BLACK WOMAN is the CHAMPAGNE of CHAMP...

BLACK WOMAN is the CHAMPAGNE of CHAMPAGNES

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Moses-1

“GREAT MEN HAVE GREAT FAULTS”

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#1 May 31, 2011
Just a few sips of a black woman and feelings of grandeur over comes our senses as though she was the pure nector for angels. Although champagne comes from the northern regions of France, it is produced only from three types of grapes. They are Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier and Chardonnay. The first two are black grapes, the latter is white. Of course, my favorite is the Pinot Noir and the Pinot Meunier. Maybe, one of your favorite producers of champagne is G.H. Mumm and Cie, Cordon Rouge Brut, Moet, Chandon, Cuvee, Dom Perignon, Perrier-Jouet Fleur De Champagne just to mention a few.

The black woman has an aroma much like champagne which can be reminiscent of fresh applesauce, spiced apple, ripe pear and fresh baked bread, compliments of the yeast that's added during the second fermentation. Yes, fermentation. You've experience fermentation in some form or another, it might have been the experience of a past relationship but, you are much better the second time around. Instead of seeing oneself as being bitter or tart, women should see themselves ready for consumption and enjoyment. That's right, that previous relationship was your fermentation period and it is not until this moment, this second, this minute and this time are you truly called the champagne of love. Fine wine get's better with time, not worse, not bitter but better.

Not all wines and not all black women are created equal nor are all wine glasses for that matter! Certain wines, require certain wine glasses and more importantly, all wines require high quality wine glasses which will do justice to the fine pour. Classic and elegant glasses. Glasses in a generous size, allowing the wine bouquet to develop fully. With an elegant shape designed to release the wine's aromatic profile, the black woman epitomizes superior design, balance and strength. This champagne of love known as the black woman is poured into all shapes and sizes. Some full and round glasses, some short glasses, others are tall glasses and some are slim glasses. Within each glass lies the precious fruit of the vine, the potion that soothes and comforts her black man. Some black men prefer a short glass, maybe a tall glass, round glass or thin glass but, within that container, within that glass lies his champagne of love, a black woman.
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The candles are lit, the music is playing softly in the background. It may be something from Johnny Taylor, Lou Rawls, Barry White, Patti Labelle, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson or Bloodstone and Bolero. Slowly, carefully, softly and tenderly I take a sip of my champagne of love. With that sip comes eutopia, the feeling of completeness, wholeness and complete satisfaction. One sip calls for another and another. As Bolero begin with it's slow pulsating beat signifying two lovers in a lovers embrace. Each beat slowly, slowly, slowly increases until the crescendo reaches it's peak and I've drained my elegant glass of it's last drop of champagne

Moses-1

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#5 May 31, 2011
I'm not surprised at the response. Extemporaneous expression of allegory alludes the limited mind and being limited, one must offer all one has to give. In this particular case character assassination.

is an intentional attempt to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, whether living or a historical personage, in such a way as to cause others to develop an extremely negative, unethical or unappealing perception of him or her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person. For living individuals, this can cause the target to be rejected by his or her community, family, or members of his or her living or work environment. Such acts are typically very difficult to reverse or rectify, therefore the process is correctly likened to a literal assassination of a human life.
PowerBall

AOL

#9 Jun 1, 2011
Good thread..we need more..ignore those who love to see black people hate each other...

2 Carol
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#11 Jun 1, 2011
Third Coast wrote:
<quoted text> Black women are NOT the champagne of champagnes. More like cheap ripple in a styrofoam cup.
You're confused and insanely jealous, it's WW who are known for sucking and swallowing...since they couldn't satisfy a man naturally.

2 Carol
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#15 Jun 1, 2011
BM wrote:
<quoted text>
Bet you could satisfy me and my boys and a few of my girls down at the precinct.
Yeah, even White girls love that chocolate poom poom.
Poom poom pow
Poom poom pow
Jack yo style
Make it wild
Only your pure evil WW half would go with you, "your boys" and lesbians.... pathetic sexual deviants....

Stop trying to confuse me with her...I've only been with my late husband, who I wish could come back and beat your behind.

Zaius-PhD

“The doctor is in.”

Since: Apr 11

Davie, FL

#19 Jun 1, 2011
More like vinegar.
Zaius in London Zoo

Bolton, UK

#20 Jun 1, 2011
Zaius-PhD wrote:
More like vinegar.
you are a witchdoctor,you drink snakes urine from a silver cup,who are you to talk?

