Why no blacks on the Flinstones?

Why no blacks on the Flinstones?

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no mofos

Dunkirk, MD

#1 Sep 17, 2007
Q: Why are there no blacks on the Flintstones?

A: They were still apes back then.

“I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE FIRST!”

Since: Apr 07

25,000 Gee

#2 Sep 17, 2007
beacsue the truth is the ape is yalls brother... and yall was the only ones living in caves... writing on walls... eating raw meat... killing your newborn babies... sleeping in your own waste.

that is why there are no black people... because it was ONLY white people.

DUH.

“You are by what you do!”

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Since: Apr 07

Seattle, WA

#3 Sep 17, 2007
no mofos wrote:
Q: Why are there no blacks on the Flintstones?
A: They were still apes back then.
OJ Simpson was a character on the Flintstones...!!
Robbie J

Auburn Hills, MI

#4 Sep 17, 2007
no mofos wrote:
Q: Why are there no blacks on the Flintstones?
A: They were still apes back then.
Because they were living like the Jetsons

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#5 Sep 17, 2007
Answer
Actually there were no black characters on the Flintstones except in "Cave Scout Jamboree" in which on the "Old McDonald Song" there were a group of Scouts from Africa among other groups from around the world. Other than that there were none.

Thanks

“You are by what you do!”

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Since: Apr 07

Seattle, WA

#6 Sep 17, 2007
I think Mr. Slate had a lil black in him...!!

Since: Aug 07

La Plata, MD

#8 Sep 17, 2007
Did you know that Wilma Cheating of Fred with a black man? Mr. Clean is half Black. He is looking for his real father. He is going on Maury next wed. Mrs. Butterworth got pregnant by the Quaker oats guy. That is just as stupid as this thread.
cville_baddog

Charlottesville, VA

#9 Sep 17, 2007
ladybugs wrote:
Did you know that Wilma Cheating of Fred with a black man? Mr. Clean is half Black. He is looking for his real father. He is going on Maury next wed. Mrs. Butterworth got pregnant by the Quaker oats guy. That is just as stupid as this thread.
The quaker Oats guy is actually Barbara Bush...so she couldnt have gotten ms butterworth preggo

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#10 Sep 17, 2007
cville_baddog wrote:
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The quaker Oats guy is actually Barbara Bush...so she couldnt have gotten ms butterworth preggo
a lot more medical plans are extending coverage to the Other Couples, so invetro could have been the way,

“You are by what you do!”

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Since: Apr 07

Seattle, WA

#11 Sep 17, 2007
cville_baddog wrote:
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The quaker Oats guy is actually Barbara Bush...so she couldnt have gotten ms butterworth preggo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP !!!!!!!!!!

Since: Aug 07

La Plata, MD

#12 Sep 17, 2007
cville_baddog wrote:
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The quaker Oats guy is actually Barbara Bush...so she couldnt have gotten ms butterworth preggo
LMAO!!!

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#13 Apr 23, 2008
watitdos little cousin wrote:
beacsue the truth is the ape is yalls brother... and yall was the only ones living in caves... writing on walls... eating raw meat... killing your newborn babies... sleeping in your own waste.
that is why there are no black people... because it was ONLY white people.
DUH.
lolol!!!
o bAMA

Solomon, KS

#14 Jun 16, 2008
BrownSuga wrote:
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lolol!!!
Because Black People were still monkeys in the stone ages.

therbred

Since: Nov 07

Toledo, OH

#15 Jun 16, 2008
Weird question

“Topix is soooo unhealthy...”

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#17 Jun 16, 2008
@Obama, LOL werent the Flinstones cavemen?!?!? Did they even know what a monkey was??

Since: Mar 08

United States

#20 Jun 16, 2008
In the Bible, Edomites are whites that descended from an albino named Esau who was born ruddy (red) & hairy.(Gen. 25:25) The Bible refers to white skin as leprosy (Num. 12:10-12, Lev. 13) and reports that a race of people (Gahazites) was born white due to being cursed!(II Kings 5:27) Bible scholars credit Japheth (a son of Noah) as fathering a (Black) people who settled in the north, ultimately becoming the Caucasian Race.

Similarly, other scholars theorize that Africans who migrated to Europe and were caught in the Ice Age, gradually lightened until their genes mutated to adapt to the scant sunlight, thus producing a race of whites.

Interestingly, the ancient Egyptians recorded the Tamahu, which means created white people. Egyptian writings also refer to whites as Typhonians or People of Seth, both meaning “the devils.” After these “white devils” were first released into the Black community of the Near East 6000 years ago, they caused sever strife, thus the Africans rounded them up, stripped them of everything and exiled them to the caves and hills of the Caucasus Mountains. This explains the sudden appearance of white people in this region. To prevent their escaping Africans installed a series of guarded walls blocking all exits along that area from one sea to the other!

Thus “roping” them off (hence the word Europe). These walls have been witnessed and recorded by many European writers, including Pliny. Thus, totally cut off from civilization, the whites degenerated into uncivilized, nomadic savages. They remained this way for 2000 years until ‘Allah mercifully sent an Egyptian priest named Musa or Moses to civilize them.’

This explains the otherwise unknown reason why suddenly about 2000 B.C., vast hordes of these white barbarians left the Caucasus region and stormed all the (Black) centers of civilizations throughout Mesopotamia, the Near East, Africa and India, destroying and usurping them. Thus, the Whiteman’s arrival signaled destruction for all these civilizations and the beginning of the Whiteman’s rise to power.

Whites proclaim their origin is Greek. Whites can avoid confronting the true meaning of skin whiteness as a mutation and genetic deficiency state from the Black norm - the ‘hue-man’ norm’... Deep within the unconscious psyche of the white collective is an awareness; of their origin amongst Blacks, that Blacks were their parents and that they (whites) were the offspring of Blacks who suffered from the skin condition of Albinism.”

Since: Mar 08

United States

#21 Jun 16, 2008
nursesista wrote:
@Obama, LOL werent the Flinstones cavemen?!?!? Did they even know what a monkey was??
the ancient Egyptians recorded the Tamahu, which means created white people. Egyptian writings also refer to whites as Typhonians or People of Seth, both meaning “the devils.” After these “white devils” were first released into the Black community of the Near East 6000 years ago, they caused sever strife, thus the Africans rounded them up, stripped them of everything and exiled them to the caves and hills of the Caucasus Mountains.
ohJoy

United States

#22 Jun 16, 2008
__GodBody__ wrote:
<quoted text> the ancient Egyptians recorded the Tamahu, which means created white people. Egyptian writings also refer to whites as Typhonians or People of Seth, both meaning “the devils.” After these “white devils” were first released into the Black community of the Near East 6000 years ago, they caused sever strife, thus the Africans rounded them up, stripped them of everything and exiled them to the caves and hills of the Caucasus Mountains.
Still can't explain HOW hose 'inferiors' ended up enslaving your black azzes, though, can you, shineboy?
SueMe

Philadelphia, PA

#23 Jun 16, 2008
Maybe Walt Disney was behind it all...good question.
thetruth

Chicago, IL

#25 Dec 7, 2009
This is completely racist. We have a bunch of extremist whites and blacks in here.

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