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“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Everything around here is Black this and What that! What about us Purplonian-Americans with Purple skin? Why are we being discriminated against?

Then we have to put up with watching beautiful Purple girls out with these nasty-looking Green guys with two heads. Even more heartbreaking is having to see the Purple babies born with Green spots and two heads.

Then we have to put up with the Gray aliens on our planet demanding their rights to take over. Who doesn't support Gray rights? But they bring disgusting practices with them and want to teach them to our Violet kids.

Oh, and lets not forget the Green aliens' drugs and their drive-by slimings. We used to have beautiful, predominately Purple neighborhoods. Our Violets could safely play in their yards, all while their dads were out building spaceships and working in space, and while their mothers and other Purple women were tending to the plants or braiding each other's scalp tentacles. We could sit out late into the night and watch our moons. Two and rarely three moons light the sky. Now that the Greens moved in, it is harder and unsafe for us Purples. There are the Green drugs and the drive-by slimings.

Mental illness and substance abuse are on the rise too. It is not uncommon to see Purplonians banging their eyestalks against a wall while secreting slime all over themselves and giggling. Some are even exposing their replication tentacles in public.

If the above is not enough, we now have some of our own starting groups like the Plu Plux Plum.
Amelia DUBSTEP XStasy

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ROFLMAO!!! You people have gone BUCK wild on here now smdh. Purple people? Lawwwwd have mercy on their little souls Satan.....
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Apr 8, 2013
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
Everything around here is Black this and What that! What about us Purplonian-Americans with Purple skin? Why are we being discriminated against?
Then we have to put up with watching beautiful Purple girls out with these nasty-looking Green guys with two heads. Even more heartbreaking is having to see the Purple babies born with Green spots and two heads.
Then we have to put up with the Gray aliens on our planet demanding their rights to take over. Who doesn't support Gray rights? But they bring disgusting practices with them and want to teach them to our Violet kids.
Oh, and lets not forget the Green aliens' drugs and their drive-by slimings. We used to have beautiful, predominately Purple neighborhoods. Our Violets could safely play in their yards, all while their dads were out building spaceships and working in space, and while their mothers and other Purple women were tending to the plants or braiding each other's scalp tentacles. We could sit out late into the night and watch our moons. Two and rarely three moons light the sky. Now that the Greens moved in, it is harder and unsafe for us Purples. There are the Green drugs and the drive-by slimings.
Mental illness and substance abuse are on the rise too. It is not uncommon to see Purplonians banging their eyestalks against a wall while secreting slime all over themselves and giggling. Some are even exposing their replication tentacles in public.
If the above is not enough, we now have some of our own starting groups like the Plu Plux Plum.
Do purple women date black men?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Amelia DUBSTEP XStasy wrote:
ROFLMAO!!! You people have gone BUCK wild on here now smdh. Purple people? Lawwwwd have mercy on their little souls Satan.....
You got a problem with Purple people? Wouldn't that make you a plumophobe?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Apr 8, 2013
 
Another gripe is healthcare. Who do you see when you have 6 eye stalks? Will they charge us 3 times as much as Earthlings? Or would they charge same price and only examine two of them? And we are not sure what to think of Obamacare. Would space aliens be covered? And would Obama confiscate some of our eye stalks and redistribute them to humans (who have none)?

Those of us who cannot live on our own planet (the Greenies and the genocide and all) would have to live on Earth or somewhere else. I'm not sure how they would function in some place like Oakland or LA. Some might be too whacked out to notice us. "You got 6 eye thingies? D*mn I need another hit!" And how would the gangsters act? Take pot shots at us? Recruit us? Or soil themselves?
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Let's make amends. I'd like to have you purps over for dinner sometime. Dress sparingly, I mean... casually <0-P

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Apr 9, 2013
 
LOL!!!!!!!
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Purple Gurl wrote:
Another gripe is healthcare. Who do you see when you have 6 eye stalks? Will they charge us 3 times as much as Earthlings? Or would they charge same price and only examine two of them? And we are not sure what to think of Obamacare. Would space aliens be covered? And would Obama confiscate some of our eye stalks and redistribute them to humans (who have none)?
Those of us who cannot live on our own planet (the Greenies and the genocide and all) would have to live on Earth or somewhere else. I'm not sure how they would function in some place like Oakland or LA. Some might be too whacked out to notice us. "You got 6 eye thingies? D*mn I need another hit!" And how would the gangsters act? Take pot shots at us? Recruit us? Or soil themselves?
Do purple women date Black men?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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michaelgray wrote:
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Do purple women date Black men?
I saw you the first time but wasn't sure what to say. But you'd have to ask them. Some like Green guys, so I don't see why not brothas too.

But really, there are no real Purple people to my knowledge. I like being in character as a Purple alien, but I don't think they exist, unless maybe you count a few people who were exposed to large amounts of silver. They are more blue.

