Edu BW Marriage Solution: BW should Marry themselves!
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#1 May 18, 2013
Solution to SBW Crisis: Black Women Should Just Marry Each Other
(Satire on Black women's being Single)
FEBRUARY 20, 2013 BY DEMETRIA L. LUCAS
Ok, back to business.
A Black woman?
If you answered yes to all of these questions, then youre likely desperate to get married.
Oh, youre definitely desperate.
It doesnt matter if you claim to have a boyfriend, a fiancé, youre a lesbian, dont want to get married or even in high school. Youre still single and worse, lonely, and worse still, unlikely to marry. This is, of course, is based solely on the thoughts in my all-knowing headnot on like actual studies that say otherwise. I know all womenand girls too want to be married not like right now, but like yesterday. Its urgent like a motherf***er. I saw that ABC special where that one thirty-something woman said she cries into her pillow at night because shes not married and I know that applies to every single Black womanor girlalive.
How do I know?
Because I think like a man.
So why arent you married yet? Because your standards are too damn high like rent in New York City. You have nerve to be employed, doing well, can think for yourself and as desperately single as you are, the audacity to scoff at broken brothers ,cheating men, weak men, men YOU have to support, down-low men, men who worship and white women and and even your last resort for marriage, bi-sexual men. You out here acting like being single is something to celebrate.
Girl, bye. lmao
Youre miserable. And even worse, you got these good men with better things to do out here trying to work with you and dispense quality advice. These male relationship experts are trying to help difficult you keep somebody, and you aint been listening: Submit! Shut up! Cook! Clean! In heels! Every day!
F*** your bunions and your feminism too. Let a man lead you even if its into a damn hole. At least if you fall in and die, you would have a manhopefully, your husband by your side at your demise. Being Mrs.[it only counts if you take his last name] is all you should want to be remembered for anyway.
Unfortunately, its probably too late for all of you, especially if youve wasted prime husband-hunting years getting a diploma when you should have freed up your time to find a man by getting a GED and running after unworthy brothers. All the hetero Black men alive and even not yet born have, are now or will be planning to marry White women and don't want you anyway. And because in the history of mankind no desirable man of any other color has ever been really interested in a Black woman as a wife, youre left only with one hope for marriage: women. It doesn't matter how pretty, how educated, how resourceful, business oriented or how you can support or help him with his dreams; most men don't want you because your black, ugly and unwanted.
#2 May 18, 2013
Ill find and date another race but it won't be a Black man! lma
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