created by: mayaman | Dec 8, 2008

African-American

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Pissing Contest, how far can you piss?

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  • just far enough to hit water
  • across the bathroom
  • into my neighbors open window
  • onto migrating waterfowl
  • across the golden gate bridge
  • world wide strike capability
  • on objects in low earth orbit
  • on the mars rovers
  • infinity + 12 inches

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Teaneck, NJ

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#1
Dec 8, 2008
 

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Almost as far as I can jizz

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Ballwin, MO

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Dec 8, 2008
 

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I can piss 12 inches longer than infinity due to the origin and high escape velocity achieved by my urine stream. This combined with the fundamental theoretical basis of relativity and quantamativity, divided by origin of escape plus velocity squared - 2, the answer is, I piss further than all of you.(I hope I am making sense!)
Praise allah!
Praise Christ!
Whites are the devil!
I hate negroes!
White race is doomed!
White women are ugly!
Blacks stupid!
Asians have slanty eyes!
Whites are the smartest!
Blacks are from outer space!
Jesus was a hindu monk!
Blacks jump higher thus they are the best!
Whites are demonic warmongers!
Blacks are the most violent!
Brothas need to grow up!
Sistas need to take that weave out!
White women have flat butts!
Black women are big lipped apes!
Ok, ok, you see how far I can piss?
I piss sooooo far!
Look at me, look at me as I piss, ahhhh.

“I am alive”

Since: Oct 08

Ballwin, MO

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#5
Dec 8, 2008
 
dumbfounded wrote:
Poster above fits right in this monkey house
i was joking! seriously, im not crazy, really im not!

Since: Nov 08

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#7
Dec 9, 2008
 
mayaman wrote:
I can piss 12 inches longer than infinity due to the origin and high escape velocity achieved by my urine stream. This combined with the fundamental theoretical basis of relativity and quantamativity, divided by origin of escape plus velocity squared - 2, the answer is, I piss further than all of you.(I hope I am making sense!)
Praise allah!
Praise Christ!
Whites are the devil!
I hate negroes!
White race is doomed!
White women are ugly!
Blacks stupid!
Asians have slanty eyes!
Whites are the smartest!
Blacks are from outer space!
Jesus was a hindu monk!
Blacks jump higher thus they are the best!
Whites are demonic warmongers!
Blacks are the most violent!
Brothas need to grow up!
Sistas need to take that weave out!
White women have flat butts!
Black women are big lipped apes!
Ok, ok, you see how far I can piss?
I piss sooooo far!
Look at me, look at me as I piss, ahhhh.
after reading and grinning in amazement..

youre cool in my book

and you deserve a sticker

“I am alive”

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Ballwin, MO

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#8
Dec 9, 2008
 
I like stickers. I put them on my rosy cheeks.
TONE LOC

Camp Hill, PA

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Dec 9, 2008
 
mayaman wrote:
I like stickers. I put them on my rosy cheeks.
you dont mean your face huh?lol

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Ballwin, MO

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#11
Dec 9, 2008
 
Man of Truth wrote:
i just get as close as i can
Do what you gotta do. Some of us are blessed with a supernatural ability to urinate on objects from a distance, some aren't.
Asian Guy

Seattle, WA

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#12
Dec 9, 2008
 
I was standing in my yard when no neighbors or anyone was around to watch.

Well me and some girls that have been friends with me since the 6th grade.

I was telling them that I can piss for like 10 feet, and they didn't believe me.

drank like a gallon of water and proved it to them.

Was like the best pissing related bet I ever won.

I think theres just something special I feel when I get a prove a woman wrong
Welsh urophile

UK

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Dec 28, 2010
 
I think we should invite a few girls to try this (we know some of them can pee forwards, right?)

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