absolutely livid, in that she was no fan of tats, and stating, "Do I have to check every inch of your body!!!" when I denied having any tats. Indeed, I was red-faced, having that "deer caught in the headlights look in my eyes, as my supervisor no doubt caught an ear-full as well as I tried to end that call quickly. LMAO

In hindsight, I am very grateful that I never had the tat done so it just goes to show that what may sound like a good idea, years later, it may not be the case in that one can change their mind. Not to mention that there is the upkeep which can be costly.
Nikki vomitaje

Woodhaven, NY

#23 Jun 6, 2012
I wanted tell u that I don't babysit on Wednesday (she said she does need me) so that day I can stay all day also Friday, and tomorrow also but today would rather not come , I got very little done here yesterday., and I would like to take it easy today.  You could not be more eloquent or succinct!!! Grasias dude!

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Ric Ricland wrote:
A lot of people condemn tattoos but I don't. And that's because they make it easier to tell who's an idiot.
For example, if you meet a woman with visible tattoos there's no more guess work, you know she's not fit to be the mother of your children.
With black women it's always, "If Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse do it, it must mean you have class and style.
Angelina Jolie, Madonna, and Amy Winehouse are white and millinaries. Are you white and a millionaire? If not, you can't do what they do.
DUR...
A second point about black women is tattoos don't look good on them. They're too dark. You can't tell what the art is supposed to be.
A lot of sisters are getting exotic illustrations on their lower leg but from a distance these tattoos look like ugly discolorations of the skin.
Then there are those complete morons who get tattoos on their upper arms, neck, chest, etc. These idiots are not even worthy of second look no matter how fine they are.
The lastest trend is a paw mark above each breast. Not long ago I saw a pretty girl with a dollar sign tattooed above each breast. Of course she had the pierce lip, dangling junk jewlery, hoe hairdo and all the other ghetto accessories but the thing that made me gag the most were the dollar signs.
Now I admit, I had always thought women like her were dumb, but never in my wildest dreams had I imaged them to be such complete dumb shitheads.
Bottom line, I shudder to think how my life would have been screwed up were it not for the popularity of dumb tattoos.
Fellows, we owe a debt of gratitude to the first dumb bitch who started this fad.
ricland

“Is He That Somebody?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Aurora, CO

#24 Jun 6, 2012
Yes. Well at least they were not in the right state of mind at the moment they got the tattoo, depending on how high it is on the stupidity scale, lol

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