Sam I Am

Wiseman, AR

#1 Apr 12, 2013
In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the
relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this
time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very
risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure,
but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After
a time, someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain;
$200 for a Republican's brain."

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had
to try not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man
unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more
than a Republican's brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to
the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."

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