anal.....

[CoCosilk]

FYI FYI..... If you like your system being regular, refrain from Anal S3x. My beau and I got a little carried away Friday night. He stayed in my a$$ waaaay too long! Lol! I cant sh!t! My stomach is all messed up... I cant even poot! I mean, how do you go to the Hosp, and tell your Dr. "Sir, I can sh!t. I had anal s3x with my Beau, and he murdered my a$$-hole! Now what?! Craziness!!!! I wonder how gay men can stand it!

[lone thinker]

Ouch that sounds like it hurts. I haven't done that to a woman yet but if i ever do I'll know to limit myself. How are you feelin now CoCo?

[CoCosilk]

lone thinker wrote:

Ouch that sounds like it hurts. I haven't done that to a woman yet but if i ever do I'll know to limit myself. How are you feelin now CoCo?

Ahhhh I had to resort to exlax! LMFAO! NO SMART COMMENTS! I was in some serious pain Lone, forreal!

[Satans Savior]

CoCosilk wrote:

FYI FYI..... If you like your system being regular, refrain from Anal S3x. My beau and I got a little carried away Friday night. He stayed in my a$$ waaaay too long! Lol! I cant sh!t! My stomach is all messed up... I cant even poot! I mean, how do you go to the Hosp, and tell your Dr. "Sir, I can sh!t. I had anal s3x with my Beau, and he murdered my a$$-hole! Now what?! Craziness!!!! I wonder how gay men can stand it!

Sounds like it hurt....

But hey what ever happened to your highschool sweetheart??!!

You said you missed him and were going to take a flight down to Atlanta to see him?!

Is that still in plan?

[EastLDNgyal]

CoCosilk wrote:

<quoted text> Ahhhh I had to resort to exlax! LMFAO! NO SMART COMMENTS! I was in some serious pain Lone, forreal!

i HATE anal sex it fills like something is stuck in my ass and i wanna take it out, it isn't pleasurable at all...it HURTS!!!!

[EastLDNgyal]

Fills=feels...sorry...i'm making so many mistakes today, got too many things on my mind!!!

[Miss Sha]

Ex Lax (or any stimulant laxative) can cause awful cramping as it works by causing the large intestine to contract/release so it can move contents through it(peristalsis).

Phillips Milk of Magnesia and Saline Laxatives (the small green glass bottle) work by drawing water into your large intestine (Hyper-Osmotic) and basically you will put out very watery stuff until your large intestine is empty. But all without cramping. They work w/i a few hours as well.

Hope you feel better.

[SchoolofSoul]

You're supposed to go BEFOREhand.

Next time you do it, make sure you've had a colon cleansing done. You'll feel better and you won't have to worry about getting backed up.

[CoCosilk]

EastLDNgyal wrote:

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i HATE anal sex it fills like something is stuck in my ass and i wanna take it out, it isn't pleasurable at all...it HURTS!!!!

OMFG!!! This has to be the funniest comment I have read all daggone day!!!!!!!!!! HILLARIUS! Girl it feels good for maybe like 4min. Then, thats enough of that! Guys dont see it that way tho..LMFAO! I am still laughing at that comment girl!

[CoCosilk]

Satans Savior wrote:

<quoted text>
Sounds like it hurt....
But hey what ever happened to your highschool sweetheart??!!
You said you missed him and were going to take a flight down to Atlanta to see him?!
Is that still in plan?

Hope so. I called his mother on Monday to get his #, and I havent heard back from her yet. I think she must be in Florida vacationing...

[EastLDNgyal]

CoCosilk wrote:

<quoted text> OMFG!!! This has to be the funniest comment I have read all daggone day!!!!!!!!!! HILLARIUS! Girl it feels good for maybe like 4min. Then, thats enough of that! Guys dont see it that way tho..LMFAO! I am still laughing at that comment girl!

it feels good for 10 seconds in my case i'll do anything to avoid anal...they think i'm wiggling around and screaming cos i like it...NO...it means stop and do something else!!!

[Kennyinbmore]

CoCosilk wrote:

FYI FYI..... If you like your system being regular, refrain from Anal S3x. My beau and I got a little carried away Friday night. He stayed in my a$$ waaaay too long! Lol! I cant sh!t! My stomach is all messed up... I cant even poot! I mean, how do you go to the Hosp, and tell your Dr. "Sir, I can sh!t. I had anal s3x with my Beau, and he murdered my a$$-hole! Now what?! Craziness!!!! I wonder how gay men can stand it!

sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing

[SchoolofSoul]

EastLDNgyal wrote:

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i HATE anal sex it fills like something is stuck in my ass and i wanna take it out, it isn't pleasurable at all...it HURTS!!!!

Then you're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be pleasurable.

Look for a book called "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women," by Tristan Taormino.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Guide-Anal-W...

This book can help you immensely.

[lone thinker]

CoCosilk wrote:

<quoted text> Ahhhh I had to resort to exlax! LMFAO! NO SMART COMMENTS! I was in some serious pain Lone, forreal!

Now you know it hurts that you gotta resort to exlax. That is a pain i will never understand. Now ask me about the runs, if it compares to that then i understand.

[CoCosilk]

Kennyinbmore wrote:

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sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing

I dont know....It wasnt bad, just lasted tooo long. He never wanted to stop!(I speak about this guy in another one of my posts) He doesnt know when enough is enough! He just follows me around... and he is up my ass tooo much...Literally! Lol! CoCo needs space! Im kinda used to being alone.

[SchoolofSoul]

CoCosilk wrote:

<quoted text> I dont know....It wasnt bad, just lasted tooo long. He never wanted to stop!(I speak about this guy in another one of my posts) He doesnt know when enough is enough! He just follows me around... and he is up my ass tooo much...Literally! Lol! CoCo needs space! Im kinda used to being alone.

You should sit on his face more.

[CoCosilk]

SchoolofSoul wrote:

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You should sit on his face more.

Making a Mental note!

[Willing Thinker]

LOL

CoCosilk wrote:

<quoted text> I dont know....It wasnt bad, just lasted tooo long. He never wanted to stop!(I speak about this guy in another one of my posts) He doesnt know when enough is enough! He just follows me around... and he is up my ass tooo much...Literally! Lol! CoCo needs space! Im kinda used to being alone.

Me too.

[Pce up atwn dwn aka jette]

SchoolofSoul wrote:

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You should sit on his face more.

lol

[lone thinker]

LOL you could sit on min too CoCo.