You Know You GHETTO When You............

You Know You GHETTO When You...................................

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Mack the Great

Since: May 07

Cheltenham, MD

#2 May 21, 2008
When you use duct tape as a makeshift cover for your lost remote control battery cover.

Cut your grass with a pair of scissors
someone

Louisville, KY

#3 May 21, 2008
sexy black girl wrote:
you no you ghetto when you:
1.drink sugar water
Don't like it
2.drink out of a pickle jar
Poor that in a bag of crushed potato chips, add Frank's Red Hot, and you've got yourself a meal!!!
3.put water in your cereal when you run out of milk
I hated doin' that
4.put a clothes hanger on your tv for an antenna
Don't you hate when the reception gets bad as soon as you let go
5.put a can on your bike to make it sound like a motorcycle(i use to do this when i was little)
LMAO!! That and baseball cards
6.put foil in your mouth as a grill
Hurts my teeth
7.put grease you already cooked with in a jar
I have 3 cans.1.fish 2.beef 3.bacon/pork
8.when you put a fan in the window calling it AC
yea
9.whoop your kids in public with a switch
Never done that one
10.still think tupac is still alive(in a way i still think that lol)
Think he's dead, but wouldn't be suprised if he wasn't
I've also been known to take all the working lightbulbs with me when I move(or help friends move) to another apartment.
someone

Louisville, KY

#4 May 21, 2008
Damn! I thought the stuff I typed in between your stuff would come out regular, not as a quote.

“myspace.com/jeri shermaine ”

Since: Nov 07

Texas

#5 May 21, 2008
recycle plastic food containers from wal-mart.

when you buy your sexy panties from wal-mart

when you yell at ppl 20 yards away out your car window

when you put fake rhinestones on your cellphone and call it diamond enccrusted

when you cook ur thanksgiving turkey in the damn microwave.

“You're gonna say it anyway....”

Since: Jan 08

I'm over it!

#6 May 21, 2008
Your land line (telephone) is registered under your baby's name...

“hello world...”

Level 1

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#7 May 21, 2008
Guilty of number 7!
I reuse oil when I make mozz sticks.
MDJ

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#8 May 21, 2008
1. Wear slippers/bedroom shoes to work
2. Change the channel with pliers
3. Use a hanger for an antenna on your tv
4. Use an album cover for a dustpan
5. Use an iron to make grill cheese sandwiches
6. Steal your office phone from work and use it for your home phone
7. Have 5 kids by 5 different men
8. Sell your food stamps to buy drugs
9. Have sex while your baby is in the same bed
10.Let your kids memorize rap songs and don't know there abc's and 1 2 3's
11. Let your 5 year old babysit your 1 year old

“"Living life"”

Since: Oct 07

((Material Status))

#9 May 21, 2008
When you are shouting at people standing only 20inches from you. I cant stand these ghetto people.
someone

Louisville, KY

#10 May 21, 2008
MDJ wrote:
1. Wear slippers/bedroom shoes to work
2. Change the channel with pliers
3. Use a hanger for an antenna on your tv
4. Use an album cover for a dustpan
5. Use an iron to make grill cheese sandwiches
6. Steal your office phone from work and use it for your home phone
7. Have 5 kids by 5 different men
8. Sell your food stamps to buy drugs
9. Have sex while your baby is in the same bed
10.Let your kids memorize rap songs and don't know there abc's and 1 2 3's
11. Let your 5 year old babysit your 1 year old
A!!!The hot iron works great when the gas is cut off!!!!!
someone

Louisville, KY

#11 May 21, 2008
Number1Queen wrote:
When you are shouting at people standing only 20inches from you. I cant stand these ghetto people.
sorry.

“the answer to 1984 is 1776”

Level 1

Since: Jan 08

cali girl born & raised

#12 May 21, 2008
*when you pull up to someone's house and honk the horn instead of going to their door.

*when you open package of deodorant and use it in the store (i had a friend do that when i was with her, i almost sh*tted on myself)

*you wear *hair show* type hairstyles like daily

*when you say "don't make me get ghetto"..

“the answer to 1984 is 1776”

Level 1

Since: Jan 08

cali girl born & raised

#13 May 21, 2008
oh..

and wearing rollers in your hair out in public.

and being a grandmother by 29.

and taking your baby out only wearing a diaper.

“My HOTPIC is raisng HELLonTOPX”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#14 May 21, 2008
When you put photos on your Bedroom Mirror

When you have a 60 inch flat screen TV and your cable is turned off.

When you drive your car and the whole neighborhood hears the music your playing because it is soooo loud.

When you drive a car that is worth over $50,000 and you live in the projects.
someone

Louisville, KY

#15 May 21, 2008
When you put $10,000 rims on a $1,000 car.

Since: May 08

CHICAGO

#16 May 21, 2008
**smoke weed with your teenage kids
**have the same babydaddy as your best friend
**buy liquor with your food stamps
**name your kids after a car or liquor
**clean your ears with your house keys
**use a shoe string as a belt

“My future husband!”

Level 1

Since: Dec 07

Location hidden

#17 May 21, 2008
I recently claimed somebody else kids on my income tax...lol

Who ever took batteries out the clock to replace them for the remote?????? LOL I do that

Agrrr I got beat with extension cords...

The offering plate at my church goes around five times. EVERY SUNDAY!!!

My sister use to use black eye liner to line for her lips....ewww

ummmmm my dad is over the top ghetto, and I hate it.
someone

Louisville, KY

#18 May 21, 2008
You can't buy liquor with food stamps.

“"Living life"”

Since: Oct 07

((Material Status))

#19 May 21, 2008
Black-Cuban_Mami wrote:
oh..
and wearing rollers in your hair out in public.
and being a grandmother by 29.
and taking your baby out only wearing a diaper.
OMG i hate seeing black women walking around with rollers, stockings, and plastic bags in their head. Or seeing ghetto people walking around in PJ's and slippers.
BrownEyes

New Rochelle, NY

#20 May 21, 2008
Guess I'm not ghetto at all. Thank goodness.

“"Living life"”

Since: Oct 07

((Material Status))

#21 May 21, 2008
When you have a broke down car with brand new blasting stereios. And tryin to talk to someone beside you at the traffic light.

Cusring those poor kids out in public

popping gum in public and smacking your lips after every 2 words.

I saw this girl at the stop bus using spit as lotion. gross

having you 2in hair gell up into a pony tail with a nappy horse tail hanging in the back.

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