Is Your Boyfriend a Crackhead?

Is Your Boyfriend a Crackhead?

Posted in the African-American Forum

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#1 Apr 21, 2008
This comment is meant as a public service. Please and memorize it.

1. Have you caught him shaking out the contents of your pocketbook then when you asked him what the fuck he was doing he replied, "Oh, is this yours?"

2. When you go out to the dinner and the check arrives does he pat his hip pocket and say, "Gee, I forgot my wallet. Can you get it this time?"

3. After you pay the check and leave a nice tip, does he say on your way out, "Oh, I forgot something" then go back and steal the tip?

4. Did you ever drive by an alley and see someone who looks just like your boyfriend on his knees giving a gay boy a blow job?

5. Have you noticed he suddenly has no appliances in his apartment -- but a whole bunch of those Bic cigarette lighters?

6. When you're in bed having sex and you ask, "You want some head, baby?" does he slip and say, "How much you gonna pay me?"

7. Did that transvestite hooker you saw at the club the other night have a nose just like him?

8. Has he been missing a front tooth for a year and each time you ask about it he tells you he's going to get it fixed next week?

9. Did they repossess his car and now he comes to visit you on a bicycle?

10. Did you once get in a fight with him and somehow managed to kick his ass even though he's 6'2" and weighs 250 pounds and used to play linebacker for Grambling State?

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#2 Apr 21, 2008
Open letter to crackheads

Hey Crackhead
__________
Date: 2008-03-27, 3:36PM PST

Yes, you. You sick fucker. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At the time, I had no idea why anyone would do that. Other than the sparkplugs, the bike was untouched. Some kind of bizarre vandalism? A fraternity prank gone awry? I had no idea. All I knew is that I looked like a huge douchebag riding the Muni to work in a padded motorcycle jacket and helmet.

Because the bike was immobilized I got a $35 street sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to the shop ($45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and the boots ($50 including labor). They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.

Crackhead, it was really good to have my bike back though. I rode home from the shop with a couple of spare sparkplugs and a smile on my face. I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. Overall, I wasn't that upset. Despite having to ride the bus for three days and dropping a hundred bones at the shop, I had gained some fascinating knowledge, a new set of sparkplugs, and a pretty funny anecdote about how fucked up you are, and how our paths once crossed briefly in the night.

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. I mean, the fucking saw you used to saw off my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really haven't put much thought into this, have you?

Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.

I've decided that taping crackpipes to my motorcycle would be tantamount to appeasement. You have crossed a line, Crackhead - specifically California Street. You have come onto my own street and you have desecrated that which I hold dear. You have stolen from me, and you have caused me to spend the last half hour writing this post instead of engineering shit, and it is concievable, if not likely, that my boss could find out about this and fire me. I am hella pissed at you dude.

In conclusion, Crackhead, why don't you just do both of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about it.

Sincerely,
Matt

*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#3 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
Open letter to crackheads
Hey Crackhead
__________
Date: 2008-03-27, 3:36PM PST
Yes, you. You sick fucker. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At the time, I had no idea why anyone would do that. Other than the sparkplugs, the bike was untouched. Some kind of bizarre vandalism? A fraternity prank gone awry? I had no idea. All I knew is that I looked like a huge douchebag riding the Muni to work in a padded motorcycle jacket and helmet.
Because the bike was immobilized I got a $35 street sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to the shop ($45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and the boots ($50 including labor). They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.
Crackhead, it was really good to have my bike back though. I rode home from the shop with a couple of spare sparkplugs and a smile on my face. I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. Overall, I wasn't that upset. Despite having to ride the bus for three days and dropping a hundred bones at the shop, I had gained some fascinating knowledge, a new set of sparkplugs, and a pretty funny anecdote about how fucked up you are, and how our paths once crossed briefly in the night.
YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?
I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. I mean, the fucking saw you used to saw off my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really haven't put much thought into this, have you?
Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.
I've decided that taping crackpipes to my motorcycle would be tantamount to appeasement. You have crossed a line, Crackhead - specifically California Street. You have come onto my own street and you have desecrated that which I hold dear. You have stolen from me, and you have caused me to spend the last half hour writing this post instead of engineering shit, and it is concievable, if not likely, that my boss could find out about this and fire me. I am hella pissed at you dude.
In conclusion, Crackhead, why don't you just do both of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about it.
Sincerely,
Matt
*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***
Gee, your heart-wrenching story quite nearly brought me to tears. Just the thought of you not being able to ride home boot on the pedal, hair blowing in in the wind, grin on your face after banging-out your girlfriend all night long, was almost too painful to bear.

