BLACK WOMAN is the CHAMPAGNE of CHAMP...
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“DA BEAR TELLED ME I'AM FAT”

Level 5

Since: May 11

ATLANTA, GA.

#78 Jun 4, 2011
Noplum wrote:
Very nice thread. Champagne is the best, although I prefer a thick full bodied red wine like a Merlot or Shiraz. I also like a Chilean type wine, spicy and fruity. A Rioja is a nice wine also, fragrant and delicious. If no red, Pinot Grigio Rose next, yum!
You have excellent taste in wines,and yes Champagne is the best, I love the bubbles from a good one.

2 Carol
Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Detroit, MI

#81 Jun 5, 2011
EYE IN THE SKY wrote:
<quoted text> Reported.
These posts are going to end up in court DUMMY...

it's beneficial for me for you, animalistic monsters going after me while ignoring the four or five viciously attacking me and my late husband...

carry on.
THE RELIC

United States

#83 Oct 29, 2011
Jethro yapping about laying pipe. Damn fool, what is a bw suppose to do, keep ya maggot azz locked in the bedroom.

She can't take ya anywhere with plaid pants, plaid jacket and clod hoppers on ya feet.

She can't take ya azz anywhere cause ya might cut a fart and holler, "yeee haw better out than in".

Damn Jethro, no wonder ya ww let ya funky, chewing tobacco, snot swallowing, roach in the corner killer shoes and that cowboy belt.

What, you thought THE RELIC didn't know about ya cowboy belt? All the notches in a rednecks belt is how many time ya tapped ya sister and ya mama.

Level 1

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#84 Sep 21, 2012
Moses-1 wrote:
Just a few sips of a black woman and feelings of grandeur over comes our senses as though she was the pure nector for angels. Although champagne comes from the northern regions of France, it is produced only from three types of grapes. They are Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay. The first two are black grapes, the latter is white. Of course, my favorite is the Pinot Noir and the Pinot Meunier. Maybe, one of your favorite producers of champagne is G.H. Mumm and Cie, Cordon Rouge Brut, Moet, Chandon, Cuvee, Dom Perignon, Perrier-Jouet Fleur De Champagne just to mention a few.
The black woman has an aroma much like champagne which can be reminiscent of fresh applesauce, spiced apple, ripe pear and fresh baked bread, compliments of the yeast that's added during the second fermentation. Yes, fermentation. You've experience fermentation in some form or another, it might have been the experience of a past relationship but, you are much better the second time around. Instead of seeing oneself as being bitter or tart, women should see themselves ready for consumption and enjoyment. That's right, that previous relationship was your fermentation period and it is not until this moment, this second, this minute and this time are you truly called the champagne of love. Fine wine get's better with time, not worse, not bitter but better.
Not all wines and not all black women are created equal nor are all wine glasses for that matter! Certain wines, require certain wine glasses and more importantly, all wines require high quality wine glasses which will do justice to the fine pour. Classic and elegant glasses. Glasses in a generous size, allowing the wine bouquet to develop fully. With an elegant shape designed to release the wine's aromatic profile, the black woman epitomizes superior design, balance and strength. This champagne of love known as the black woman is poured into all shapes and sizes. Some full and round glasses, some short glasses, others are tall glasses and some are slim glasses. Within each glass lies the precious fruit of the vine, the potion that soothes and comforts her black man. Some black men prefer a short glass, maybe a tall glass, round glass or thin glass but, within that container, within that glass lies his champagne of love, a black woman.
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The candles are lit, the music is playing softly in the background. It may be something from Johnny Taylor, Lou Rawls, Barry White, Patti Labelle, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson or Bloodstone and Bolero. Slowly, carefully, softly and tenderly I take a sip of my champagne of love. With that sip comes eutopia, the feeling of completeness, wholeness and complete satisfaction. One sip calls for another and another. As Bolero begin with it's slow pulsating beat signifying two lovers in a lovers embrace. Each beat slowly, slowly, slowly increases until the crescendo reaches it's peak and I've drained my elegant glass of it's last drop of champagne
Ya don't see this too often around here
THE RELIC

United States

#85 Nov 27, 2012
Lord knows, I've tried.
THE RELIC

United States

#86 Jan 18, 2013
Black Facts wrote:
Moses be gettin' his pimpwalk on.
I feel you though. Good thread. That's how it's supposed to go down.
Thanks. Topix could be a great forum if "people" would be "people".
Carol

Orem, UT

#87 Jan 18, 2013
Beautiful thread would have enjoyed it more the first time if five monsters hadn't ganged up on me on it.
THE RELIC

