WHY DO WHiTE PEOPLE TREAT DOGS LIKE H...

WHY DO WHiTE PEOPLE TREAT DOGS LIKE HUMANS?

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The Legend

Alpharetta, GA

#1 Sep 16, 2008
A lot of cultures love dogs - be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level.

It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated.

When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them.

White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music.“Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV.

They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food -“Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor.

When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people.

It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.

If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/04/53...
TruBlack

Europe

#3 Sep 16, 2008
Crackers treat dogs like people because they're related to them. Whites are nice to family.

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#4 Sep 16, 2008
The Legend wrote:
A lot of cultures love dogs - be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level.
It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated.
When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them.
White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music.“Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV.
They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food -“Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor.
When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people.
It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.
If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/04/53...
Don't really know much about dogs, do you?..or white folks for that matter Titus.
The Legend

Alpharetta, GA

#5 Sep 16, 2008
Is this why they treated Micheal VBick like a pedaphile?..wait,pedophiles(ma jority white men) get off with lighter sentences(shaking my head)

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Since: Sep 08

Coolidge, GA

#7 Sep 16, 2008
the real question is "why do people treat some humans like dogs?"
The Legend

Alpharetta, GA

#8 Sep 16, 2008
Kristen_08 wrote:
the real question is "why do people treat some humans like dogs?"
you know,you should win a pulitzer prize for that,very poetic.

Since: Jul 08

#9 Sep 16, 2008
Don't any Blacks treat dogs like humans?

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Since: Sep 08

Coolidge, GA

#10 Sep 16, 2008
I Am LLL wrote:
Don't any Blacks treat dogs like humans?
I dont think its a matter of race. I think its just human nature to wanna give your pets the best when u get very attatched to them. If I had one of those cute little teacup dogs im sure i would treat her just like a child.

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Since: Sep 08

Coolidge, GA

#11 Sep 16, 2008
The Legend wrote:
<quoted text>you know,you should win a pulitzer prize for that,very poetic.
lol. i wasnt trying to be poetic but thank you. but its true, some people of some races treat other races like dogs

“You're gonna say it anyway....”

Since: Jan 08

I'm over it!

#13 Sep 16, 2008
Put the brakes on! I love dogs. Most animals in fact. I think that a person who does not like animals can't be trusted.

I also love vegetables! Heck, I am a vegan.

Why are you saying only white people like dogs and veggies?
Goofy thread....

Since: Jul 08

#14 Sep 16, 2008
Kristen_08 wrote:
<quoted text>
I dont think its a matter of race. I think its just human nature to wanna give your pets the best when u get very attatched to them. If I had one of those cute little teacup dogs im sure i would treat her just like a child.
Just didn't get the point of the "White" part of the thread title.

I have two dogs- one is a French Bulldog and is small and the other is half black lab, half pit and weighs about 50 pounds. She lays in my lap with her head overlapping one end, her butt overlapping the other end and her middle part on my lap. She thinks she is my child lol.
The Good Sheperd

Alpharetta, GA

#15 Sep 16, 2008
Jordaniel wrote:
Put the brakes on! I love dogs. Most animals in fact. I think that a person who does not like animals can't be trusted.
I also love vegetables! Heck, I am a vegan.
Why are you saying only white people like dogs and veggies?
Goofy thread....
please tell me you dont kiss your dog in the mouth and eat out of your plate.

Since: Jul 08

#16 Sep 16, 2008
Jordaniel wrote:
Put the brakes on! I love dogs. Most animals in fact. I think that a person who does not like animals can't be trusted.
I feel the same. I am a vegetarian but not a vegan.

=)
The Legend

Alpharetta, GA

#17 Sep 16, 2008
Kristen_08 wrote:
<quoted text>
lol. i wasnt trying to be poetic but thank you. but its true, some people of some races treat other races like dogs
you should be a politician.lol

“You're gonna say it anyway....”

Since: Jan 08

I'm over it!

#18 Sep 16, 2008
The Good Sheperd wrote:
<quoted text>please tell me you dont kiss your dog in the mouth and eat out of your plate.
I would never kiss a dog. I would never let one eat out of my plate.

But I also would not let a human eat out of my plate.

May consider a kiss if they brush and use mouth wash! LOL

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#19 Sep 16, 2008
The reason white people take their dogs on errands is because dogs like car rides.
The Legend

Alpharetta, GA

#20 Sep 16, 2008
Jordaniel wrote:
<quoted text>I would never kiss a dog. I would never let one eat out of my plate.
But I also would not let a human eat out of my plate.
May consider a kiss if they brush and use mouth wash! LOL
good.do you dress your doggy in native japinese attire?

“My Great Grandmother”

Since: Feb 08

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#21 Sep 16, 2008
I just never understood their strange connection and love for DOGS!

My former neighbors even let their little kids share ice cream cones with the dogs.

They couldn't understand why I thought anything was wrong with it.

The neighbor's wife cried when her dog died, but she didn't even attend her sister's funeral.

“You're gonna say it anyway....”

Since: Jan 08

I'm over it!

#22 Sep 16, 2008
The Legend wrote:
<quoted text>good.do you dress your doggy in native japinese attire?
No. That is the way yo momma dresses you.

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Since: Sep 08

Coolidge, GA

#24 Sep 16, 2008
The Legend wrote:
<quoted text>good.do you dress your doggy in native japinese attire?
hey i think buying clothes or dogs is cute! lol. thats just me though

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