Edu BW Marriage Solution: BW should M...

Edu BW Marriage Solution: BW should Marry themselves!

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Arlington, VA

#1 May 18, 2013
Solution to SBW Crisis: Black Women Should Just Marry Each Other
(Satire on Black women's being Single)

Ok, back to business.

Are you:


A Black woman?

Over 15?

If you answered “yes” to all of these questions, then you’re likely desperate to get married.

College- educated?

Oh, you’re definitely desperate.

It doesn’t matter if you claim to have a boyfriend, a fiancé, you’re a lesbian, don’t want to get married or even in high school. You’re still single and worse, lonely, and worse still, unlikely to marry. This is, of course, is based solely on the thoughts in my all-knowing head—not on like actual studies that say otherwise. I know all women—and girls too— want to be married not like right now, but like yesterday. It’s urgent like a motherf***er. I saw that ABC special where that one thirty-something woman said she cries into her pillow at night because she’s not married and I know that applies to every single Black woman—or girl—alive.

How do I know?

Because I think like a man.

So why aren’t you married yet? Because your standards are too damn high like rent in New York City. You have nerve to be employed, doing well, can think for yourself and as desperately single as you are, the audacity to scoff at broken brothers ,cheating men, weak men, men YOU have to support, down-low men, men who worship and white women and and even your last resort for marriage, bi-sexual men. You out here acting like being single is something to celebrate.

Girl, bye. lmao

You’re miserable. And even worse, you got these good men with better things to do out here trying to work with you and dispense quality advice. These male relationship experts are trying to help difficult you “keep” somebody, and you ain’t been listening: Submit! Shut up! Cook! Clean! In heels! Every day!

F*** your bunions and your feminism too. Let a man lead you even if it’s into a damn hole. At least if you fall in and die, you would have a man—hopefully, your husband— by your side at your demise. Being Mrs.[it only counts if you take his last name] is all you should want to be remembered for anyway.

Unfortunately, it’s probably too late for all of you, especially if you’ve wasted prime husband-hunting years getting a diploma when you should have freed up your time to find a man by getting a GED and running after unworthy brothers. All the hetero Black men alive and even not yet born have, are now or will be planning to marry White women and don't want you anyway. And because in the history of mankind no desirable man of any other color has ever been really interested in a Black woman as a wife, you’re left only with one hope for marriage: women. It doesn't matter how pretty, how educated, how resourceful, business oriented or how you can support or help him with his dreams; most men don't want you because your black, ugly and unwanted.

Arlington, VA

#2 May 18, 2013
Ill find and date another race but it won't be a Black man! lma

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