You have our sympathy. And we especially think it cool you placed your announcement to crackheads here in the African American forum and nowhere else.

Nice touch, that.

And now if you're quite done, why don't you get on your Harley and get the fuck out of here before something more than your sparkplugs get cut, white boy?

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#4 Apr 21, 2008
Reap what You Sew......

With White Privilge' On My Side, I'll be able to handle all That Life May Toss My way,....

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#5 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
Reap what You Sew......
With White Privilge' On My Side, I'll be able to handle all That Life May Toss My way,....
What the hell are you mumbling about?

You come here, insult everybody, do it a second time, then wax philosophical about it all.

The next time we run across your bike we'll pour sand in the gas tank and really give you something to whine about.

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#6 Apr 21, 2008
Scientists have documented how children's brains grow at different rates and the ones of very bright children mature slower and peak several years later than children of less intelligence. This is yet another facet of neoteny, homo sapiens evolved into animals with long childhoods and many of our features are baby-like including a long period of childish curiosity.

Very smart children may seem advanced in many ways, but a new study shows they actually lag behind other kids in development of the "thinking" part of the brain.

The brain's outer mantle, or cortex, gets thicker and then thins during childhood and the teen years. The study found that in kids with superior intelligence, the cortex reaches its thickest stage a few years later than in other children.

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#7 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
Scientists have documented how children's brains grow at different rates and the ones of very bright children mature slower and peak several years later than children of less intelligence. This is yet another facet of neoteny, homo sapiens evolved into animals with long childhoods and many of our features are baby-like including a long period of childish curiosity.
Very smart children may seem advanced in many ways, but a new study shows they actually lag behind other kids in development of the "thinking" part of the brain.
The brain's outer mantle, or cortex, gets thicker and then thins during childhood and the teen years. The study found that in kids with superior intelligence, the cortex reaches its thickest stage a few years later than in other children.
Nice on topic comment.

What's your next comment going to be about? The mating habits of the Argentine Banana Slug?

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#8 Apr 21, 2008
"In America today, AIDS is virtually a black disease, by any measure," says Phill Wilson, executive director of The Black AIDS Institute in Los Angeles. Wilson also points out that while many black American leaders and celebrities have embraced the cause of the epidemic's toll in Africa, few have devoted similar energy to the crisis here at home.








Black Americans make up 13 percent of the U.S. population but account for over 50 percent of all new cases of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. That infection rate is eight times the rate of whites. Among women, the numbers are even more shocking--- almost 70 percent of all newly diagnosed HIV-positive women in the United States are black women. Black women are 23 times more likely to be diagnosed with AIDS than white women,

with heterosexual contact being the overwhelming method of infection in black America.

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#9 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
"In America today, AIDS is virtually a black disease, by any measure," says Phill Wilson, executive director of The Black AIDS Institute in Los Angeles. Wilson also points out that while many black American leaders and celebrities have embraced the cause of the epidemic's toll in Africa, few have devoted similar energy to the crisis here at home.
Black Americans make up 13 percent of the U.S. population but account for over 50 percent of all new cases of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. That infection rate is eight times the rate of whites. Among women, the numbers are even more shocking--- almost 70 percent of all newly diagnosed HIV-positive women in the United States are black women. Black women are 23 times more likely to be diagnosed with AIDS than white women,
with heterosexual contact being the overwhelming method of infection in black America.
Alright, you want to act ignorant?

Now, I've got to punish you:

You are aware whites invented AIDS, right?

(watch me skin the fool and leave him battered and bleeding on this one, folks)

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#10 Apr 21, 2008
OOOHHHH...Knocked a Scab off Your ass Huh...?

There is an epidemic of AIDS engulfing much of Africa, especially sub-Saharan Africa. In some African countries it is estimated that 40% of the working-age population has contracted HIV, with younger and more successful workers being most likely to be affected. However, this is never uniform across a population; 40% of a whole African country will mean there are areas where virtually everyone has contracted HIV/AIDS. The worst affected countries include Swaziland, Botswana, Zimbabwe and Lesotho. In places like these, village after village has no young adults left. The scale of the problem is overwhelming.

http://www.soschildrensvillages.org.uk/aids-a...

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#11 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
OOOHHHH...Knocked a Scab off Your ass Huh...?
There is an epidemic of AIDS engulfing much of Africa, especially sub-Saharan Africa. In some African countries it is estimated that 40% of the working-age population has contracted HIV, with younger and more successful workers being most likely to be affected. However, this is never uniform across a population; 40% of a whole African country will mean there are areas where virtually everyone has contracted HIV/AIDS. The worst affected countries include Swaziland, Botswana, Zimbabwe and Lesotho. In places like these, village after village has no young adults left. The scale of the problem is overwhelming.
http://www.soschildrensvillages.org.uk/aids-a...
Hey, Einstein, pay attention.

