Sadbuttrue Booger Statues
MACEO

United States

#1 May 17, 2014
Sadbuttrue makes tiny statues of my likeness out of its boogers and plays with them every day.
MACEO

United States

#2 May 17, 2014
Sadbuttrue was the smelly kid nobody liked that ate the playdoh and the glue at school.
Lil Johnny

United States

#3 May 17, 2014
It's true. I went to school with that freak, sadbuttrue. One day, I was sitting behind it in class and it farted 50 times in a row. I passed out before I could leave the classroom. Then I woke up and there was a little statue made out of boogers that looked like me on my desk along with a piece of paper with a broken heart on it and the initials SBT in red crayon.
Lil Johnny

United States

#4 May 17, 2014
Everybody laughed and started singing Sadbut and Johnny, sitting in a tree. F-U-C....and I got so mad that I went to the teacher's desk, got some Kleenex and squished the booger statue to the death! Then I crumpled up the broken heart drawing and threw it at sadbuttrue. Sadbuttrue cried and ran out the room. We never saw it again. I heard it went to the psychiatric hospital and still to this day draws sad, broken hearts with red crayons and makes booger statues of its love interests or should I say, victims.
OldChiefTwoDogsF uckin

United States

#5 May 17, 2014
Legend has it, SBT has a tattoo of a broken heart on its ass crack and those who see it suffer the FURIOUS FIFTY FARTS before they die from the rancid fumes. Only one has lived to tell the tale.
Freak But True

United States

#6 May 17, 2014
A black and white person will produce a mulatto.

SBT promotes IRR and hate the product of IRR.

CONCLUSION. BW ARE ONLY GOOD FOR SEX

Sadbuttrue | May 27, 2010 | Reply

Yeah, that's why you bastards FLOODED this country with THOUSANDS of MULATTOES!!!!

You IGNORANT DESCENDANT of SUBHUMAN Neanderthals!!!!

Get your LYIN' WHITE ASS OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Sounds like you need some help for your Fictious Personality Disorder

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Sasquatch

United States

#7 May 17, 2014
Meeee. Me want bride. Me want boom boom with sadbuttoo. Make little bigfeet and be one big hairy family.
Veterinarian

United States

#8 May 17, 2014
I'm sorry, Sadbuttrue, but we had to euthanize your Sasquatch pet for having poor taste in sexual partners. I'm sure you understand.

Oh yeah and you owe us $215.00. Pay is expected promptly or I'm sending my associate Knuckles to euthanize you. Thank you for your patronage :-)
Wacko Jacko

United States

#9 May 17, 2014
Do you remember the time Sadbuttrue tried to molest me when it was a child? Who's bad?! I had to hit it over the head with a bottle of Jesus Juice to get it to beat it. Just beat it! Ah Heehee hee
The Daily WTF

United States

#10 May 17, 2014
**SHOCKING TALES OF WTF**
Sadbuttrue Dumpster Dives In Own Toilet.

http://m.topix.com/forum/afam/TMQG0NUD5JT0SP5...
The Daily WTF

United States

#11 May 17, 2014
**SHOCKING TALES OF WTF**
Sadbuttrue Divorces Reflection In Bathroom Mirror After 88 Long Years Together!

SBT Reflection: I want half! That bitty owes me half of $0.33 and I want the hospital bills paid for the time I tried to smash myself with a hammer when it looked at me without warning me first.
Wacko Jacko

United States

#12 May 17, 2014
Heal the world. Make it a better place. Donate to the cause-

http://m.topix.com/forum/afam/TNDH2RQR0IIMS8G...
The Daily WTF

United States

#14 May 26, 2014
**SHOCKING TALES OF WTF**

Sadbuttrue Tries To Rob Liquor Store With A Screwdriver & Scotch Tape!!
Liquor Store Clerk

United States

#15 May 26, 2014
First, I thought the robber was wearing a Planet of the Apes mask, but after looking more closely...I realized it was the robber's real face.

http://m.topix.com/forum/afam/TDCFMIJ82RN46HH...

Chinny chin chin hairs and all!
Drunken Scotsman

United States

#16 May 26, 2014
Ay was in the store at thee time o the robbery. The robber tied me hands together with scotch tape. Even though I was piss drunk, I managed to escape in 2 seconds and smashed a bottle over its big hairy face!

They gave me a sixer for a reward.
Toucan Sam

United States

#17 May 30, 2014
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose...or can you?

Follow your nose...
Used Eggplant

United States

#20 Jun 20, 2014
Help! I know I'm just an eggplant, but somebody please rescue me before I get shoved into that smelly hole again.

:-(:-(:-(:
Detective Murphy

United States

#22 Mar 5, 2015
Used Eggplant wrote:
Help! I know I'm just an eggplant, but somebody please rescue me before I get shoved into that smelly hole again.
:-(:-(:-(:
Sorry we didn't get here in time.

Sbt, I will find you, and when I do...(dramatic pause)...you'll be cooling your heels in the stoney lonesome.

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