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#25 May 16, 2010
Dud Twenties wrote:
it would not be so bad if they didn't use the drinking water for this. Africans often poo in a pond, wash their bum, then use the water for drinking, and these are the cosmic gods who invented toilets!
hahaha but no
Barros Serrano

Morgantown, WV

#26 May 16, 2010
This is the advantage of the French bidet... you can clean yourself after crapping or sex... sit there get a good spray, completely clean...

The Romans used a sponge on a stick, which was wet of course, and well rinsed during and after, so they got their buttholes squeaky clean...

When in the wild, a good leaf to use is that of the mullein, a large herb with large fuzzy leaves perfect for buttwiping.

A French humorist claimed that the best way to wipe your butt was with the neck of a goose. The goose obligingly writhes and so does all the work for you. You must however secure the goose firmly behind the head or he/she will bite something you don't want bitten... at least not by a goose...
brenda white

Milwaukee, WI

#28 Jun 30, 2010
actually its like the hiccup thing water or hold breath it is both together that work!!!!!!
My mother taught me to wet the toilet tissue with a little soap and water. If you are doing only one or the other your very very dirty, always.
mohamed

Cairo, Egypt

#30 Jul 26, 2010
first of all muslims are very clean , they wash their hands continously don't worry ......... i was really shocked when i knew that you americans just wipe your butts and don't wash it .............. ass wippers
myfairlady

Henderson, NV

#31 Oct 5, 2010
It is true that many Arabs wipe using their left hand. It also true that many do not use toilet paper. This is not hygienic no matter how you try to dress it up. As usual, many people are afraid to call a spade a spade by using political correct equivalancy to describe other culture's hygiene habits. Western societies learned long ago that staying clean prevented diseases. Why do you think that we have a resurgence of diseases in the US that were formally eradicated? I suggest for all of you who think using just water, or stones or your hand is as cleanly as wiping with paper try it out for yourselves. Recently, I took a taxi driven by a Muslim to an airport. He smelled of poop and it nearly gagged me. These are just the facts.
NotInTheKnow

United States

#32 Oct 18, 2010
If you just use water, with the consistency and stickyness of poo, wouldn't you need a good amount of pressure; and really warm water? Do you put water on, and wipe with your bare hand? Do you put water on, and wipe with paper? If you just spray a little water on there, then there's still some stuck to your sphincter. I would just like a straight answer on this. Does the bare hand touch the gluteus? Does the water have pressure enough? Does anyone really know? What about that infamous tip of the iceburg shit, where you just keep wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and it never comes clean: and you don't know whether to keep wiping or get back in the shower. If you just spray a little water on that, you're in for a surprise later. BTW, you would have to look at the toilet paper to see if you've really got that ass clean. TIP: Wipe it till it bleeds!

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#34 Oct 18, 2010
Sexy Bacterialologist wrote:
If you wipe your arse with your hand only, even using water in the French or Arab manner, you would still leave substantial amounts of faecal matter underneath you fingernails. Unless said Arab individuals scrub up in the manner of a surgeon after taking a dump they will still be left with faecal matter under the fingernails.
Don't shake hands with them or eat food prepared by them.
People wash their ass with their hands not the fingers
NotInTheKnow

United States

#36 Oct 18, 2010
Sexy Bacterialologist wrote:
If you wipe your arse with your hand only, even using water in the French or Arab manner, you would still leave substantial amounts of faecal matter underneath you fingernails. Unless said Arab individuals scrub up in the manner of a surgeon after taking a dump they will still be left with faecal matter under the fingernails.
Don't shake hands with them or eat food prepared by them.
EEEEEEwwwwwwww.. Faecal matter under the finger nails. I always thought that pubic hair was perfect for scrubbing under the finger nails. Trim em up real nice, lather em up, and scrubadub dub. In there case, that would spread the issshht to the genitals, and that's a whole new version of gross.
NotInTheKnow

United States

#37 Oct 18, 2010
I love science, and facts, and sexy bacteria.
Destiny

Rocklin, CA

#38 Nov 27, 2010
OK lets not be dumbasses, people in America often use baby wipes which combines the best of both worlds so there! Screw TP and washing with water and your hand behold the baby wipe the best invention for your butt since hemroid cream!
Blunt Mocker

