Just became a Navy SEAL!!!!
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Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#1 Jan 6, 2013
I just graduated from BUD/S school and got awarded my Trident badge. It was a grueling 2 weeks course. I was forced to walk a mile in 30 minutes (without an I-Pod) in 60 degree weather and had to do 5 correct Push-ups and Sit-ups. Was nearly eaten alive by a 20 foot Great White shark while swimming in 3 foot deep open water luckily I was able to kill the shark with my trusty Swiss Army knife.

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#2 Jan 6, 2013
Marcus Washington wrote:
I just graduated from BUD/S school and got awarded my Trident badge. It was a grueling 2 weeks course. I was forced to walk a mile in 30 minutes (without an I-Pod) in 60 degree weather and had to do 5 correct Push-ups and Sit-ups. Was nearly eaten alive by a 20 foot Great White shark while swimming in 3 foot deep open water luckily I was able to kill the shark with my trusty Swiss Army knife.
The only unit willing to recruit you would be- WALRUSes

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#3 Jan 6, 2013
Arent you old as f*ck?
Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#4 Jan 6, 2013
Cayla N wrote:
Arent you old as f*ck?
I don't think 60 is old.

“Booyah!”

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Laramie, WY

#5 Jan 6, 2013
Congrats , Marcus!!

Uh , didn't know BUD/S had been reduced to 2 weeks.

Must of been "hell week" , and one week of doing what exactly?

Ah , whatever , you earned it , Be ready for deployment at 0500 EDT Monday.

Destination : Syria

Hoooo-uhh

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#6 Jan 6, 2013
Marcus Washington wrote:
<quoted text>I don't think 60 is old.
You need to be at home taking your viagra, and rubbin' bengay on your knees. Naww I'm just joking, that's quite an accomplishment.
Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#7 Jan 6, 2013
ROMPER STOMPER wrote:
Congrats , Marcus!!
Uh , didn't know BUD/S had been reduced to 2 weeks.
Must of been "hell week" , and one week of doing what exactly?
Ah , whatever , you earned it , Be ready for deployment at 0500 EDT Monday.
Destination : Syria
Hoooo-uhh
Thanks man. I think i'll be assigned to SEAL team Six. I'm being cast in Act of Valor 2 I'll admit that we spent 1 week in Coronado watching Gomer Pyle reruns and playing shuffle board.
Jake

Ardsley, NY

#8 Jan 6, 2013
ROMPER STOMPER wrote:
Congrats , Marcus!!
Uh , didn't know BUD/S had been reduced to 2 weeks.
Must of been "hell week" , and one week of doing what exactly?
Ah , whatever , you earned it , Be ready for deployment at 0500 EDT Monday.
Destination : Syria
Hoooo-uhh
He is bull shiting you, dude. A) tridents aren't given out once someone graduates BUDs. They are given to BUDs graduate only after he has done some time in a SEAL team. B) recent BUDs graduates are never assigned to Seal Team Six. Only seasoned SEALs with years under their belts with the Teams are given the chance to try out for Seal Team six.
idi amin dada

Tiverton, RI

#9 Jan 6, 2013
He will come work for Amin and Uganda. We need more liars here.

His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire, in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

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Laramie, WY

#10 Jan 6, 2013
Jake wrote:
<quoted text>
He is bull shiting you, dude. A) tridents aren't given out once someone graduates BUDs. They are given to BUDs graduate only after he has done some time in a SEAL team. B) recent BUDs graduates are never assigned to Seal Team Six. Only seasoned SEALs with years under their belts with the Teams are given the chance to try out for Seal Team six.
You must be new here.

"Marcus" likes to tell outlandish stories about such things as his military heroics , his sexual prowess , and even discussing , in great detail , his never-ending battle with hemeroids.

I myself like to patronize him and go along with his silliness.

It's all in fun , dude. I hope you don't think anyone is stupid enough to actually believe any of it.

As if.
Satan

Dallas, TX

#11 Jan 6, 2013
Thats what I'm talking about!!

You still muh /Vigger Marcus.

