I wish I was black
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Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Houston, TX

#1 Apr 26, 2012
Food stamps an free foo, nun of dat work sheet, jus lay round chillin BET an screwin fugly hose an shootin up all day, get me dat big purple cadillac, call me boomquisha, beat da kids evy day, no dat reading writing rithmatic, pop a cracker if i need sum juise, get me sum Obama stimmus fur my vote and dem sum more cuss i vote agin yah, caint proficute me cuss we all look da same in da lineup, snort me sum brefast and dinner toe, be yellin po-leece brufality if i get cot speedin, pimpin my rock round da elemental skools and hittin on da fif graders, you know it foo.

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sand_cracker
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#3 Apr 26, 2012
bulbar wrote:
Food stamps an free foo, nun of dat work sheet, jus lay round chillin BET an screwin fugly hose an shootin up all day, get me dat big purple cadillac, call me boomquisha, beat da kids evy day, no dat reading writing rithmatic, pop a cracker if i need sum juise, get me sum Obama stimmus fur my vote and dem sum more cuss i vote agin yah, caint proficute me cuss we all look da same in da lineup, snort me sum brefast and dinner toe, be yellin po-leece brufality if i get cot speedin, pimpin my rock round da elemental skools and hittin on da fif graders, you know it foo.
You are lying.

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Houston, TX

#4 Apr 26, 2012
sand_cracker wrote:
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You are lying.
NO I'M NOT! I do want to be black. It's such an easier life. Why try when you can sponge off the man?

Since: Jan 12

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#5 Apr 26, 2012
bulbar wrote:
Food stamps an free foo, nun of dat work sheet, jus lay round chillin BET an screwin fugly hose an shootin up all day, get me dat big purple cadillac, call me boomquisha, beat da kids evy day, no dat reading writing rithmatic, pop a cracker if i need sum juise, get me sum Obama stimmus fur my vote and dem sum more cuss i vote agin yah, caint proficute me cuss we all look da same in da lineup, snort me sum brefast and dinner toe, be yellin po-leece brufality if i get cot speedin, pimpin my rock round da elemental skools and hittin on da fif graders, you know it foo.
Don't know about all that, but at least you'd be packing a big member, which might make you a bit more popular with the ladies, which would save you from sitting around brooding, thinking all this racist bullshit up.- So, yeah, it would be a good thing.
hmm

United States

#6 Apr 26, 2012
bulbar wrote:
Food stamps an free foo, nun of dat work sheet, jus lay round chillin BET an screwin fugly hose an shootin up all day, get me dat big purple cadillac, call me boomquisha, beat da kids evy day, no dat reading writing rithmatic, pop a cracker if i need sum juise, get me sum Obama stimmus fur my vote and dem sum more cuss i vote agin yah, caint proficute me cuss we all look da same in da lineup, snort me sum brefast and dinner toe, be yellin po-leece brufality if i get cot speedin, pimpin my rock round da elemental skools and hittin on da fif graders, you know it foo.
LOL
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#7 May 26, 2012
The white man is blind he doesn't realize what a being black can really do for him. People look at the white man as the weak race a black face would make him look stronger and get him more respsect. I am not saying you have to act black I am telling how black skin could help the white man who is made to be a joke by the media and in real life. Black people would work harder for you respect you more if you were black. White women would feel safer knowing they had a black boyfriend to protect them. I always be seeing black people being disrespectful towards white people do you think they would disrespect the white man like that if dey was black heeeelllllll to the naw dey wouldn't. BLACK SKIN = PROTECTION + RESPECT. BLACK SKIN GO GET IT WHITE BOY SPRAY TAN OR PLASTIC SURGERY. WHITE BOY YOU ARE A FOOL NOT TO BE BLACK. PEACE.
Bill