Nuneaton, UK

#39 Nov 28, 2010
Afreekan wrote:
<quoted text>
no this is for everybody LMAO.. cause most of the people, smell from the butt..i mean in the subway for example lmao
Water cleans and its a generality.
when u clean your the floor, for example, do you use water or paper?
cuz if u tryin to say that paper cleans, this is a nonsense to me
there is an excuse for africans, as they don't have toilets, and never invented bog paper either. And the african habit of crapping and pissing into the same river you drink from causes cholera - as in Haiti. But when you are in OUR countries, wipe your butts, wash your hands, and don't make a mess all over the floor like most of you do - especially moslems.
Blunt Mocker

Nuneaton, UK

#40 Nov 28, 2010
Sexy Bacterialologist wrote:
<quoted text>
If I understand my basic anatomy fingers are part of the hand, and if you place that bare hand in the vicinity of faecal matter one the areas it collects is under the fingernails. So if you wipe your ass with your hand, with or without paper/water the effect is the same. Only a pre-op style scrub up can definitely remove it. It's a scientific fact.
really puts you off arab or "african" restaurants!
JLB101

Aberdeen, WA

#42 Jan 18, 2011
I was wondering when somebody was going to mention the almighty baby wipe, that's what I use, then some T.P. to dry. I just shifted my entire thinking on the Arab world. Wiping with you're bare hand, and a little water? Better give me the garden hose first, and some bleach! That is DISGUSTING!!
kingj0n

Perrysburg, OH

#43 Mar 29, 2011
When you use paper to wipe your ass, you add water to it. It is better than water alone because water doesn't clean it. It is oil based, ever wipe and rinse your hands? You can still feel it, you can still smell it.

Paper + Water = win

However, the flush-able wipes are even better from Cottenell. I've been using that since it came out.
Much better, and also it cleans... Take that everywhere with me.
beast from the middleast

Canada

#44 Sep 15, 2011
Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I am not surprised. I told you arabs are dirty. Personnaly I don't care if they wipe the asses with water as long as their wash their hands properly. Unfortunately, arabs don't wash. When you shake their hands, you are touching their poo. Eeeew!
lsn mofo ur ignorant like most white boys completely, we use water from a bidet idiot which is a european invention then use paper to dry the water, after this is all complete we wash our hands.. unlike fuckn white folks who drink out of random beer cans when there waisted !!! Im and arab from the country of lebanon.. your probably to ignorant to know were that is.. and woow how proud i am of my country because no matter how powerful or economically strong white people are from colonialism you will never have culture and a normal heritage like use.. biyatch go home red neck
PS stick with the tissues dumb ass
beast from the middleast

Canada

#45 Sep 15, 2011
Blunt Mocker wrote:
<quoted text>there is an excuse for africans, as they don't have toilets, and never invented bog paper either. And the african habit of crapping and pissing into the same river you drink from causes cholera - as in Haiti. But when you are in OUR countries, wipe your butts, wash your hands, and don't make a mess all over the floor like most of you do - especially moslems.
ok first of all haiti is an island in the Caribbean's which is located in the golf if mexico and u dont spell MUSLIM like that unless you speak german which i doubt cause you sound like a british chav and this proves to me how ignorant white people are i bet you cant identify 50 countries idiot

Since: Aug 11

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#47 Sep 15, 2011
No problem for me I am NO STINK, that's my name don't wear it out.
beast from the middleast

Canada

#46 Sep 15, 2011
JLB101 wrote:
I was wondering when somebody was going to mention the almighty baby wipe, that's what I use, then some T.P. to dry. I just shifted my entire thinking on the Arab world. Wiping with you're bare hand, and a little water? Better give me the garden hose first, and some bleach! That is DISGUSTING!!
Dude arabs use baby wipes when they are abroad in a western country such as canada or america cause you guys don't use bidets to clean ur asses this wiping our asses wit our hands is bullshit that some ignorant racist bigot made up :)
beast from the middleast

Canada

#48 Sep 15, 2011
o and i'm here all day for anymore of you racist people that i can easily contradict !! cause the things you guys make up i wonder were you guys get this from lool

Since: Aug 11

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#49 Sep 15, 2011
beast from the middleast wrote:
o and i'm here all day for anymore of you racist people that i can easily contradict !! cause the things you guys make up i wonder were you guys get this from lool
Somebody told me you guys eat dogs, like the Koreans - any truth to that. Are you pro dogs or con dogs? Just curious.

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