Pick-up Lines? LOL!!!
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“Music>You”

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#1 Apr 5, 2010
So im one of those guys that just doesn't beleive in using pick up lines, they are just too corny. So this question is for the ladies, whats the worst pick up line a guy has ever tried to use on you?

“Hi, I'm Deja!”

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Nice to meet you! ^_^

#2 Apr 5, 2010
Ayy baby, the word of the day is legs, so lets go to my place and spread the word!

**Smfh**

“Music>You”

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#3 Apr 5, 2010
Wow...if I were a chick I'd give him a slap. He must have not had enough brain cells.

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#4 Apr 5, 2010
upRiSiNGtheupRiSE wrote:
Ayy baby, the word of the day is legs, so lets go to my place and spread the word!
**Smfh**
ah..my favorite line in 3rd grade. Those where the good ole days

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#5 Apr 5, 2010
Jcookie wrote:
Wow...if I were a chick I'd give him a slap. He must have not had enough brain cells.
Watch out bruh..u just don't know. That line can give you more pucci than a tampon.

APV

“You were saying about bp aging”

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#6 Apr 5, 2010
Worst:

I would like to 4uck the shyt out of you.

Corniest (3-way tie):

Your parents much be retarded, cause you're special
You must be tired, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
Your father must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars out of the skies and but them in your eyes

Grossest:

You look so good, I could drink your bath water

APV

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#7 Apr 5, 2010
but=put

“I swear, I lost my shirt....”

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Leadville,CO

#8 Apr 5, 2010
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."

APV

“You were saying about bp aging”

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#9 Apr 5, 2010
xoxoTAKxoxo wrote:
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
OMG!

“216 Elite, Remember thiz?”

Since: Feb 10

216 Elite,I mizz u n thiz mofo

#10 Apr 5, 2010
A swole brotha like myself dont need no dayum linez

I just tell shawty "hey baby gurl you goin to give dem drawers?" and it workz like a mofo.

if tha h0 be stubborn i might have to take her big azz to mickie Deeez or da Popeyes but Iz be gettin minez, dat for dayum sure!

BAPF!

APV

“You were saying about bp aging”

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#11 Apr 6, 2010
^^^must have been a good dream, but we're talking about reality!

“216 Elite, Remember thiz?”

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216 Elite,I mizz u n thiz mofo

#12 Apr 6, 2010
APV wrote:
^^^must have been a good dream, but we're talking about reality!
Dayum baby gurl, Y u hatin on a brotha?

dont be trippin on my skillz wit da womins

I cant help it h0s just be throwin dem drawerz at me

BAPF!

APV

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#13 Apr 6, 2010
Knowledge of self brotha wrote:
<quoted text>
Dayum baby gurl, Y u hatin on a brotha?
dont be trippin on my skillz wit da womins
I cant help it h0s just be throwin dem drawerz at me
BAPF!
LOL @ you thinking you've proven yourself as a "brotha" BWL.

;oD

U R 2 transparent to even entertain.

“Real Black Men Speak English”

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Bmore

#14 Apr 6, 2010
APV wrote:
Worst:
I would like to 4uck the shyt out of you.
Corniest (3-way tie):
Your parents much be retarded, cause you're special
You must be tired, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
Your father must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars out of the skies and but them in your eyes
Grossest:
You look so good, I could drink your bath water
That's a great pic APV. Wow!!!!!
the boundaries of space

Austin, TX

#15 Apr 6, 2010
most pep know these type of pick-up lines are supposed to be intended as a joke and nobody serious is ever gonna try to use 'em but the most hilarious is - "i lost my number...can i have yours?" there are of course other hilarious examples.
tankoflove

Pikeville, KY

#16 Apr 6, 2010
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
tankoflove

Pikeville, KY

#17 Apr 6, 2010
the freaky ones;

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

“Music>You”

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#18 Apr 6, 2010
Knowledge of self brotha wrote:
A swole brotha like myself dont need no dayum linez
I just tell shawty "hey baby gurl you goin to give dem drawers?" and it workz like a mofo.
if tha h0 be stubborn i might have to take her big azz to mickie Deeez or da Popeyes but Iz be gettin minez, dat for dayum sure!
BAPF!
Lol, the easy ones huh?=/

“Music>You”

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#19 Apr 6, 2010
I think pick up lines are dumb, except the unny ones butit wouldn't be the first thing I'd say to woman.

“Music>You”

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#20 Apr 6, 2010
APV wrote:
Worst:
I would like to 4uck the shyt out of you.
Corniest (3-way tie):
Your parents much be retarded, cause you're special
You must be tired, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
Your father must have been a thief, cause he stole all the stars out of the skies and but them in your eyes
Grossest:
You look so good, I could drink your bath water
The first corny one my friend used, she thought he was calling her a retard and she got offended. I lol'ed

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