J-Town Ninja OhH YeE AhH

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#12 Jan 7, 2013
Marcus Washington wrote:
I just graduated from BUD/S school and got awarded my Trident badge. It was a grueling 2 weeks course. I was forced to walk a mile in 30 minutes (without an I-Pod) in 60 degree weather and had to do 5 correct Push-ups and Sit-ups. Was nearly eaten alive by a 20 foot Great White shark while swimming in 3 foot deep open water luckily I was able to kill the shark with my trusty Swiss Army knife.
good job marcus

... amazing you can fit seal training in-between flying from the U.S. to France modeling, and banging supermodels in 3ways
Giggs

Manchester, UK

#13 Jan 7, 2013
SAS and royal Marines literally eat navy seals for breakfast and would piz all over their training.
auntie bee

United States

#15 Jan 7, 2013
is that like a christmas seal mofo?
Truthism

United States

#16 Jan 7, 2013
Marcus, we know you're kidding around but, it's not nice to kid around like this since those real Navy SEALs go through a lot of hard work to become a true SEAL. Don't spit on their accomplishment, even in jest.

There is a certain group of real SEALs who dedicate some of their time in looking for people who falsely claim to be Navy SEALs. Be careful.

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Giggs wrote:
SAS and royal Marines literally eat navy seals for breakfast and would piz all over their training.
The SAS and Royal Marines are cannibals then? Interesting. ;-)

So many of these Special Forces groups train with each other; no one knows how many techniques they've learned from each other over the years. No one truly knows who 'the best' actually is.

And I'm personally doubting "SEAL Team Six" is even the official group anymore. It probably hasn't been for quite a few years since Richard Marcinko helped create it. I believe they like to remain as anonymous as possible; staying outside of the spotlight.
THE RELIC

United States

#17 Jan 7, 2013
Marcus Washington wrote:
I just graduated from BUD/S school and got awarded my Trident badge. It was a grueling 2 weeks course. I was forced to walk a mile in 30 minutes (without an I-Pod) in 60 degree weather and had to do 5 correct Push-ups and Sit-ups. Was nearly eaten alive by a 20 foot Great White shark while swimming in 3 foot deep open water luckily I was able to kill the shark with my trusty Swiss Army knife.
Slap, slap, slap! You're typing in your sleep.
Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#18 Jan 7, 2013
J-Town Ninja OhH YeE AhH wrote:
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good job marcus
... amazing you can fit seal training in-between flying from the U.S. to France modeling, and banging supermodels in 3ways
It's not easy but someone has to do it. Right?
Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#19 Jan 7, 2013
Truthism wrote:
Marcus, we know you're kidding around but, it's not nice to kid around like this since those real Navy SEALs go through a lot of hard work to become a true SEAL. Don't spit on their accomplishment, even in jest.
There is a certain group of real SEALs who dedicate some of their time in looking for people who falsely claim to be Navy SEALs. Be careful.
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<quoted text>
The SAS and Royal Marines are cannibals then? Interesting. ;-)
So many of these Special Forces groups train with each other; no one knows how many techniques they've learned from each other over the years. No one truly knows who 'the best' actually is.
And I'm personally doubting "SEAL Team Six" is even the official group anymore. It probably hasn't been for quite a few years since Richard Marcinko helped create it. I believe they like to remain as anonymous as possible; staying outside of the spotlight.
Who's kidding? As far as SEALs looking for me...I'll poke em in the eyes with my Trident badge and hit em upside their heads with my Walker. I'll then get my Ben Gay and rub it in their eyes. As you can see I was well trained at BUD/S.
Marcus Washington

Austin, TX

#21 Jan 7, 2013
^^^^^ Walk A MILE WITHOUT AN IPOD!%^^^^^^^^
Luser

Blountstown, FL

#22 Nov 1, 2013
Marcus Washington wrote:
I just graduated from BUD/S school and got awarded my Trident badge. It was a grueling 2 weeks course. I was forced to walk a mile in 30 minutes (without an I-Pod) in 60 degree weather and had to do 5 correct Push-ups and Sit-ups. Was nearly eaten alive by a 20 foot Great White shark while swimming in 3 foot deep open water luckily I was able to kill the shark with my trusty Swiss Army knife.
Wow man, your story is so inspirational! I will pray 4 u and ur family

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