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2297471.s...
http://rosemaryjacobs.com/argyria_photos_intr...

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Apr 9, 2013
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
Everything around here is Black this and What that! What about us Purplonian-Americans with Purple skin? Why are we being discriminated against?
Then we have to put up with watching beautiful Purple girls out with these nasty-looking Green guys with two heads. Even more heartbreaking is having to see the Purple babies born with Green spots and two heads.
Then we have to put up with the Gray aliens on our planet demanding their rights to take over. Who doesn't support Gray rights? But they bring disgusting practices with them and want to teach them to our Violet kids.
Oh, and lets not forget the Green aliens' drugs and their drive-by slimings. We used to have beautiful, predominately Purple neighborhoods. Our Violets could safely play in their yards, all while their dads were out building spaceships and working in space, and while their mothers and other Purple women were tending to the plants or braiding each other's scalp tentacles. We could sit out late into the night and watch our moons. Two and rarely three moons light the sky. Now that the Greens moved in, it is harder and unsafe for us Purples. There are the Green drugs and the drive-by slimings.
Mental illness and substance abuse are on the rise too. It is not uncommon to see Purplonians banging their eyestalks against a wall while secreting slime all over themselves and giggling. Some are even exposing their replication tentacles in public.
If the above is not enough, we now have some of our own starting groups like the Plu Plux Plum.
yes purple people go through the same thing as black people.. Maybe.. Cause purple people can be mistaken 4 black people.. Like yellow people.. Can be mistaken 4 white people.. Hope this helps..

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I think purple girl.. Needs to turn off re runs of tele bubbies..
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Purple Gurl wrote:
Everything around here is Black this and What that! What about us Purplonian-Americans with Purple skin? Why are we being discriminated against?
Then we have to put up with watching beautiful Purple girls out with these nasty-looking Green guys with two heads. Even more heartbreaking is having to see the Purple babies born with Green spots and two heads.
Then we have to put up with the Gray aliens on our planet demanding their rights to take over. Who doesn't support Gray rights? But they bring disgusting practices with them and want to teach them to our Violet kids.
Oh, and lets not forget the Green aliens' drugs and their drive-by slimings. We used to have beautiful, predominately Purple neighborhoods. Our Violets could safely play in their yards, all while their dads were out building spaceships and working in space, and while their mothers and other Purple women were tending to the plants or braiding each other's scalp tentacles. We could sit out late into the night and watch our moons. Two and rarely three moons light the sky. Now that the Greens moved in, it is harder and unsafe for us Purples. There are the Green drugs and the drive-by slimings.
Mental illness and substance abuse are on the rise too. It is not uncommon to see Purplonians banging their eyestalks against a wall while secreting slime all over themselves and giggling. Some are even exposing their replication tentacles in public.
If the above is not enough, we now have some of our own starting groups like the Plu Plux Plum.
Are you a Special Ed teacher for retarded first graders? This is the only group that might fall for your stupid propaganda.
Amelia DANCEHALL XStasy

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Purple Gurl wrote:
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You got a problem with Purple people? Wouldn't that make you a plumophobe?
Cute. You're cute. I don't have a problem with purple people, but where did purple people derive from? Who are your ancestors?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Are you a Special Ed teacher for retarded first graders? This is the only group that might fall for your stupid propaganda.
And exactly which purpleganda is that?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Amelia DANCEHALL XStasy wrote:
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Cute. You're cute. I don't have a problem with purple people, but where did purple people derive from? Who are your ancestors?
The Purplonians of course, from planet Purplonia.:-)

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Samoan Irish wrote:
<quoted text>yes purple people go through the same thing as black people.. Maybe.. Cause purple people can be mistaken 4 black people.. Like yellow people.. Can be mistaken 4 white people.. Hope this helps..
It is more a class thing. And we have to stay underground because of the bigots, the scientists, the INS, the IRS, etc.

I don't think lavender aliens can be mistaken for Af-Am.
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Purple Gurl wrote:
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The Purplonians of course, from planet Purplonia.:-)
Lol smdh. Now I remember this guy on a talk show once a while back who was literally blue. It was some sort of disease I guess. Is this your case with being purple?

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Amelia DANCEHALL XStasy wrote:
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Lol smdh. Now I remember this guy on a talk show once a while back who was literally blue. It was some sort of disease I guess. Is this your case with being purple?
I already explained that in post 9. I'm not purple for real. And I gave links to 3 people who turned themselves blue from exposure to silver. Remember that silver nitrate is used in photography, and when film is exposed, it turns dark. So if you drink it and then get in the sun, you'd darken too.
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Apr 10, 2013
 
LOL! Purple Girl rocks! I love it
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Apr 10, 2013
 
Beware of the Purple People eater!!!!

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