Harrisburg, PA

#8 May 26, 2012
Ever read the short novel "Black Like Me"? It's a true story about this white man who wanted to live the black experience in the deep south prior to the Civil Rights Movement. So he took these skin-darkening pills, assumed a new identity and recorded all his experiences in a journal. Very interesting read.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#9 Jun 1, 2012
Bill wrote:
Ever read the short novel "Black Like Me"? It's a true story about this white man who wanted to live the black experience in the deep south prior to the Civil Rights Movement. So he took these skin-darkening pills, assumed a new identity and recorded all his experiences in a journal. Very interesting read.
I heard about it but I never read it. I am biracial but wouldn't mind darkening my skin up even more maybe a spray tan or something.
My agenda is to enlighten the white man and explain to him that society sees him as weak they think he is a joke. A black face would get him more respect he just has to see the light. peace.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#10 Jun 10, 2012
So how about it white man? are you ready to darkin up? Add some pigmentation to your game? You always complaing about the black man pulling the race card well if you black you don't have to wrrry about that. You say the black man doesn't work hard for you if you was a black boss he is more likely to be motivated and work harder for you. You afraid tha black man gonna rob you? if you black you are much less likely to get robbed or raped in prison compared to a white person. I'm just keepin it real white folks you good peoples but your white skin is the root of all your problems. BLACK SKIN = PROTECTION, MORE RESPECT FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY, MORE WHITE WOMEN, NO MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Hank Williams JR. would still be singing monday night football if he was black. Darkin up whitey it is for your own good. peace.
hah

Canonsburg, PA

#11 Jun 10, 2012
This is ridiculous

“Reality is merely an illusion”

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Since: Apr 12

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#12 Jun 10, 2012
B-Dawg wrote:
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I heard about it but I never read it. I am biracial but wouldn't mind darkening my skin up even more maybe a spray tan or something.
My agenda is to enlighten the white man and explain to him that society sees him as weak they think he is a joke. A black face would get him more respect he just has to see the light. peace.
No thats how YOU see it since you are threatened by white men ya punk
fnord

Phoenix, AZ

#13 Jun 11, 2012
Most kneegrows would jump at the chance to redo their lives as a White! Nobody really wants to be a kneegrow.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#14 Jun 11, 2012
I am half white half black. Look at president Obama, Tiger woods and Darius Rucker why are they popular their BLACK side. Black skin can make you popular if you know what you are doing. I am trying to help the white man become more colorful. peace.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#15 Jun 14, 2012
DARKIN UP WHITEY! Darkin UP!
Tippy toe

Burton Upon Trent, UK

#17 Jun 14, 2012
B-Dawg wrote:
DARKIN UP WHITEY! Darkin UP!
How would your worthless c*nt of a mother feel if she knew you were so anti-white?

I bet after your daddy "bounced" because "he gotzz him some new azz to tap" she was left to raise you alone right?

Why the f*ck would I want to be black? More respect eh? Ypu onlt get more respect from thugs and lowlife criminal scum such as yourself.

Filthy mud-monsters make me sick.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#18 Jun 17, 2012
I am just trying to tell the white man that pigmentation would help him. People look at the white man as weak. Do you ever watch television? Did you notice how on commercials and T.V. citcoms they go out of their way to make the white man look bad? The world looks at the white man as a joke. I am just trying the help the white man see the light. peace.
fnord

Phoenix, AZ

#19 Jun 17, 2012
B-Dawg wrote:
I am half white half black.
There's no doubt your white trash whore mother had to raise you and your half siblings on welfare! Just how many kneegrow sperm donors knocked her up? Did she ever drag you onto the Maury Show with a gaggle of farm animals to try and find out whose dick squirted out the lucky sperm?
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#20 Jun 18, 2012
fnord wrote:
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There's no doubt your white trash whore mother had to raise you and your half siblings on welfare! Just how many kneegrow sperm donors knocked her up? Did she ever drag you onto the Maury Show with a gaggle of farm animals to try and find out whose dick squirted out the lucky sperm?


You ignorant jabroni my parents are married. i am trying to HELP the white man. Black skin would help the white man. peace.
B-Dawg

Leesburg, VA

#21 Jun 20, 2012
How about it white man you ready to spray tan til you are black. You always compaining about how the black man be pulling the race card on you well with a black face you won'y have to worry about the race card. You can drop the N bomb all you want also women will want your black body. peace.
Blowbama

Medindie, Australia

#23 Jun 20, 2012
bulbar wrote:
Food stamps an free foo, nun of dat work sheet, jus lay round chillin BET an screwin fugly hose an shootin up all day, get me dat big purple cadillac, call me boomquisha, beat da kids evy day, no dat reading writing rithmatic, pop a cracker if i need sum juise, get me sum Obama stimmus fur my vote and dem sum more cuss i vote agin yah, caint proficute me cuss we all look da same in da lineup, snort me sum brefast and dinner toe, be yellin po-leece brufality if i get cot speedin, pimpin my rock round da elemental skools and hittin on da fif graders, you know it foo.
"YOU" are exactly the kind of voter the Banana 2012 campaign needs!

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