United States

#88 Jan 18, 2013
Night follows day
Winter follows summer
Evil foolows good

Level 1

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#89 Jan 18, 2013
Moses-1 wrote:
Just a few sips of a black woman and feelings of grandeur over comes our senses as though she was the pure nector for angels. Although champagne comes from the northern regions of France, it is produced only from three types of grapes. They are Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay. The first two are black grapes, the latter is white. Of course, my favorite is the Pinot Noir and the Pinot Meunier. Maybe, one of your favorite producers of champagne is G.H. Mumm and Cie, Cordon Rouge Brut, Moet, Chandon, Cuvee, Dom Perignon, Perrier-Jouet Fleur De Champagne just to mention a few.
The black woman has an aroma much like champagne which can be reminiscent of fresh applesauce, spiced apple, ripe pear and fresh baked bread, compliments of the yeast that's added during the second fermentation. Yes, fermentation. You've experience fermentation in some form or another, it might have been the experience of a past relationship but, you are much better the second time around. Instead of seeing oneself as being bitter or tart, women should see themselves ready for consumption and enjoyment. That's right, that previous relationship was your fermentation period and it is not until this moment, this second, this minute and this time are you truly called the champagne of love. Fine wine get's better with time, not worse, not bitter but better.
Not all wines and not all black women are created equal nor are all wine glasses for that matter! Certain wines, require certain wine glasses and more importantly, all wines require high quality wine glasses which will do justice to the fine pour. Classic and elegant glasses. Glasses in a generous size, allowing the wine bouquet to develop fully. With an elegant shape designed to release the wine's aromatic profile, the black woman epitomizes superior design, balance and strength. This champagne of love known as the black woman is poured into all shapes and sizes. Some full and round glasses, some short glasses, others are tall glasses and some are slim glasses. Within each glass lies the precious fruit of the vine, the potion that soothes and comforts her black man. Some black men prefer a short glass, maybe a tall glass, round glass or thin glass but, within that container, within that glass lies his champagne of love, a black woman.
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The candles are lit, the music is playing softly in the background. It may be something from Johnny Taylor, Lou Rawls, Barry White, Patti Labelle, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson or Bloodstone and Bolero. Slowly, carefully, softly and tenderly I take a sip of my champagne of love. With that sip comes eutopia, the feeling of completeness, wholeness and complete satisfaction. One sip calls for another and another. As Bolero begin with it's slow pulsating beat signifying two lovers in a lovers embrace. Each beat slowly, slowly, slowly increases until the crescendo reaches it's peak and I've drained my elegant glass of it's last drop of champagne
I absolutely love this! It is so true.
REDNECK SNAPPER

United States

#90 Jul 29, 2013
mimi304 wrote:
<quoted text> I absolutely love this! It is so true.
I used to write stuff like this on AFAM all the time but, this is the wrong place for romanticism and love.

TOO MANY JEALOUS, DEVIOUS AND HATEFUL PEOPLE ARE HERE.
Darkness Falls

Houston, TX

#91 Jul 29, 2013
THE RELIC wrote:
Lord knows, I've tried.
The Lord knows you're colored. That's why he takes everything you say with a grain of salt, including your prayers.
THE RELIC

United States

#92 Mar 26, 2014
Moses-1 wrote:
Just a few sips of a black woman and feelings of grandeur over comes our senses as though she was the pure nector for angels. Although champagne comes from the northern regions of France, it is produced only from three types of grapes. They are Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay. The first two are black grapes, the latter is white. Of course, my favorite is the Pinot Noir and the Pinot Meunier. Maybe, one of your favorite producers of champagne is G.H. Mumm and Cie, Cordon Rouge Brut, Moet, Chandon, Cuvee, Dom Perignon, Perrier-Jouet Fleur De Champagne just to mention a few.
The black woman has an aroma much like champagne which can be reminiscent of fresh applesauce, spiced apple, ripe pear and fresh baked bread, compliments of the yeast that's added during the second fermentation. Yes, fermentation. You've experience fermentation in some form or another, it might have been the experience of a past relationship but, you are much better the second time around. Instead of seeing oneself as being bitter or tart, women should see themselves ready for consumption and enjoyment. That's right, that previous relationship was your fermentation period and it is not until this moment, this second, this minute and this time are you truly called the champagne of love. Fine wine get's better with time, not worse, not bitter but better.
Not all wines and not all black women are created equal nor are all wine glasses for that matter! Certain wines, require certain wine glasses and more importantly, all wines require high quality wine glasses which will do justice to the fine pour. Classic and elegant glasses. Glasses in a generous size, allowing the wine bouquet to develop fully. With an elegant shape designed to release the wine's aromatic profile, the black woman epitomizes superior design, balance and strength. This champagne of love known as the black woman is poured into all shapes and sizes. Some full and round glasses, some short glasses, others are tall glasses and some are slim glasses. Within each glass lies the precious fruit of the vine, the potion that soothes and comforts her black man. Some black men prefer a short glass, maybe a tall glass, round glass or thin glass but, within that container, within that glass lies his champagne of love, a black woman.
----------
The candles are lit, the music is playing softly in the background. It may be something from Johnny Taylor, Lou Rawls, Barry White, Patti Labelle, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson or Bloodstone and Bolero. Slowly, carefully, softly and tenderly I take a sip of my champagne of love. With that sip comes eutopia, the feeling of completeness, wholeness and complete satisfaction. One sip calls for another and another. As Bolero begin with it's slow pulsating beat signifying two lovers in a lovers embrace. Each beat slowly, slowly, slowly increases until the crescendo reaches it's peak and I've drained my elegant glass of it's last drop of champagne
None other can quench my thirst for love nor stir my passion like a black woman.
Cha

