What might racists on other planets say?

What might racists on other planets say?

Created by Purple Gurl on Sep 11, 2013

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Some of my best friends are Green.

You look pretty, for a Blue girl.

I know the 2-headed guy stole my spaceship.

Orange people, go to the back of the bus!

If it's not Green, it's obscene!

They have two heads and are still stupid.

Tentacled men are only after sex.

Orange and Blue couples have ugly kids.

Striped women will do it with anyone.

If you're Gray, stay away!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#2 Sep 11, 2013
Shooting a rat into space? LOL! I can't understand French, but I read the translation.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#8 Sep 11, 2013
JanIIISobieski wrote:
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You are racist against Polish people though.
I saw your dumb Polak jokes on the Poland forum.
Here is a refute.
Table 1 1970's Polish American IQ 109
Table 10 1970's Southern Black IQ 82
http://books.google.com/books ?
Polish is not a race. Jokes are jokes, and it is wrong to focus on what others say or do in the past. Topix is a toilet they all say. You drop your mess, wipe, pull the handle, and leave it behind. But it seems you are into scat play since you dig in mess that should have been flushed a long time ago.

The topic is space aliens, BTW.
Shining in darkness

Geebung, Australia

#9 Sep 11, 2013
They would say I really don't like those green skins but at least we don't have Nigguhs.
Bazinga!
OnlyPatchWork

Brewster, NY

#10 Sep 12, 2013
Purple Gurl wrote:
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Polish is not a race. Jokes are jokes, and it is wrong to focus on what others say or do in the past. Topix is a toilet they all say. You drop your mess, wipe, pull the handle, and leave it behind. But it seems you are into scat play since you dig in mess that should have been flushed a long time ago.
The topic is space aliens, BTW.
This is what "Anti Racists" always state about Anti White prejudices for an Ethnic group.

Mexicans & Hispanics are not a real race.

So, how come Mexican & Hispanic prejudices are taken very seriously!?

But, the prejudices of groups like Italians, or Polish are brushed off with your attitude of "It isn't a race"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#11 Sep 15, 2013
OnlyPatchWork wrote:
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This is what "Anti Racists" always state about Anti White prejudices for an Ethnic group.
Mexicans & Hispanics are not a real race.
So, how come Mexican & Hispanic prejudices are taken very seriously!?
But, the prejudices of groups like Italians, or Polish are brushed off with your attitude of "It isn't a race"
We have no Hispanic people nor other subgroups of Caucasians on Purplonia. We have enough time with Greenians coming here to rape Purple women as a type of ethnic genocide. If you lack tentacles, then why are you in an alien thread? Oh, you are too racist to let space aliens discuss things without being so Earth-centered. No wait, maybe I am in error for using the Uninet (the galactic version of the Internet) to post about Alien-Americans in an African-American thread. English is not the first language of Purplonian-Americans. Besides, we have so many eyestalks that it is sometimes hard to see straight.

And before anyone states it, yes, I'm Plum mad.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#12 Oct 14, 2013
"Hey, one of those Orange guys hacked off one of my heads!"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#13 Oct 15, 2013
"The Green guy took the landing gear from my spaceship!"

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#14 Jan 2, 2014
Green can sit in the front of the spaceship, but Purple has to sit in the back.
Masud_S_Hoghughi __

Romford, UK

#15 Jan 3, 2014
I think the aliens would laugh at the niccuz of the earth as we do.......

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#16 Jan 14, 2014
"Stay away from me you spotted alien!"
Hehehe

Bucharest, Romania

#17 Jan 16, 2014
Racist in space?

Hehehe, trailer parks launching a space craft will be a universal first
hehehehe

Bucharest, Romania

#18 Jan 16, 2014
Racist can't get out of a trailer park much less get out in space.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#19 Jan 16, 2014
I think the thread is about racist aliens, what they might say, if they existed.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#20 Feb 1, 2015
"What's that thing on top of your head?"

"There comes one of those slimy aliens."

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