I Saw These 4 Black Dudes At The Mall

I Saw These 4 Black Dudes At The Mall

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Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#1 Dec 23, 2012
My Wife and I were at our local mall and saw these 4 black men walking around the parking lot.

Natually we locked our doors and started our car as to be ready to peel out incase they surrounded us.

They were very tall and skinny with big bug eyes looking at all the parked vehicles with what seemed to be a shifty and greedy look upon their dark faces.

Thankfully they passed us by.

I noticed as they went into the mall,that they reached out and held eachother's hands.

So I figured they was harmless black gay people.

You can't be too careful these days.
Who Dat

San Antonio, TX

#2 Dec 23, 2012
Around blacks, never relax.

“HOBOY”

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#3 Dec 23, 2012
Why is Kentucky only known for chicken!
Massa is Here

Wise, VA

#4 Dec 23, 2012
What Are you Wearing wrote:
Why is Kentucky only known for chicken!
Is that all you coloreds ever think about is chicken?

“HOBOY”

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#5 Dec 23, 2012
Massa is Here wrote:
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Is that all you coloreds ever think about is chicken?
You must be some sort of Canadian.

“I can't stand obscurity”

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Since: Mar 11

the nati Ohio

#6 Dec 23, 2012
Jumper wrote:
My Wife and I were at our local mall and saw these 4 black men walking around the parking lot.
Natually we locked our doors and started our car as to be ready to peel out incase they surrounded us.
They were very tall and skinny with big bug eyes looking at all the parked vehicles with what seemed to be a shifty and greedy look upon their dark faces.
Thankfully they passed us by.
I noticed as they went into the mall,that they reached out and held eachother's hands.
So I figured they was harmless black gay people.
You can't be too careful these days.
why didn't you join them your gay
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#7 Dec 23, 2012
iamcuriousnow wrote:
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why didn't you join them your gay
Naw...I'm not gay.But I know some if you want a hook up.
Nibiru never showed

UK

#8 Dec 24, 2012
Jumper wrote:
My Wife and I were at our local mall and saw these 4 black men walking around the parking lot.
Natually we locked our doors and started our car as to be ready to peel out incase they surrounded us.
They were very tall and skinny with big bug eyes looking at all the parked vehicles with what seemed to be a shifty and greedy look upon their dark faces.
Thankfully they passed us by.
I noticed as they went into the mall,that they reached out and held eachother's hands.
So I figured they was harmless black gay people.
You can't be too careful these days.
could have been Moslem carjackers, Moslem men always hold hands. That's why black join up - it makes being gay respectable.

PolskaHusaria
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Since: Dec 12

Brewster, NY

#10 Dec 24, 2012
Funny story.

Do you got anymore stories?

PolskaHusaria
Level 3

Since: Dec 12

Brewster, NY

#11 Dec 24, 2012
I have a good one about Blacks in a mall.

When, I was about 14 years old I was visiting my Aunt in White Plains.

I went to the White Plains galleria situated near the White Plains housing projects which are loaded with Black people.

As soon as I went to the mall a group of about 10 Blacks about 16-18 years old starting shouting at me & saying White boy this Crackka this blah blah.

Of course they were tough & obnoxious when I was young & small by myself.

Now, when I see Blacks in groups in malls they usually look away & look scared of me. LOL

Well, I am huge & muscular... Now Blacks in groups are a bunch of cowards around me.

Ironically actually Blacks in a group tend to be much more scared of me than Whites in a group today.

Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#12 Dec 24, 2012
PolskaHusaria wrote:
I have a good one about Blacks in a mall.
When, I was about 14 years old I was visiting my Aunt in White Plains.
I went to the White Plains galleria situated near the White Plains housing projects which are loaded with Black people.
As soon as I went to the mall a group of about 10 Blacks about 16-18 years old starting shouting at me & saying White boy this Crackka this blah blah.
Of course they were tough & obnoxious when I was young & small by myself.
Now, when I see Blacks in groups in malls they usually look away & look scared of me. LOL
Well, I am huge & muscular... Now Blacks in groups are a bunch of cowards around me.
Ironically actually Blacks in a group tend to be much more scared of me than Whites in a group today.
Great story for the Holidays!

