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Shakalaka

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Republicans in Hell

While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in." says the Republican.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Republican head of state.

"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil (a Republican, too), who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator
rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity."

He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his neck.

"I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"

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Shakalaka

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Pretty darn accurate huh Lmao
EBT Blackman

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Obama is a Republican?
Shakalaka

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Jan 30, 2013
 
EBT Blackman wrote:
Obama is a Republican?
Damn...It is so HARD keeping track of these mental cases. Do you own a Gun?
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Jan 30, 2013
 
A Lesson in Irony

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson.
Shakalaka

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Jan 30, 2013
 
EBT Blackman wrote:
A Lesson in Irony
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson.
No it is not an end to today's lesson. It is a continuation of the same old tired propaganda you parrots have picked up from your daddy. Here is the real lesson. It is called Justice and Compassion. Now let me test yours and see what Jesus would think of you.

Somewhere on the white side of town in any city USA, Archie and Edith O'Reilly loses their jobs,(because Bain Capital is moving the company to India) and their 8 kids ages 18 mos -5 years old are hungry, need shoes and are cold, cause the walls to their trailer are thin and not insulated very well.

President Obama hears about the families plight and offers to help. Everyone in White city who is in a similar predicament or have a friend or family member who is... hears about the wonderful "outreach" the President offers and they all scurries on down to the nearest welfare office and stand in line for some government cheese and food stamps ... Including your ass.

"The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever." Yes and they should be. That so many people are struggling in this country you fools brush off. Do You hate that they are being helped or that they are being helped under this administration?

Why don't you tell us all how you would reach out to those who are suffering?
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Jan 30, 2013
 
Shakalaka wrote:
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Why don't you tell us all how you would reach out to those who are suffering?
How about helping HER out with some birth control?
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Jan 30, 2013
 
That's why you should be a libertarian.
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Jan 30, 2013
 
Republicans are already in hell
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Jan 30, 2013
 
spooks and spades

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Shakalaka wrote:
Republicans in Hell
While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." says the Republican.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Republican head of state.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil (a Republican, too), who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator
rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity."
He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"
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Negro, get some new material, this joke was said about Jimmy Carter years ago...

Can't you people EVER do anything for yourselves, ever?

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Jan 30, 2013
 
EBT Blackman wrote:
A Lesson in Irony
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson.
Mailed it, right there, this is the problem with Negroes, well all welfare scroungers really.
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Jan 30, 2013
 
Shakalaka wrote:
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No it is not an end to today's lesson. It is a continuation of the same old tired propaganda you parrots have picked up from your daddy. Here is the real lesson. It is called Justice and Compassion. Now let me test yours and see what Jesus would think of you.
Somewhere on the white side of town in any city USA, Archie and Edith O'Reilly loses their jobs,(because Bain Capital is moving the company to India) and their 8 kids ages 18 mos -5 years old are hungry, need shoes and are cold, cause the walls to their trailer are thin and not insulated very well.
President Obama hears about the families plight and offers to help. Everyone in White city who is in a similar predicament or have a friend or family member who is... hears about the wonderful "outreach" the President offers and they all scurries on down to the nearest welfare office and stand in line for some government cheese and food stamps ... Including your ass.
"The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever." Yes and they should be. That so many people are struggling in this country you fools brush off. Do You hate that they are being helped or that they are being helped under this administration?
Why don't you tell us all how you would reach out to those who are suffering?
1) Jesus doesn't exist.

2) Obama is not a Messiah who turns five loaves and three fish into food for thousands of people.

3) Scrap welfare and food stamps, people haven't got a job, we don't need them, whatever their color. Some sick or disabled would get help, maybe, like people who have served th country and got injured.

4) And that was the end of today's lesson, all the time you are spoon feeding babies, they'll never learn how to fend for themselves. Negroes are like a 60 year old still breast feeding from his mom. Pathetic!!
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1) Jesus doesn't exist.
2) Obama is not a Messiah who turns five loaves and three fish into food for thousands of people.
3) Scrap welfare and food stamps, people haven't got a job, we don't need them, whatever their color. Some sick or disabled would get help, maybe, like people who have served th country and got injured.
4) And that was the end of today's lesson, all the time you are spoon feeding babies, they'll never learn how to fend for themselves. Negroes are like a 60 year old still breast feeding from his mom. Pathetic!!
Says who? Your retarded ass???
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Jan 31, 2013
 
BOY, we have waaaaay too many redneck, Mitt Romney Cry Babies up in heah! God am I glad that my parents are both Black! Whew!

Would you seriously even consider voting for an idiot that made a statement like "When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no -- and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem."

–Mitt Romney, suggesting it would be a good idea to crack a window at 35,000 feet, Beverly Hills fundraiser, Sept. 22, 2012

And just look at the number of fools that wasted a perfectly good ballot on his ass. Let me tell you who they are so we have an idea of the intelligence level of who is in this forum. Grob, Inbred, spooks, EBT and the list goes on. Freakin Idiots who have nothing better to do than waste their rights to vote and then cry about it when the dummy they voted for LOST. They were actually "in shock" that the fool lost. Now here they couldn't count the votes when the polls were telling them Mitt was not going to win...but they can count Dave's Posts? WHY? Dave...are you running for President or something? ROFLMBAO
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Jan 31, 2013
 
Speaking of Alaskans who won't go away, you know who Ted Stevens is, right? He's the 84-year-old convicted felon and senator from Alaska who, even though he's a convicted felon, was running for office and basically tied the other guy. It looked like he was ahead, they're still contesting it. Now they say he's behind in the vote count. Whether he wins or not, he's going to prison. It's just way better to have your cellmate introduce you as 'my distinguished colleague,' as opposed to 'my bitch.'

The Republicans, who had 3 candidates who proudly said they did not believe in Evolution...which became ironic when their campaigns quickly died off in favor of stronger, fitter campaigns.
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Jan 31, 2013
 
David Vitter often attacked Bill Clinton for not resigning for his adultery scandal. David Vitter just admitted to committing adultery while attacking Clinton, but refuses to resign. What does this make him?

With just one major scandal, the current cleanest member of the Republican Party.

Typical...it's-good-for-me-but -when-you-do-it-it's wrong-syndrome most commonly noted in rednecks!
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Jan 31, 2013
 
"2) Obama is not a Messiah who turns five loaves and three fish into food for thousands of people."

"Says who? Your retarded ass???"

Uh, no. Just about anyone who's not BLACK.
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Jan 31, 2013
 
EBT Blackman wrote:
"2) Obama is not a Messiah who turns five loaves and three fish into food for thousands of people."
"Says who? Your retarded ass???"
Uh, no. Just about anyone who's not BLACK.
Oh is that how he won? With just our Black Vote?

give it a rest retard! Yes we love our brother. We know that pisses you off. It makes us love and Hail him even more.

GOD BLESS THE OBAMAS!

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Jan 31, 2013
 
Kunta Kenta wrote:
Republicans are already in hell
Republicans are dragging all of us into hell.

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