Did you hear the one about the woman attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die.So 2 other astronauts and I landed on another planet ruled by gorillas and orangetans. Then I escaped back to Earth and when I landed Earth was also ruled by apes. The moral of the story is there will be plenty of reverse discrimination in our future. And apes don't make effective presidents but dumb primates will vote for them just because they are apes
When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, Where is that marvelous ape?
Joke told by Senator John McCain in March 1986. Now Republicans wonder why the majority of women voted for President Obama.