I said white folks invented AIDS.

That means people like you are responsible for all the millions of people who are dying everywhere.

Now you call yourself an engineer, why not use your skills to comprehend a simple sentence written in English like the one I wrote directly above?

Geez...

ricland
Chill out again

Springfield, IL

#12 Apr 21, 2008
No. 11. Does your boyfriend watch NASCAR for hours, think Larry the Cable Guy is freaking hilarous and couldn't dance if you held a gun to his head?

Oh, wait, that was the test to tell if your boyfriend is a crackER... sorry.

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#13 Apr 21, 2008
Got some Evidence',,...Take Me to Court,...

You Know ROOTS the Mini Series was Made Up Bullshit Too,....

Links Between Prison and AIDS Affecting Blacks Inside and Out

By LYNETTE CLEMETSON
Published: August 6, 2004
Fiddling with a cigarette, Louise, a straight-talking 23-year-old who has been living with H.I.V. for four years, grimaced as she discussed life in the black neighborhood of her small town, a sleepy outpost east of the state capital.

The only jobs, she said, were generally at fast-food places, farms or factories. Entertainment consisted of hanging out on the street corner or at the strip mall. And as for men, she said, with an air of resignation,''They've either been in prison, they're married or they're gay.''

It never seemed unusual, said Louise, who asked that her last name be withheld because some people close to her are unaware of her H.I.V. status, that nearly all the men she had been involved with -- including the one who passed the virus on to her -- had been in prison.

''In a grocery store you have a big selection of meat laid out in front of you, and you can chose which grade you want,'' she said. But in her town, she added,''you don't have that choice. There is no way to really decide the good from the bad. It's all what you decide you can deal with.''

As health specialists continue to grapple with global challenges to combating AIDS, Louise, a black woman living in the South, infected through heterosexual sex, represents the continuing struggle with the epidemic in the United States. Her story also illuminates a complex domestic issue: the link between high rates of imprisonment among African-Americans and high rates of H.I.V. and AIDS.

While many studies have documented the prevalence of the disease in prisons, researchers are now examining how patterns of incarceration affect its transmission beyond prison walls.

The health consequences cut across lines of class, said Dr. Peter Leone, medical director of the H.I.V. and sexually transmitted disease division of the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services.''You're not even looking at six degrees of separation in most black social networks between a disenfranchised former inmate and someone who is in college or highly respected in the community,'' he said.

Researchers say high incarceration rates increase risk behaviors associated with H.I.V. by skewing the ratio of women to men, worsening economic conditions and increasing the social capital of men who are not imprisoned.

''H.I.V. is an opportunistic disease that thrives on disruptions of social networks,'' said Dr. David Wohl, an infectious disease specialist at the University of North Carolina, where several studies on the subject are under way.''You can hardly get more socially disruptive than removing double-digit percentages of men from communities for extended periods of time.''

people Like Me Pay Taxes To Support Welfare Too,....

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#14 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
Got some Evidence',,...Take Me to Court,...
You Know ROOTS the Mini Series was Made Up Bullshit Too,....
Links Between Prison and AIDS Affecting Blacks Inside and Out
By LYNETTE CLEMETSON
Published: August 6, 2004
Fiddling with a cigarette, Louise, a straight-talking 23-year-old who has been living with H.I.V. for four years, grimaced as she discussed life in the black neighborhood of her small town, a sleepy outpost east of the state capital.
The only jobs, she said, were generally at fast-food places, farms or factories. Entertainment consisted of hanging out on the street corner or at the strip mall. And as for men, she said, with an air of resignation,''They've either been in prison, they're married or they're gay.''
It never seemed unusual, said Louise, who asked that her last name be withheld because some people close to her are unaware of her H.I.V. status, that nearly all the men she had been involved with -- including the one who passed the virus on to her -- had been in prison.
''In a grocery store you have a big selection of meat laid out in front of you, and you can chose which grade you want,'' she said. But in her town, she added,''you don't have that choice. There is no way to really decide the good from the bad. It's all what you decide you can deal with.''
As health specialists continue to grapple with global challenges to combating AIDS, Louise, a black woman living in the South, infected through heterosexual sex, represents the continuing struggle with the epidemic in the United States. Her story also illuminates a complex domestic issue: the link between high rates of imprisonment among African-Americans and high rates of H.I.V. and AIDS.
While many studies have documented the prevalence of the disease in prisons, researchers are now examining how patterns of incarceration affect its transmission beyond prison walls.
The health consequences cut across lines of class, said Dr. Peter Leone, medical director of the H.I.V. and sexually transmitted disease division of the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services.''You're not even looking at six degrees of separation in most black social networks between a disenfranchised former inmate and someone who is in college or highly respected in the community,'' he said.
Researchers say high incarceration rates increase risk behaviors associated with H.I.V. by skewing the ratio of women to men, worsening economic conditions and increasing the social capital of men who are not imprisoned.
''H.I.V. is an opportunistic disease that thrives on disruptions of social networks,'' said Dr. David Wohl, an infectious disease specialist at the University of North Carolina, where several studies on the subject are under way.''You can hardly get more socially disruptive than removing double-digit percentages of men from communities for extended periods of time.''
people Like Me Pay Taxes To Support Welfare Too,....
You dumb hillbilly.

