Donate easy bake ovens to the starvin...

Donate easy bake ovens to the starving Africans

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#1 Sep 14, 2012
Did you know that each easy bake oven can easily feed an entire African village? For every donation of $500 or more we receive, we will send one one state-of-the-art 50 watt bulb-powered easy bake oven to our brothers and sisters in Africa.

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#3 Sep 14, 2012
Come on, you're not even gonna donate your old easy bake ovens?

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#4 Sep 14, 2012
Captain Murphy wrote:
Did you know that each easy bake oven can easily feed an entire African village? For every donation of $500 or more we receive, we will send one one state-of-the-art 50 watt bulb-powered easy bake oven to our brothers and sisters in Africa.
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You donate an easy bake oven to starving Africans so that they can bake what?
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#5 Sep 14, 2012
The three amazing flavors of cupcake that come included, of course.
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#7 Sep 14, 2012
Go-Nads wrote:
And plug it into what? A goats ass once the brothers get done romancing it?
lol
Axe-Me-Anything

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Sep 14, 2012
Go-Nads wrote:
And plug it into what? A goats ass once the brothers get done romancing it?
Hahahahahahahaha!
backwards are africans

UK

#9 Sep 14, 2012
and will only use the easy bake ovens as a chair they can sit on while complaining about having no food
mah dik yo momma

Krasnodon, Ukraine

#10 Sep 14, 2012
They don't need them, they can eat pygmy raw.
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#11 Sep 14, 2012
So far we've gotten a whopping $2.37 in donations. Another $497.63 and we'll be able to send Somalia its first easy bake oven.

"If you want something yummy, put a happy cake in your tummy"

Cool Jet

Haslet, TX

#12 Sep 14, 2012
Captain Murphy wrote:
Did you know that each easy bake oven can easily feed an entire African village? For every donation of $500 or more we receive, we will send one one state-of-the-art 50 watt bulb-powered easy bake oven to our brothers and sisters in Africa.
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Do they really need a "state of the art" oven to bake mud pies?
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#13 Sep 14, 2012
Cool Jet wrote:
<quoted text> Do they really need a "state of the art" oven to bake mud pies?
Yes, they deserve the best Hasbro has to offer.
Yep I Said It

Detroit, MI

#14 Sep 14, 2012
Captain Murphy wrote:
Did you know that each easy bake oven can easily feed an entire African village? For every donation of $500 or more we receive, we will send one one state-of-the-art 50 watt bulb-powered easy bake oven to our brothers and sisters in Africa.
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Your damn head needs to be shrunken and placed on a stick.
Place the rest of your white ass in a pot of boiling water.
Pedro

United States

#15 Sep 14, 2012
Go-Nads wrote:
And plug it into what? A goats ass once the brothers get done romancing it?
LM MEXICANNO AO!!!
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#17 Sep 14, 2012
so what

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#18 Sep 14, 2012
lmao I hate that I laughed at this dumb sh** lol
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#19 Sep 15, 2012
so what wrote:
lmao I hate that I laughed at this dumb sh** lol
You laughed at how frighteningly simple it is to fight hunger in Africa. All it takes is a measly $500 and an African village is GUARANTEED a premium easy bake oven.
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#20 Sep 15, 2012
Alright folks, we've got a whopping $16.89. Keep up the good work!

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#21 Sep 15, 2012
Captain Murphy wrote:
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You laughed at how frighteningly simple it is to fight hunger in Africa. All it takes is a measly $500 and an African village is GUARANTEED a premium easy bake oven.
what about all the starving rednecks in appalachia how many will one oven feed?
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#22 Sep 15, 2012
iamcuriousnow wrote:
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what about all the starving rednecks in appalachia how many will one oven feed?
Hey now, this is the starving African forum. We don't have time to worry about anyone else. What are you some kind of racist saying that the starving Africans shouldn't be our top priority?!

Thank you for your 50 cent donation, by the way. We're up to an amazing $17.39! Together we CAN make dreams come true!
nomad

United States

#23 Sep 15, 2012
I thought those bloated belly recket legged Africans ate some kind of corn swell and milk powder we send them

Sounds like the cakes from an easy bake might give them the shts

Hell they might beat it into a spear and hurt someone

It's a nice thought and everything but these are stone age savages we are talking about did you see what they did with a coke bottle in the gods must be crazy

Negra just ain't ready for an easy bake oven

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