Bronx, NY

#93 Mar 26, 2014
Moses-1 wrote:
I'm not surprised at the response. Extemporaneous expression of allegory alludes the limited mind and being limited, one must offer all one has to give. In this particular case character assassination.
is an intentional attempt to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, whether living or a historical personage, in such a way as to cause others to develop an extremely negative, unethical or unappealing perception of him or her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person. For living individuals, this can cause the target to be rejected by his or her community, family, or members of his or her living or work environment. Such acts are typically very difficult to reverse or rectify, therefore the process is correctly likened to a literal assassination of a human life.
Don't make me vomit; and I'm blk and female. Blkwomen don't fall for the 'smush, slop, crap. Run blkwomen- and DON'T be to trusting with GOOD FOR NOTHING yodder, yodder.(They-males) will tell us and say ANYTHING (JUST) to get some 'punanie' you fall for it, you give away the cookies, then its a rap!

Their'll throw your azzz underneath the bus then back that shyte up on you.
AAwomen, you fall for their fake swooningful of nothing- your weakening will lable you as a HO, vulgar, loose, pregnant single 'mom' the SO-CALLED problem to 'AMERICA' to the blk neighborhoods; NOT him, or YOU and HIM, but instead....YOU will be labled ONLY; (YOU).

AAwomen focus on yourself or your child and children if you have any. Not these knee-gars; wheither blk, white, latinio, or asian.

Warn your daughther(s), your little sister(s), neice(s), granddaughter(s) neighbor's daughter(s) be warned AAwomen; they ALL JUST want to get inside your 'panties' to mark you then- to call you ALL sots of degratory names; disrespecting you then throwing in your face- HOW (better) OTHER women are then you.

Pass it on AAwomen; DON'T FALL for the swooning bull-S !! RUN away from it AS FAST AS YOU CAN! W/O looking back; better your life; and keep it moving. Real talk!
Cute

United States

#94 Mar 26, 2014
Quotes by Feminists

The nuclear family must be destroyed , and people must find better ways of living together.... Whatever it's ultimate meaning, the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process.... "Families have supported oppression by separating people into small, isolated units, unable to join together to fight for common interests...." - Functions of the Family, Linda Gordon, WOMEN: A Journal of Liberation, Fall, 1969.

"By the year 2000 we will, I hope, raise our children to believe in human potential, not God" - Gloria Steinem, editor of 'MS' magazine.

"We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage. " --[Robin Morgan, "Sisterhood Is Powerful," (ed), 1970, p. 537]

"The most merciful thing a large family can do to one of its infant members is to kill it" - Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, in Women and the New Rage, p.67

"Marriage has existed for the benefit of men; and has been a legally sanctioned method of control over women... We must work to destroy it. The end of the institution of marriage is a necessary condition for the liberation of women. Therefore it is important for us to encourage women to leave their husbands and not to live individually with men." - The Declaration of Feminism , November 1971

"Only when manhood is dead - and it will perish when ravaged femininity no longer sustains it - only then will we know what it is to be free." --[Andrea Dworkin. "The Root Cause," speech, 26 Sept. 1975, at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge (published in Our Blood, ch. 9, 1976).]
Cha

Bronx, NY

#95 Mar 26, 2014
Teaching my neices, to say funck this crap; focus on self NOT 'dycks' SELF.
Learn the talk AAwomen- no ring, no sexual sting; and keep your 'cookies' to yourself because its your PERSONNAL thing.

Don't let NO body DIRTY it w/o a ring; better yourself; because a one night stand of 'dyck' CAN'T do shyte but funck up your life; FOR LIFE. Pay attention AAwomen; pay close attention. Real take! PASS IT ON.
Cha

Bronx, NY

#96 Mar 26, 2014
This 'thread' is SO tired.

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