Those are not your thoughts. You're just cutting and pasting.

Let's hear your own arguments, you Chicken-livered wuss.

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#15 Apr 21, 2008
guess he'll send me a bill, huh? I feel like saying, Let me get this straight, Hank. I'm slow. Be patient. You want free money because of slavery, right?

I don't blame you. I'd like free money too. Tell you what. I believe in justice. I'll give you a million dollars for every slave I own, and another million for every year you were a slave. Fair enough?

But tell me, how many slaves do you suppose I have? In round numbers, I mean. Say to the nearest dozen. And how long were you a slave?

Oh.

In other words, I owe you reparations for something that I didn't do and didn't happen to you. That makes sense. Like lug nuts on a birthday cake.

Personally, I think you owe me reparations for things you didn't do and never happened to me. I've never been coated in Dutch chocolate and thrown from the Eiffel Tower. I'll bet you've never done it to anyone.

I want reparations.

Kinda silly, isn't it?

But if we're going to talk about reparations, that's a street that runs in two directions. You want money from me for what some other whites did to some other blacks in another century. How about you guys paying whites reparations for current expenses caused by blacks? Not long ago blacks burned down half of Los Angeles, a city in my country. Cities are expensive, Hank. Build one sometime and you'll see what I mean. Whites had to pay taxes to repair Los Angeles for you.

You can send me a check.

Now, yes, I know you burned LA because you didn't like the verdict in the trial of those police officers. Well, I didn't like the verdict in the Simpson trial. But I didn't burn my house and loot Korean grocers.

Over the years blacks have burned a lot of American cities: Newark, Detroit, Watts, on and on. Now add in the fantastic cost over the years of welfare in all its forms, of large police forces and jails and security systems in department stores. I can't live in the capital city of my own country because of crime committed by blacks. Toss in the cultural cost of lowering standards in everything for the benefit of blacks.

See what I mean?

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#16 Apr 21, 2008
AIDS Coming to A Hood' Near You,




















Catch It....

Ric Ricland

“"Same as it ever was..."”

Since: Jan 07

Springfield, OH

#17 Apr 21, 2008
The Big Time wrote:
AIDS Coming to A Hood' Near You,
Catch It....
Oh, by the way, thanks for killing my thread by running everybody off with your stupidity.

ricland

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#18 Apr 22, 2008
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

(watch me skin the fool and leave him battered and bleeding on this one, folks)

The Big Time

“Runs Like a Deere”

Since: Jan 07

Forest Park, GA

#19 Apr 22, 2008
DOJ BOMBSHELL! Shocking Black crime statistics.
The new Department of Justice victimization survey for 2005 has been posted on the DOJ website. To create these reports the DOJ surveys a massive segment of the US population to document crime trends. For years the reports have shown disturbing trends in Black crime, particularly Black on White Crime.

The 2005 Report Shows…

While Blacks make up 12% of the US population, they commit approximately 50% of all rapes, attempted rapes, and sexual assaults in the United States.

Nearly 100% of all Black rape victims are raped by a Black.

Over one third of all White rape victims are raped by a Black. Over half of all White rape victims are raped by a non-White in general.

Another category dominated by Blacks is “Robbery with Injury.” Blacks committed a full two thirds of all robberies with an injury in cases where the race of the offender is known.

Note: In the 2005 survey, they is still no Hispanic offender category. The only categories are Black, White, Other, and in some cases “Two or More.” This skews the results, because most Hispanic offenders are counted as white. There is however a note that future reports will document Hispanic crime trends.

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