It reminds me of the time I wanderd into a black slum when I was on vacation in St.PeatersBurg FL.for Christmas.

They threw bottels and bricks at me because I was white.

I ran and ran until I crossed a highway to a Mexican area.

They really an't so bad as blacks in some ways.

“I'm a selfish guy:)”

Since: Nov 12

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#13 Dec 24, 2012
Jumper wrote:
My Wife and I were at our local mall and saw these 4 black men walking around the parking lot.
Natually we locked our doors and started our car as to be ready to peel out incase they surrounded us.
They were very tall and skinny with big bug eyes looking at all the parked vehicles with what seemed to be a shifty and greedy look upon their dark faces.
Thankfully they passed us by.
I noticed as they went into the mall,that they reached out and held eachother's hands.
So I figured they was harmless black gay people.
You can't be too careful these days.
Uh huh, so you tight likkle puxxy got all juicy wet at the sight of 4 black men, huh.

PolskaHusaria
Level 3

Since: Dec 12

Brewster, NY

#14 Dec 24, 2012
Jumper wrote:
<quoted text>Great story for the Holidays!
It reminds me of the time I wanderd into a black slum when I was on vacation in St.PeatersBurg FL.for Christmas.
They threw bottels and bricks at me because I was white.
I ran and ran until I crossed a highway to a Mexican area.
They really an't so bad as blacks in some ways.
Isn't that the Black slum between the Highway & the Bay?

I haven't been down there but I have driven on the Highway & seen what looks like a shantee town in Saint Petersburg FL.

It looks like it belongs in Haiti or something. LOL

PolskaHusaria
Level 3

Since: Dec 12

Brewster, NY

#15 Dec 24, 2012
Jumper wrote:
<quoted text>Great story for the Holidays!
It reminds me of the time I wanderd into a black slum when I was on vacation in St.PeatersBurg FL.for Christmas.
They threw bottels and bricks at me because I was white.
I ran and ran until I crossed a highway to a Mexican area.
They really an't so bad as blacks in some ways.
This doesn't surprise me Blacks are nuts like that.

You are lucky they didn't take out a gun & start shooting at you though. LOL

What a great holiday that is sure delightful Black people even on the holidays!

“I love being a Black Man”

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Since: Nov 09

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#16 Dec 24, 2012
So this is what White men think about when I'm buying something at the mall?
UNCLE BEN

Finksburg, MD

#19 Dec 24, 2012
Bruthas be skinny. So skinny. You don't get big if all you do is swallow semen.

Baggy jeans. Check. Boxers showing. Check. Walking very slow. Check.

That's what passes for "cool" these days in da ghetto.

You will never see brutha from da hood reading anything but the sports page.

They are usually up to no good.

Wherever I go in the city there are always black peeps asking me for money like I'm Bill Gates. Tough to dodge them. I wish they would die. Never gets cold enough to freeze 'em to death unfortunately.

Make sure cats & dogs aren't out in the streets during cold winter nights/blizzards. Take care of them.

KILL THE POOR
UNCLE BEN

Finksburg, MD

#20 Dec 24, 2012
I always think to myself how many bruthas will get killed today or arrested and I get a warm feeling inside. Better than Xmas. Maybe I will start helping them kill each other.

They make me ill.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#21 Dec 24, 2012
Alienware wrote:
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Uh huh, so you tight likkle puxxy got all juicy wet at the sight of 4 black men, huh.
What's a 'puxxy'? Some kind of cat?
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#22 Dec 24, 2012
MumRa wrote:
So this is what White men think about when I'm buying something at the mall?
Well...you'de feel the same way surronded by whites wouldn't you? Tell the truth now.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#23 Dec 24, 2012
ChiWiz wrote:
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You luck they didn't try and rape you. If your wife wasn't there I'm sure they would have tried to hit on you.
Yea I know what you mean.I can't help it if all find me sexy.

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