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#21 Jun 1, 2011
Very nice thread. Champagne is the best, although I prefer a thick full bodied red wine like a Merlot or Shiraz. I also like a Chilean type wine, spicy and fruity. A Rioja is a nice wine also, fragrant and delicious. If no red, Pinot Grigio Rose next, yum!

2 Carol
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#22 Jun 1, 2011
Third Coast wrote:
<quoted text> I remain steadfast with my opinion. There's nothing confusing about that. Perhaps it is YOU that are confused due to your extremely poor cognitive skills. Me jealous of a sheboon? Not in this lifetime. Speaking of insane,YOU are the one that has garnered a reputation around here as a certified nutcase. I heard you're a big fan of things that go bump in the night. Boo !!!!!!!!
Blah, blah, Yawn....insane and stupid...poor you.
Cat5

Moscow, Russia

#23 Jun 1, 2011
Noplum wrote:
Very nice thread. Champagne is the best, although I prefer a thick full bodied red wine like a Merlot or Shiraz. I also like a Chilean type wine, spicy and fruity. A Rioja is a nice wine also, fragrant and delicious. If no red, Pinot Grigio Rose next, yum!
After unscrewing the cap, do you also drink from the bottle while
it's in a paper bag?

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#26 Jun 1, 2011
Since every keeps asking me that question I think I'll stay as I don't want to make anyone happy from me going do I. Lmao
Gallis with malice

United States

#27 Jun 1, 2011
Noplum wrote:
Very nice thread. Champagne is the best, although I prefer a thick full bodied red wine like a Merlot or Shiraz. I also like a Chilean type wine, spicy and fruity. A Rioja is a nice wine also, fragrant and delicious. If no red, Pinot Grigio Rose next, yum!
This really is a nice thread, suprisingly.

I too am more inclined to a robust "red" as opposed to champagne; preferably a South African "red" that is very rustic & snappy...something that can be served chilled or room temperature...consumed with a meal or a snack.

I would also had liken the Black woman more to a wine than a champagne in that the wine is the extract of grapes & grapes signify DEVINE providence, fulfillment, and joy. This is what the Black woman represents to me!
Black Facts

United States

#28 Jun 1, 2011
Moses be gettin' his pimpwalk on.

I feel you though. Good thread. That's how it's supposed to go down.
Black Facts

United States

#29 Jun 1, 2011
Shiraz, Riesling, Merlot, Moscato, fruity wine and champagne for the ladies. Females love wine spritzers in the summertime/anytime.

Myself, I drink top shelf Merlot and Burgundy wines. I also like Moscato on a hotass day like today.

Francisco Nippozano Burgundys and Merlots are very good sippin' wines and will "rock your bell". Majority of the good ones that I sip are 30.00 dollars plus.

Moses-1

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#30 Jun 1, 2011
PowerBall wrote:
Good thread..we need more..ignore those who love to see black people hate each other...
Agreed. There are people here that are consumed with anger and hatred.

I'm going to respond later to the other posters that were kind enough to offer a positive post. Right now, I've gotta run.
Cocheese

United States

#33 Jun 1, 2011
I love me some sweet black pootie tang (no homo women only)

nothing beats a fine sista, nothing my friends, and they come in all shapes and colors. Thank god for the sistas!

2 Carol
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#34 Jun 1, 2011
Dis Chicken is Goot wrote:
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AIDS? Poor soul. I hear it's literally eating black men alive these days. But...... That's what he gets for spending your disability check on the corna ho'.
You're giving too much info about yourself.....you were the corna ho and the dude that died from aids was your pimp.
lalalalala

Charlotte, NC

#39 Jun 1, 2011
Thank you and this is very sweet. Good blk men are amazing in every way!

2 Carol
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#42 Jun 4, 2011
Third Coast wrote:
<quoted text> .... says the wild-eyed, paranoid, lard azz who thinks little green men live in her attic and come into her room at night to steal her dreams. Your growing dementia and paranoia has been really fun to watch over the past weeks. So tell me psycho, have any UFO's ran you off the road lately? You not just crazy, you are certifiably insane. It must be quite a sight to see food get slid under your door by men in white coats armed with syringes.
Show your pic... I have the right folks on my side... you cops are too cocky for your own good.

2 Carol
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#43 Jun 4, 2011
Third Coast wrote:
<quoted text> .... says the wild-eyed, paranoid, lard azz who thinks little green men live in her attic and come into her room at night to steal her dreams. Your growing dementia and paranoia has been really fun to watch over the past weeks. So tell me psycho, have any UFO's ran you off the road lately? You not just crazy, you are certifiably insane. It must be quite a sight to see food get slid under your door by men in white coats armed with syringes.
You are too stupid...lol

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