Help!!!! I've gotten Sperm in my Eye!

Help!!!! I've gotten Sperm in my Eye!

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Axe

Lithonia, GA

#1 Apr 11, 2013
It burns like hell...
THX Strikes Back

United States

#2 Apr 11, 2013
"Atlanta", LMMFLWAO.

Nighur Central.

FAIL!!!
The Incomparable Axe

United States

#3 Apr 11, 2013
THX Strikes Back wrote:
"Atlanta", LMMFLWAO.
Nighur Central.
FAIL!!!
I've got four proxies in Atlanta. Do I bother? Hell no, this is better:

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/...

A Phoenix woman is accused of shoving a vibrator into her 2-year-old son's anus, and doctors told police that surgery will be required to remove it.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, 21-year-old Rickesha Burns called police Sunday, reporting that her son was bleeding from his anus.

Burns said she didn't know what happened.

She said she was at a park with her son, and while she was "looking at a text message for about 10 seconds," a boy she didn't know at the park did "something" to her son, according to the documents.

"She said she does not know what he did, but is sure he did something," a probable-cause statement says.

The boy was brought to Phoenix Children's Hospital, and doctors discovered that he has numerous bruises around his anus, a "hanger type" bruise on his hip, and yet another bruise on his neck.

Doctors also found an object lodged in his rectum, which appears to be "a vibrator or some other sex toy."

Police interviewed Burns, who still claimed that a teenage boy at a park did it, even though she "believes it is her vibrator," and police found the boy's blood on her shirt, according to court documents.

Phoenix Police Officer James Holmes says there was zero evidence that the boy was assaulted at the park.

Burns told police that she "worked hard to get her son back and would not do anything like this to hurt her son."

Uh-oh. Indeed, court records show that Burns was investigated for child abuse in 2011, but it doesn't appear that criminal charges were ever filed.

The boy was slated to have surgery to get the vibrator removed, according to court documents. Police say the injuries around the boy's anus appear to be caused by a hanger, or similar object, being used in an attempt to get the vibrator out.

Meanwhile, Burns was booked into jail on charges of sexual conduct with a minor, and child abuse. She's being held without bond.
MysteryGuest

United States

#4 Apr 11, 2013
OP, I'm glad you've decided to take the time to post your personal problem on this forum. I'm happy to help. The doc is IN! Take a carrot out of your refrigerator and stick it in your non sperm infested eye socket to distract you from the burning sensation of the other one and all will be better ;-)
The Incomparable Axe

Atlanta, GA

#5 Apr 11, 2013
Axe wrote:
It burns like hell...
Troll HARDER, dipshyt. You don't compare.

I tell ya what, I'll switch over to Boise or Czechoslovakia. Wanna play hide and seek?

Lame...smdh
Axe

Lithonia, GA

#6 Apr 11, 2013
Eye is swollen!!!!!
THX Strikes Back

United States

#7 Apr 11, 2013
Axe wrote:
Eye is swollen!!!!!
That's because you're a nighur.

Too easy, Sambo...
MysteryGuest

United States

#8 Apr 11, 2013
Eye is swollen you say? Well you could remove the other one and become a cyclops, hmm? In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king .)
Axe

Lithonia, GA

#9 Apr 11, 2013
Sperm is in my big blue eyes. Well one if my eyes is more of a purple... You know blue eye and red irritation... Mixing of colors. Anyway none if u bastards know what happened. I could have been jacking and sperm shot in my own eyes. Only white men turned this into something "gay", lol.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#10 Apr 11, 2013
Axe wrote:
It burns like hell...
AGAIN? lol same horse or a different one?
DEADHEAD

Germantown, TN

#11 Apr 11, 2013
THX Strikes Back wrote:
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That's because you're a nighur.
Too easy, Sambo...
No it's because she's a slut.
Get your slurs right racist grandpa.
The Insidious Axe

New Zealand

#12 Apr 11, 2013
DEADHEAD wrote:
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No it's because she's a slut.
Get your slurs right racist grandpa.
Francine! How did we KNOW you'd be drawn to a thread with "sperm" in the title??
DEADHEAD

Germantown, TN

#13 Apr 11, 2013
The Insidious Axe wrote:
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Francine! How did we KNOW you'd be drawn to a thread with "sperm" in the title??
Only a troll would be perverted
enough to even talk about sperm
and then make it all about race.
Your also a moron to think everyone
from detroit is frank.
The Intercontinental Axe

Lithuania

#14 Apr 11, 2013
DEADHEAD wrote:
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Only a troll would be perverted
enough to even talk about sperm
and then make it all about race.
Your also a moron to think everyone
from detroit is frank.
Hi, Francine.

That would be "you're also a moron".

Just sayin'.

:)
DEADHEAD

Germantown, TN

#16 Apr 11, 2013
The Intercontinental Axe wrote:
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Hi, Francine.
That would be "you're also a moron".
Just sayin'.
:)
I could care less.
Besides people make that mistake
all the time.
The Insidious Axe

Lithuania

#17 Apr 11, 2013
DEADHEAD wrote:
<quoted text>
I could care less.
Besides people make that mistake
all the time.
That would be "I couldn't care less". If you COULD care less, why wouldn't you?

I'll leave the "moron" disparagements for you. I'm quite convinced you'll need them.

And yes, you'RE right, black people make such mistakes all the time. Do you think that's owed to all the black-run, black-administered schools that are always whining for more funding in the stereotypical (WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH!) urban, tax-starved, education-hating ghettos that AAs call home?

Ahem.
DEADHEAD

Germantown, TN

#18 Apr 11, 2013
The Insidious Axe wrote:
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That would be "I couldn't care less". If you COULD care less, why wouldn't you?
I'll leave the "moron" disparagements for you. I'm quite convinced you'll need them.
And yes, you'RE right, black people make such mistakes all the time. Do you think that's owed to all the black-run, black-administered schools that are always whining for more funding in the stereotypical (WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH!) urban, tax-starved, education-hating ghettos that AAs call home?
Ahem.
What's your point for going on
this long winded rant.And it's
not just black people making
this mistake.
Axe

Lithonia, GA

#19 Apr 11, 2013
My name is Axe and eat, sh*t and breathe the topix AA forum!!!!!
The Incredulous Axe

Los Angeles, CA

#20 Apr 11, 2013
DEADHEAD wrote:
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What's your point for going on
this long winded rant.And it's
not just black people making
this mistake.
Too many words for your undeveloped, simian brain, huh Cheetah?
Axe

Lithonia, GA

#21 Apr 11, 2013
The Incredulous Axe wrote:
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Too many words for your undeveloped, simian brain, huh Cheetah?
Us cave apes are capable of making this mistake... I've seen it on several occasions...

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